Hate Is A Strong Word
AngolMoaChan
Themes 1-20--
wears
"You really don't have to be young to find a friend in a teddy bear."
Rachel Newman.
It had to go.
Deidara was sick of the little stuffed teddy bear Tobi clung to like a child. He was really sick of the wears and tears, the bright orange fur…
So one night, Deidara headed into the room he shared with Tobi, and was about to snatch the bear when Tobi muttered in his sleep, clinging to the little object even tighter, "Mmm….senpai…"
"Hmph…replacing me with a bear, huh?" Sighing, the mad blonde bomber shook his head and left the room.
He never tried to get rid of the bear ever again.
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joking
"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded"
-George Orwell
One metal bucket on his head, filled with water.
Two pies in the face from random opened doors.
Three erasers on top of his head.
Deidara was pissed. He growled Tobi's name and banged open the door, only to see the little masked idiot lying on the ground coloring. With crayons.
"TOBI YOU LITTLE SHIT, UN!"
"Oh! Jeez, senpai! You're early…" Tobi sighed, ignoring the insult. He lifted up the paper he was holding and Deidara scanned the paper, confusion growing on his handsome features, "Happy April Fool's Day senpai!"
"Tobi?"
"Yes senpai?"
"You have ten seconds to run, yeah."
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