A/N-I don't really know what to say, so just read the story, sorry this chapter is sort of short.
An Evil Genius's Plan-
3rd Person POV-
The handsome vampire walked through the forest mumbling gibberish to himself and occasionally saying stupid sheep and twitching. He was planning; he was making his world domination plans so that he could rid the world of the cursed plaque, also called sheep. Without thinking, he arrived at a very familiar house, the one with the devil's spawn itself, and he braced himself to go in.
Edward POV-
I closed my eyes and braced myself for the scent of sheep, but the sheep wasn't there, and neither was Bella or her old truck, I smiled in spite of myself Good, she must be taking that creature back, or drowning it in the lake, now she can be my queen when I conquer the world and save all man/vampire kind. I gleefully entered the house and sat down on the couch, closing my eyes so I could continue to plan.
After a while I heard Bella's ancient truck pull into the driveway, and my satisfaction covered over everything else. I heard the door open, and Bella exclaim "Edward!" happily, right before I opened my eyes I heard a sound that will for ever haunt for as long as I live, er, exist or whatever. The sounds of a sheep, the devils spawn itself. My eyes flashed open and my first thought was to protect Bella, to tell her that the sheep really hadn't drowned and that it had followed her home to kill her in her sleep. But I was quickly unbalanced when I saw another one, this one was more ugly and mean looking then the other. "Bella! Watch out! They aren't dead, they followed you home!" I threw myself across the room, and hid Bella behind me, I hissed and growled at the ugly things, who cowered in the corner. "Edward!" Bella said, shoving me away from her, annoyed. "What are you doing, scaring the poor sheep? Look I got another. I felt bad leaving Choppers alone, so I got him a friend. See, isn't he cute? I named him Edward, after you."
My poor Bella, there was nothing I could do for her now, they had brainwashed her, the only way to stop it was to capture the king and queen of the evil sheep society, yes, my plan was shaping itself nicely. I would only have to wait three days, Charlie came home from his extended fishing trip in three days, and he would never allow these creatures in his house, he would send them away, and that's hen I would strike! I would follow them to the underground home and take over, maybe I could get Emmet to help me, or Alice, but no, not Alice, she has already been brainwashed by the sheep, she will be so thankful that I saved her. I laughed loud like a manic; I would be the one to save the world from the curse of the sheep. I laughed all the way home.
A/N- If you're confused tell me in a review or whatever. I'll probably post the next chapter soon, or maybe right now. Now I'm just rambling, so read the next chapter.
Oh, yeah, and BAHHHHH! Fear the sheep!
Proceed.