This is probably one of my favorite chapters, Edward really starts to go crazy. giggle making fun of Edward is so fun!

Recruiting New Troops-

Emmet POV-

When Edward came home from Bella's house he was laughing crazily, and his eye was twitching slightly. I wondered if this had something to do with him running off yesterday after screaming. I walked down the stairs to see Edward pacing, back and forth, back and forth up and down the hallway, as soon as he saw me his face filled with glee and an evil grin spread across his face. "Emmet!' he said "You're just the vampire I wanted to see! Do you want to help me overthrow the evil sheep monarchy and free all our friends and family from the sheep's evil holds?" I thought about it quickly and asked 'Will we be smashing things?" Edward let out a high pitched, manic laugh "Yes, my dear brother, we will smash and smash and smash, until we have crushed the entire secret society of sheep." I shrugged "Sure, sounds fun." Edward may be crazy, but I'm always game for smashing, so I was eager to join in. All the sudden Edward looked around, and jumped behind the couch, screeching. "Great, I'll tell you about the plan later, but I must leave to organize patrols, you see I have other secret agents also working for me, you will get a message in code soon, don't let the enemy find out." With that he ran out of the house screeching, and I chuckled, but it was caught short in my throat as I heard a yell from upstairs. "EMMET! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY NEW SKIRT??" Rosalie's voice demanded from above. I thought for a second, new skirt, ah yes, Rosalie had asked me to bring it up to our room, and then, I had started watching the football game, then I got bored, and, oh yeah, so that's what I set on fire, I couldn't remember! I shouted back in my best Swedish accent "No Emmet aqui. Soy Debora, no habla ingles." And took off running after Edward, with my super vampire hearing, I heard Rosalie scream "EMMET! I KNOW IT"S YOU! NO ONE ELSE WOULD SPEAK IN SPANISH WITH A SWEDISH ACCENT!"

Edward POV-

I walked down the isle in the store until I saw them. They were just sitting there, and they seemed to have a heavenly glow around them, they were perfect, they seemed to be calling my name, as I grabbed all 18 bags of animal crackers. I cackled madly, "Let's see who thinks Edward's a loony now." As soon as I had paid for my new soldiers, I raced out of the store, running fast all the way home. When I got home I ran to my room, shut the door and dumped all the bags on the floor, whistling as I worked. I sorted through them all, categorizing them by animals, until I came across, you guessed it, a sheep, I hissed as loud as possible and threw it across the room, I looked in the bag, and to my horror, there were even more sheep in there. Then, I had another genius idea, I picked out all the sheep, with a pair of tweezers, making sure not to touch any of them, and put them in a plastic bag. I opened my door, and called "Emmet, I need your help!" once again my brother would come to be of use to me, "Emmet!" I called again, but he wasn't there, but Rosalie was "Have you seen Emmet?" she demanding, "Because when I find him, he is so in trouble." I snorted "Rosalie, I don't have time fro your trivial problems, I'm trying to save the world here, and when all you care about is you're new skirt." As she walked away, I heard her thoughts. Great, my husband ruined my new skirt, and my brother's completely losing his marbles. I contemplated throwing the bag of sheep at her, but decided against it, I wouldn't want to let them control Rosalie, my own sister's mind. Just then, Alice danced around the corner, and I took the opportunity. "Alice! You like to burn things right?" I asked, and Alice looked at me strangely 'Umm, well, I wouldn't call it a hobby. Why don't you ask Emmet, did you hear what he did to Rosalie's skirt." She said as a scream was heard from downstairs "HE BURNED IT!" she shouted, and Alice snorted, 'I'd better go sort that out." She said, and bounded down the stairs. That left me there, my eye twitching, and Jasper came around as a smile filled my face "Hey Jasper, wait up…"

Later….

Jasper POV-

I watched Edward laugh like a lunatic next to me, as the sheep animal crackers burned. I wasn't even going to ask what that was about, but I was a little frightened, thinking maybe Carlisle should see him. No matter how much I tried to calm him with my 'special' gift, it wasn't working, he just stood there, twitching, mumbling to himself and occasionally attacking the air, I would defiantly have to talk to Carlisle later. Edward stopped his mad laughing abruptly and said in a serious tone "I'm sorry, but I must go organize the troops now, we have to prepare for war." He looked both directions, and leaned in towards me whispering "We plan to launch an attack soon, so if I'm not here, you know where I'll be." He saluted me and marched off, I put out the fire, realizing that he really needed help, and went to go find Alice, in hopes that she could restore the sanity around me.

Edward POV-

"March men march! We're going into war here! Private, what's the status of your unit?" I looked down at the little camel cracker. "Good, alright men, take a break, good work today." I left my troops and went out into the hallway, I needed to find Emmet to make sure he got the message I had sent him. "Emmet!" I called, as I entered his and Rosalie's room, I took no notice to her as I said "Did you get the message I sent you/" Emmet looked confused, 'What message, no I don't think so." I bowed my head "The poor soldier must have been intercepted by the enemy, he was a brave one, please, excuse me." I left the room, sobbing tearless sobs in memory of the soldier lost. When I got back I had the men hold a vigil for him, I was surprised, none of them moved or talked during the entire thing.

DUN! DUN! DUN! What will happen? Is Edward really loosing his marbles? Review to find out!