Call her Gabby
Twirl her hair, just like Troy does.
Say, "Will you play Barbie with me?" in your loudest voice in the middle of lunch.
Flick her ear. Hard.
When she bitch-slaps you, giggle, then bitch-slap her harder. So hard, it leaves a mark.
Follow her down the hallway giggling for no apparent reason
Give her a nice, big, 'Kick Me' sign. Then, do what it tells you to do!
Poke her, as hard as you can, in the middle of class.
Call her up when she's in the middle of Drama.
If her phone is off during Drama, then run in shouting, "Gabriella, your mother left you a clean pair of underwear at the front desk!"
Show up at her dress rehearsals and, whenever it is her turn to speak, shout, "Don't forget your lines!"
If you get in trouble for anything, blame her.
Act like a Kindergartner.
When she asks why you are acting like a Kindergartner, tell her, "To help you remember what it's like to be in Kindergarten, since you obviously want to remember so badly!"
Ask her if she is your mommy. All. Day. Long…
Ask her if she loves Ryan… And ask her a lot.
Slap Troy and scream, "How dare you break up with me yesterday!" Yes, even if you're a guy.
Poke her… Hard.
Whisper "Charlie… Charlie… We're on a bridge, Charlie…" In her ear.
In the middle of class, stand up in your seat and shout, "Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!"