Hey, all! This chappie is mainly filler, which all of you probably . BUT! Alucard's Vampiress has told me that this qualifies as FUNNY filler, so you can still read it. I wrote this when I didn't know what to write about. DAMN YOU, WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!! Well, it's all good now, 'cos I have about 23 chapters written up, so there will be regular updates. Don't worry, be happy!
Well, that's all the random babbling I can afford right now, so just read the chappie!
Remember: What you know, I own not!
Deidara woke up the following morning with a bad feeling in his gut. And also with a heavy weight on his gut. "Tobi, un!" He groaned, "Get off, un!"
His eager partner jumped off him, and sat on the floor, "Hey Deidara-senpai? Where's Lady-sama?"
Deidara twitched, a pain going through his gut. "I don't know, un. She ran off yesterday, un."
Tobi stared at him, "Why?"
Deidara sighed, "I got her mad, un. I'm going to find her later, un." Having said that, he rolled over.
Then the weight was back at his side, along with the pain in his gut. Tobi was on top of him again, "But, Deidara-senpai!" He whined, "Lady-sama could be for all Deidara-senpai and Tobi know!"
Deidara winced; the pain came back every time Tobi said her name, "Stop… saying her name, un."
Tobi ed his head, "Why should Tobi stop saying Lady-sama's name?"
Deidara winced again, "Because, idiot, I get these damn pains in my gut whenever you say her name, so stop saying it, un!"
Tobi studied his senpai for a moment, then grandly proclaimed, "Senpai, you're feeling guilty."
Deidara looked a mix between confusion and anger, "What are you talking about, un?!" He snapped.
Tobi continued, "You are feeling guilt which means that you feel bad because you hurt Lady-sama," Deidara twitched. Ignoring him, Tobi continued, "For all Deidara-senpai and Tobi know, Lady-sama could be being d somewhere. Lady-sama would feel sad because she knew that the one person she seemed to respect out of all of us had been an idiot and had made her leave to go and meet her ." He stopped, reading the look on Deidara's face.
Deidara looked panicked, his eyes wide, ""Oh , un!" He jumped up, knocking Tobi off of him. "I've got to find her, un!" He pulled on another shirt ((A/N: He sleeps in the same pants)), tugged on his cloak, and ran out the door.
Tobi sat on his own bed. "Like a puppet on a string. Sasori-sama would be proud of Tobi!" He laid down, and reflected on his work.
R+R please! Don't me 'cos I wrote filler!
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