Alrighty, here's my next chapter. Sorry, for the last chapter I accidentally put two chapters together, but unfortunately I'm way to lazy to change that, so it will stay like that. I'm glad that people actually like this story, I thought they would all think that it was stupid. I'm seriously surprised.
So, I'll stop babbling, and give you the story already. Please enjoy!
Better Than a Shrink-
Rosalie POV-
Watching Edward making a fool of himself was completely hilarious, and the best part was that we had a video camera. We were just sitting there, Alice, Jasper, and I, laughing our heads off, when, all the sudden Carlisle comes up behind us. 'Guys," he said "What is happening?" Alice and I exchanged a look, and she said, "It's a long story, but I do think you should see him, this isn't healthy, and he has an army of animal crackers in his room." I burst out laughing again, I had heard Edward talking in his room, but I didn't know he was talking to animal crackers. Jasper joined in on the laugh, then Alice, and then Carlisle, but only for a short time, then he sighed and said "Will you guys help me to restrain him?" We all managed to mumble yes through our laughter, and we grabbed Edwards flailing arms and legs, as he shouted "But the sheep, they must be defeated." I looked at Jasper, and he nodded, Edward got a little calmer, and we were able to drag him inside. "Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, hold him down." As he said this, and we were pushing Edward down on the floor Emmet came down. "Umm, Carlisle, shouldn't we have Edward see a shrink or something." I just looked at Emmet, a look that said I'm still mad at you for setting my skirt on fire. He looked away from my gaze and Alice said "I don't think a shrink would like to see a vampire who has an obsession over sheep, yeah, that would go over well. Plus, Carlisle is better then a shrink." Emmet shrugged and came down to look at Edward, who wasn't fighting anymore, just sort of twitching and mumbling. "Emmet" Carlisle said, coming behind use with his bag of doctor things "Can you hold him down, while you're down here, you might as well be useful." Jasper, Alice, and I let go and Emmet held Edward down. "I have to go bring Bella's sheep back." Alice said, and I jumped up and followed her, "I'll come with her." And so we left the twitching vampire to return some sheep to their rightful owner, and I thought it couldn't get any weirder then being a vampire.
Later….
Jasper POV-
Alice and Rosalie had just gotten back from returning the sheep, and Alice slipped over by me and held my hand, "Did you tell Bella what happened?" I asked, and Alice just smiled and laughed, which I guessed was a yes. Carlisle and Emmet came out, closing and locking the door behind them and Esme, who had recently gotten home from some meeting jumped up "Is he alright." Carlisle smiled assuring, "Yes, don't worry, it's just sort of, and allergic reaction. I think it might have something to do with being a vampire, he hasn't really had a close encounter with sheep since then, since animals tend not to like us, and we tend not to like them. He should be alright soon, no longer then two days. We'll just leave him alone in that room to fantasize about his army of crackers, and he should be alright soon." We all just looked at him, I guess that this whole vampire thing was a lot stranger then we had thought, it didn't really matter to me, as long as I didn't have a raving mad brother who yells about sheep and has an army of crackers, I was fine. So, all in all this turned out to be a very strange day, for all of us.
Sadly enough (or happily enough if you hate this story) I only have one more chapter and an epilogue. Also, make sure you check out the stories by vampiress225 and Vampiress19, they are on my favorite authors list. And, well, that's all…..
OK, I'll shut up, I have a tendency to make the authors notes really long, as I'm doing right now. Wow, I talk a lot, sorry if you just wasted a minute of your life reading this.