Elements Of Truth

Disclaimer: I do not own Life with Derek. Crap.

Author's Note: Thank you all for your wonderful reviews as soon as I got them I updated right away. It was so nice to hear how much you all enjoyed it. I hope this chapter won't be a disappointment. Uhm yeah, sorry it is so short by my math tutor comes at 2pm this afternoon and I had to rush. Also, you have to know. I SUCK AT TYPING…not at spelling. I am in honor's English III and I'm a Sophmore so…I just don't have time to always look over it. Sorry, but please enjoy and review!

Chapter 2: The Giant Book of Illnesses.

Derek walked down the halls quickly trying to shake the words he had just said. Why had he said he loved to touch her?! Why the hell did she agree? This isn't right. The ringing of the bell made him jump, he tried to regain his cool as he made his way to his locker.

"Dude, you look awful." Sam said shaking his head and giving him a hardy pat on the back.

"I look awful, please. You wore the most freakin ugly hate for like 5 months." Derek blurted grabbing a book. Derek's face sank; he promised that he would never tell Sam that.

"Dude, uncool." Sam said fixing his hair and moving away.

"Agh!" Derek growled kicking his locker.

Casey's mouth was still open as she heard the bell ring; the nurse was in shock too. Casey stood up and walked over to the table which had the giant book and began looking through the glossary. "I am going to find out what the hell is wrong with us!" Casey declared giving the nurse a challenging glare.

The nurse nodded scared and grabbed another book and began to flip through it furiously. "Maybe you have measles?" The nurse poking a smile from the top of the book.

"Maybe you have the measles?! What the hell!? We can't lie and blurt the truth that isn't the measles you stupid woman!" Casey yelled, her eyes shifting and covering her mouth.

"I'm going to let that one slide…" The nurse said going back to looking in the book.

"Hey Derek." Emily said waving him down from the stairs.

"Oh. No." Derek sighed.

"Hey, have you seen Casey today?" She asked flirting.

"Mhughhhsndkghhh!" Derek muffled from behind his history text book.

"What?" Emily said leaning in.

"Uhgdhdlllloahfnfdiut!!!" Derek yelled again from behind the book. Emily rolled her eyes and struggled with him to release the book.

"Derek, give me the book!"

"NO!"

"Derek, just tell me where Casey is?!"

"Nurses office, and sometimes when you look at me, I kinda want to know if you know that I was the one who use to stick straws in you hair in sixth grade!" Derek blurted out, grabbing the book and shielding his mouth with it again.

"Why is Casey is the….YOU DID THAT TO ME?! I was called Emily Antennas for years!" She screamed giving him a disgusted glare.

Derek struggled not to nod. "And I find it extremely creepy that you have had a ten year crush on me, even though I have told you repeatedly…I don't like you that way!" Derek tried to whisper. Derek struggled with his mouth as he rushed off to get away from people. Leaving Emily very sad and confused.

"Did you find anything?!" Casey screamed at the nurse.

"No, unless Polio?" The nurse tried.

Casey knowing her reacting race a hand to her mouth to suppress the anger filled sarcastic reply. The nurse watch in awe as Casey fought her mouth just hearing grunting sounds.

"I'm going to take that as a no." The nurse frowned and pick up a new book.

Casey sighed as she continued to flip through the first hundred pages of the giant book, she was also thinking of a way to stop their outbursts from making their life more chaotic. Just then she noticed a gleaming possibility from the book shelf.

Derek continued to run down the halls like a mad man, girls giggle, guys gave him head nods. "Hey Dman!" Sheldon said from a distance.

"You frighten me!" Derek yelled passing him, running to his destination, the nurses office.

"Casey!" Derek said catching his breath. "What are you doing?"

"Trying to find a cure…or more importantly what the hell we have…" She couldn't stop from smiling; she eyed him in a trance.

"Casey? Hello?" Derek snapped and she came out of the daze.

"Sorry. I just have this undying urge to jump you." She turned away freaked out and continued to flip through the book. "Wait, here!" She tossed him some duck tape.

Derek put it down on the chair. "Unless that is going to be used to tape your mouth to mine, I don't want it." Derek's face froze; he frantically ripped off some duck tape and sealed his mouth closed.

"Mfey!" Derek muffled from the tape.

"Right then, Derek." Casey said nodding, "Look through some books for are symptoms." Casey through him a book. Fifteen minutes and three books later there was a shrill squeal form Casey.

"I found it! I think I found it!" Casey said placing the book on the desk, they gathered around it.

"Caused by inhaling microphorbnite. When I am assuming is what we made when you drop the altoid and I put them in the flame." Casey smiled. "The effects are the numbing of your left central compelling lobe. Thus not being able to control your emotions or contain them. Effects last from 48 hours to 3 months! THREE MONTHS!" Derek ripped of his tape, wincing at the pain.

"FUCK! Not being able to control you emotions or contain them? Why the hell would I try and contain why I think…you're so pretty." Derek nodded angrily. "Now I know why!"

"I like the way you smell when you fight with me." Casey blurted out, not meaning to say that. "I mean I think we should leave school before we cause more damage."

"I bump into you a lot, so I can accidentally touch risqué places on you."

"I love pushing you or holding you close to my body, because you neck smells like heaven….I need to grab my bag and I'll see you at the car in five minutes." Casey said.

"Beware of Emily, she is pissed. Also don't mention Sam's fuglyass hat!" Derek yelled as she ran out.

Casey avoided people as she made her way to her locker just in time to see Kendra strut her way over there. Please god, no! Casey thought as she turned around with her bag.

"Casey!" Kendra said walking to her. "I need to talk to your brother."

"Its step-brother, I mean I know you are having trouble in English, but is it really that hard to remember that there is no blood relation to me and Derek? He is just some guy living in the same house as me." Kendra looked like she had been hit on the head with a hammer. Casey quickly scurried away and bumped into Sam. Fuck, don't mention the hat, don't mention the hat!

"One of the main reasons I broke up with you is because of your man crush on Derek and that fuglyass hat!" Casey growled as she picked up her bag and made a run for the parking lot.

"What is it with people and that hat?" Sam yelled as Casey slammed the school door.

Casey spotted Derek in the car and rushed quickly to it and hopped inside and soon they were speeding off to home.

"Derek, I think we need to take action?" Casey said firmly.

"You're going to jump me?!" Derek said half happy half confused.

"No, I think if we sit down and let all of our built up…'emotions' out, then well, we won't have any to bottle up, thus no more outburst…instead we just won't be able to lie." Casey said slowly. Her theory made since. Derek nodded as they pulled up into their drive way.

"Ladies first." Derek said nodding to the front door. Casey walked in and Derek followed, noteing that what ever was going to be said in the next five hours was going to have some major repercussions.

Yay, I know this was an extremely short chapter, but the next one is going to be long. Because they get to unleash all their 'bottled up emotions' that should be a good laugh….seriously I am not going to make any up…I'm using real ones from every episode released! Yay! So please review and who know…It could be up by this evening! Review! Thankies.