Ok, well I only have like two or three chapters left after this one, so sad. Anyways, this chapter may be a bit confusing so, if you are confused pm me or say it in a review or whatever. Read and review please!

A Second, More Rational Plan-

Rosalie POV-

I heard Alice laughing in her room, so I went up to see what it was. I found her laughing, hysterically on her bed, and I just stared and raised an eyebrow. Finally she noticed me and stopped. "What was that about?" I asked, interested. "I just had an…amusing vision." This started the giggles again, finally she continued "Edward and sheep, we need to borrow those sheep from Bella, I have a plan." I smiled "Do tell." And walked to the bed, as Alice told me all about her. 'And the best thing is," she said "he is too wrapped up in his lunatic taking over the world business, he won't even try to read our minds." I smiledthis actually might work.

Alice POV-

I knocked on the door for the second time and Bella answered it with her flock of sheep around her, I noticed that now she had four, instead of the original one that Edward had told me about. "Oh hi!" Bella said "I haven't seen you in ages, come in." Rosalie and I stepped in, smiling, and Rose said "Umm… nice, er, sheep." Bella beamed. "Aren't they adorable? This one's Choppers, this one's Edward, I named him after the vampire himself, and these, well I thought maybe Edward and Choppers wanted girlfriends, so this one's Fiona, and this one's Mango." She looked at the sheep fondly, and I smiled again "They are adorable, I wanted to know if I could borrow them, you see Edward felt horrible about what he did to them, he wouldn't face you, but he wanted desperately to apologize to the sheep, so I figured I would surprise him, and bring the sheep to him." Bella's face brightened up even more, "Really? He said that? I didn't think that he would ever get along with them, sure you can take them, why don't I go get them some food and toys." I smiled at Rosalie, and we bumped fists as she said "Step one is go."

Preparing for War!-

Edward POV-

I paced in my room, surrounded by my faithful army, as I gave my speech "Men! I want you all to know I'm proud of you, no matter what happens. Fight your hardest, the enemy we are going against is unpredictable and harsh, some of you have been in the bag with sheep before and have experienced the evils of the sheep. Soon we will go into war, and the outcome is something no one can predict, but whatever happens I will proud of you, my army, and I will fight to the death!" I was interrupted my the horrible sound of a scream from my sister Alice as she entered my room, "Edward! Help! It's the sheep, they have Rosalie!" I turned to my faithful soldiers, and saluted "It's time." I rushed out to see Rosalie standing just in the backyard, Alice followed me. "Edward! I just managed to get away from them, you have to do something!" I nodded "Don't worry, I won't let the wretched creatures get at you my dear sisters. HUZZAH!" I flung myself at the four sheep in our backyard, and Choppers, the leader came after me first, biting my toe, another one, a female bit my hand, and I screamed, trying to fight them off."

Alice POV-

Rosalie and I laughed, as we watched Edward run around screaming and attacking invisible enemies. The sheep weren't really attacking him, he was just imagining it. The sheep just stood, out of Edward's reach, calming eating their food. Rosalie and I were lucky that Edward was so focused on his sheep problem to try to read our minds, or even notice that both of us were laughing when we talked to him, and that Rosalie, who supposedly just got attacked by the devil's spawn, was holding a video camera. "Wow this is great." Rosalie said. "Yeah," I laughed 'that's what he gets for messing with me and hiding my credit cards last week." Rosalie tried to hold the camera steady as she laughed even harder, all the ruckus drew Jasper out, I didn't know where Emmet was though, probably still hiding from Rosalie. "Wow." He said, and this simple word said it all, it's not everyday that you see you're calm brother babble like an idiot and run around attacking imaginary sheep.

Chopper's POV-

Bahhhhh! I'm not sure what the vampire is doing, but it's scary, I'm making sure that I stay out of his way, because I remember last time when I was just standing there, minding my own business, his arms hit me, and the next thing I knew, my body hit the wall.

The sooner I get out of this place and return to the Mafia, the better. Yeah, that's right, I said the Mafia, you may think I was mixing with bad people/sheep, but they really not all that bad, shoot a few people, rob some banks, and drink a lot, like I said not that bad. I had gotten lost from the rest of the gang, and well, I couldn't exactly run or drive to catch up to them, because of the simple fact that I'm a sheep, but then I got picked up by this person with all these goody-goody sheep who did nothing interesting "let's go eat grass" is what they said, or 'let's go play in the meadow" yeah, as soon as I suggested going to a bar, they didn't talk to me anymore. Then this lady came, who liked hugging came and she got me, then I met the vampire, yeah, I know who I'm taking out when I'm reunited with my friends, then she got 'friends' for me, stupid friends, I asked them how many men they killed, and they didn't talk to me after that.

Yeah well, anyways, back to now-time, this vampire was rampaging, and screeching while three other were rolling around in laughter. One of them was holding a video camera, I wish I could have, but because of the fact that I don't have opposable thumbs, well, yeah, you know. I better start planning for my escape back to the Mafia.

Mu ha ha ha ha ha! I love Choppers, he's my favorite character, and I'm considering writing another story later about his adventures. Tell me what you thought of it, and review, pretty, pretty please?