Hey! It's KRISH-un again! I've decided to update twice a week now, so look for chapters on Mondays and Thursdays. Thanks so so so SO much to ThisISnotCassie, Mood-chan, Miss Awesome, and as always to Alucard's Vampiress. You guys rock, and thanks so much for reviewing. Deidara is the greatest, isn't he?

Well, I have to keep this quick, so I'll see you on Monday, 'Kay?

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In the land of Grass:

Suigetsu was trying to tell his leader, Sasuke, something urgent. "Sasuke-san, I swear! She fell right out of the sky! She's not wearing a headband or anything! Please come here!"

Sasuke's normal apathetic voice came through his headset, "Fine. I'm coming, I'll be there soon."

Suigetsu sighed, sitting on the ground. He touched his head gently, feeling the bump from when the fell on him. "Ow…" He picked up his zanbato. Cradling it in his arms, he felt the sudden urge to kill something.

Shaking the feeling away, he put down his sword and looked at the teen again. She's definitely not from around here, was all he could think. She was dressed in a no-sleeved red shirt, and she had on black ninja pants. Her long black hair went far beyond her shoulder blades, and her bangs, which framed her face, fell across her face as she slept.

Wait, was she even sleeping? He kept closer to her, so close that their faces almost touched. The teen's eyes flew open and she punched him in the gut.

"GET AWAY, PERVERT!" Cassie screamed, her emerald eyes blazing. She stood up shakily, "Back off, I know kung foo!"

Suigetsu was now badly shaken, "S-Sorry, miss, I didn't mean to do anything! I was just checking to see if you were alright!"

She narrowed her eyes at him, "Hell, I've seen you before. What's your name?"

He blinked in surprise, "Uh, Suigetsu... Why?"

She didn't quite get the connection for a little while. After a (long) pause, she remembered what had happened. Her eyes widened, "Holy hell," she whispered, "This cannot be happening…" She gazed at Suigetsu, a look of shock on her face. "Y-you serve Uchiha Sasuke, right?"

He blinked, this kid, who came out of the sky, knew his master? "Uh, yeah, kind of."

The inner fangirl in Cassie now was screaming, "HOLY HELL! A CHANCE TO MEET SASUKE! IN PERSON! This is so much better than reading the mango!" ((A/N: Well, there's a story behind the 'Mango' thing. When I first introduced Manga to the real Cassie, she called it 'mango' and the name stuck. Thought you'd want to know.))

Suigetsu stared at her, confused, "Mango...?"

Cassie flushed, "Uh, never mind..."

Then, all of a sudden, that man they were both talking about walked out of the bushes, "Sasuke!" Suigetsu said, smiling a shark-like grin.

Sasuke just looked at him, then looked at Cassie, who was using the tree for support, "What's your name?" He asked.

Cassie paused, trying to think of the names she and Caya had picked for characters in a story Caya was going to write, "Um, Chikazi, sir…" She said, looking down.

Sasuke walked closer to her, "Do you have any skill?"

She looked at him in confusion, "Skill?"

Suigetsu looked exasperated, "Skills, woman. As in shinobi skills!"

"Oh," Cassie (now known as Chikazi) murmured, "No, I don't, but I'm sure you could teach me something, right?" A fierce light burned in her eyes, a light that Sasuke recognized. With a start, he realized that it was the same glint he had in his own eyes: a hunger for power. She would be interesting, this kid.

He smirked the ever-so-smexy Uchiha smirk, "We could use someone like you, want to join us?"

Suigetsu looked shocked, "What are you talking about Sasuke?" He said, practically yelling, "She has no power, no skill at all!! She's usele-!" Before he could finish his last word, Chikazi had pinned him up against the tree behind him.

"Care to finish that sentence?" She said.

Suigetsu got a cold chill down his back. That look; it was the same look Sasuke got when he got mad. He shivered, "No, thank you."

Chikazi smirked, "Good choice, shark boy." She let him go and bounced back to Sasuke's side, "And as an answer to your offer: yes, I'll join you."

Sasuke smiled wickedly down at her, "Good. I was hoping you would."

Belatedly, Suigetsu yelled out, "HEY! I'm not a shark!"

Chikazi sweat dropped. Sasuke looked down at her, and tipped her chin up to face him, "Would you like to meet the rest of our squad?"

She smiled up at him, "Of course."

Smirking at her, Sasuke picked up his headset, "All members report to Suigetsu's coordinates. NOW!" When he finished, he looked back at Chikazi.

She was staring at Suigetsu, who was doing something weird with his sword. She was staring at him, trying to figure it out.

Sasuke smirked evilly to himself. 'Oh yes,' he thought, 'I'll have many uses for this child...'

Well...? How was it? Let me know in a review, 'Kay?

By the way, I don't think Chikazi means anything. If you find out the meaning, please tell me in a review.

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