Oh, my fucking Jebus. I'm finally finished with this chapter. It felt like forever to type.
I don't own Naruto, Lifehouse, Chris Brown or the definition of makeup. That was taken from when I looked it up.
Thanks to Lucy Sumeragui, Sahdowcat and Slavetothekeyboard.
Notes: Some fun being poked at Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and even to Konan. Also, a hint of PeinxKonan.
Response to reviews because these people rock:
Lucy Sumeragui- Yeah. They'll be in soo much trouble if Konan finds out. Thanks. Happy you like it. Haha, you're so right but I like the Akatsuki being a bunch of stupid guys when she's not there. They're retardedly funny… does that make sense?
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The threat made the shark like Akatsuki member instantly look at him. "You can't be serious." He said and saw the other male cross his arms with a smirk. There was no way out now. Weakly, Kisame looked to his feet and then sighed. He slowly stood up and looked to Pein with a beaten expression, "Fine." Victoriously, the bright haired man's smirk widened as he un-crossed his arms but then held his hands out to each side of him. "Good. It's settled then. We'll go into her room and look around. If anyone touches or moves anything, PUT IT BACK. Once, I moved her chocolate bar from the dining table to the counter by the fridge and, I swear to God, she almost threw me out the window because she thought I ate it." He explained and then shivered at the random memory. When the shivering stopped, Pein cleared his throat and then nodded to finalize his words. "Ok. Let's go." He ordered with a wave of the hand and led everyone out the room and into the hall.
A corner was turned and that's when the talking began. "I wonder what her room is like." Zetsu whispered out loud but Kakuzu just shrugged. He then grinned, "I don't know but I wonder if she has any money." Quickly, his grin died down into a frown when he noticed everyone was glaring at him. "Fine." He sighed with a drop of the shoulders. The journey simply continued after that and then Tobi nervously began to rub his hands together. "Tobi's having second thoug-" he whispered but got cut off by the whispered complaints of a certain Jashinist. "Oh, my fucking, Jashin. Who's fucking bright idea was it to put her room so far anyway!?" he whispered loudly until everyone stopped at once when the eyes of Pein from the front of the group turned to them. "Why the fuck are we walking so slow and whispering?" he asked in a whisper as if just now noticing though so did the others.
"Because it's fun, un?" Deidara asked out loud with a grin but still in a whisper.
Crimson eyes met to the blonde's blue eye as Itachi sighed, "You think everything is fun."
"Ugh, will you let it go?! I was staring at the wall for a bug that Kisame told me was there, un!"
"And you believed him?"
"Uh… it was just a joke to see how long you'd stare at the wall…" Kisame's voice came into the conversation.
Throwing a slight fit, Deidara stomped onto the floor with his fuzzy slipper wearing feet in anger. "Let's just get going." Pein finally said, this time walking at a normal yet slightly fast pace to Konan's bedroom. Everyone followed him and their footsteps created a messy beat that continued for seconds and then came to an abrupt stop. The group of men just stared at the wooden door, some slowly looking down to the metal knob of it. "Remember what I said, guys." Pein reminded and slowly twisted the knob… or tried to until he realized the door was locked. "What the hell? It's locked. We have a knock-before-entering rule but damn, she really mustn't trust us!" he said as he looked to the group of fellow Akatsuki members. "Fuck, yeah she mustn't trust us. I mean… look at what we're doing right now!" Hidan explained with his hands out to everybody. His hand was soon moved aside by Itachi who was making his way to the door. "I'll get this open." His low voice said and then stopped when he was right in front of the door.
A dramatic silence washed over them as he sighed and closed his eyes. "What's he doing?" Tobi curiously asked and no one answered him but only because they also had the same question. Slowly, the long-haired Uchiha opened his eyes, staring into the door. Still in his slow pace, he brought his hands up and when they got to his chest, Tobi screamed, "Itachi's going to burn the door down!" Everyone flinched to his shouting though Itachi stood calm, ignoring the words of the masking male. His hands slowly rose past his chest and went into his hair, "I'm not going to burn down the door." He quietly said. After a moment of searching through his dark hair with his pale hands, he pulled out a bobby pin and held it out, "I was just getting a bobby pin to pick the lock with." He watched as they all looked down to the black pin and then sighed with relief.
"Let's see if I can remember how to do this. When I was little, my mother used to lock away all the cookies and sweets from me so I learned how to pick locks. Heh… that's why I killed her. Taught her to hide those fudge cookies from me." Itachi said out loud with a reminiscing smile. Slightly leaning towards the door, Itachi began to pick at the lock as the others watched. Again, they plunged into silence. "I didn't know you had such a fucking sweet tooth, Itachi." Hidan said with a tone of amazement and the brunette nodded. "Eh, it was my comfort food." He said back coolly, making the others stare with wide eyes. Itachi had just admitted to eating cookies and sweets as comfort food… the Uchiha Itachi. He didn't notice what he had caused the others since he didn't take his eyes from the knob until he tugged out the pin and slid it back in his hair. As he did this, he looked to the group and shrugged, "What? You try being the prodigy of a family with all the pressure on you." He said and looked back to the door knob, "Anyway, I think I unlocked it."
The black haired male reached for the knob but stopped when he got tackled to the floor. His vision went from the wooden door to the white ceiling in a matter of seconds until Itachi lifted his head to find Kisame on his stomach. "Itachi, you almost touched the knob! You could have left fingerprints! Oh, my God! Pein, you too! Your fingerprints!" he panicked until Sasori began to tug at his shirt. "You've been watching to many forensic shows, Kisame… and you're over reacting." He sighed with on more tug of the shirt. The blue-haired male frowned and stood from the dazed Uchiha. After that, Itachi stood up and again made another attempt for the metal door knob. This time, he was successful as carefully opened the door and pushed it open. Before his sight could register anything, the delicate smell of lilac hit his nose as he breathed in. The scent quickly spread as the other members smelled it. "Vanilla? I didn't think Konan was a vanilla person." Zetsu spoke with his voice soft in amazement. Pein just looked to him and frowned, "Yeah but just be fooled. Who knows what's in her room." He said and crept into the bedroom.
No one dared to follow but just waited for his signal to follow. A quick look of the room showed it was an average bedroom. A bed, desk, dresser, closet, bookcase, everything that would be in another other bedroom. "I think it's clear." Pein finally announced and watched as they entered the room with carefully movements. By now, it seemed a bit crowded but then it was nine people in one bedroom so it wasn't surprising. No one said anything but just looked around the room; keeping in mind the conversation they had while in the living room though it was quickly forgotten.
Curiously, Tobi looked around the pale blue walls with a smile under his mask. Tobi likes the color Konan picked for the walls. He mentally complimented and randomly started to the bed. It was empty beside a few pillows and the blanket on it was slightly wrinkled as if someone was sitting on it or put something on it. Without a thought, the masked male sat on the bed to gaze at the room some more and gasped quietly when he just noticed how soft the bed was and literally felt himself slightly sink into the mattress. Finally realizing what it was, he calmed down and looked at the desk that was just beside the bed though a small garbage can stood in between the door. It was very neat with a holder for things to write with and a pad of paper was beside it. The next thing he saw made him tilt his head with curiosity as he saw a magazine on the desk. "What's this?" he asked in a whisper as he stood up and walked the very short distance to the desk. His single eye looked down to the magazine and he read the title of it in his thoughts, "Marie… Claire. Tobi wonders what magazine this is. The lady on the cover looks pretty though." As innocent as his thoughts, he carefully picked it up and began to flip through the pages of the magazine.
As Tobi did that, Kisame curiously looked at her bookcase. Some shelves were dedicated to stuffed animals, others to books and others to binders. "These are probably photo albums." The blue-haired male said to himself as he tugged it from the shelf and opened it. Oh, wow. These are pictures from Christmas last year. He grinned as his small eyes ran over the photos and eventually he turned the page to see a picture of Deidara trying to open a tin container of butter cookies. Heh. I don't believe someone took a picture of this. It did take him a while to notice there was tape to seal it closed. Again, he turned the page and instantly closed the book shut when he saw a picture of him and Itachi under mistletoe. The expression on his face in the photo was shock to be caught under the mistletoe while Itachi seemed confused, not noticing what was hanging above them. Fuck, someone actually got a picture of this. Must kill the person who took it… and the person who put up that damned mistletoe to begin with.
Not even noticing what the shark-like Akatsuki member was doing, Zetsu was petting the leaves of a plant that stood near the window. Upon his features was a sweet smile as he stared down to the plant, "I didn't know Konan was one for plants." He said to himself. Taking his bright eyes from the healthy plant, he looked out of the window and into the sunny outdoors. "She really cares about you… she picked out a nice spot for you." He spoke again with his hand shifting to another leaf. Zetsu said nothing else but just studied the plant some more. "I don't even remember Konan getting you but it's always good to have more plants here." Zetsu continued and then noticed something as he looked from the plant to its close surroundings. Carefully, he grabbed the metal stand to the plant's pot and carried it to the other side of the window. The short journey seemed to have been for nothing since it didn't seem to make a difference though the golden-eyed male once again smiled.
Itachi went through the closet but was careful that nothing fell on top of him. By now, it didn't seem surprising that even the closet was average. Hangers, some carrying articles of clothing while others were bare and not carrying anything. Above the rail that had all the hangers was a shelf of boxes that seemed to be shoe boxes. Wordlessly, he looked traced the boxes with his eyes and then reached up to it. His pale hands didn't come close to the boxes and he sighed, learning he was too short to reach them. A glare up to the boxes and he was trying to get them again but this time childishly leaping up and down, his arms reaching out every time. After doing this for some time now, he slowly grew tired but gave it one final jump. Getting high enough, he reached out and grabbed the closest box he could. Landing onto the floor, Itachi smirked to himself with the box in his hands. Like a child, he leaned forward as he opened the box and frowned when he saw it was empty showing Konan was wearing whatever was once there. "Fuck…"
On the other side of the room from the long-haired male was Hidan who was looking at a figurine that stood on a night table. "Since when she was into angels?" he asked to himself as he reached forward and grabbed the figurine by one of its wings. At first, he just twirled the wing between the tips of his fingertips and watched the powder pale angel also spin. He eventually came to a stop and then just flipped and turned it around in his hands, wanting to inspect every inch of it. Damn, I hate angels. Such fucking pansies. Jashin will have your head! He threatening thought to himself with a sadistic smirk as he stared at the delicate neck of the angel. It wasn't until he turned the angel upside down so he was looking under the stand to the fragile figurine. Against the pale background was black marker, which quickly caught his eye. He read the writing in his thoughts and then frowned. 'Kisses and Best Wishes'? Who the fuck wrote this shit? Slowly, he shook his head as if having pity for whoever wrote that and put it back onto the night table.
Deidara wandered the room, looking a few scattered posters that covered sections of the walls. They seemed to be of celebrities, mainly bands and musicians. He stopped at one poster and just studied it with a confused expression. The poster was of three men that were side by side by side and they seemed to be a band since the bottom of it was decorated with text. Lifehouse? He mentally asked when he read the text on the bottom of the poster and then shrugged to himself. Probably some type of band. Leaving the poster, he went to another but this one was just of one male who was wearing a red and white hat with a matching jacket and dark jeans. His jacket was open to reveal a plain white shirt though he had a flashy smile to counter it. Like the other one, there was text on the bottom though this time; it had two words instead of one. Chris Brown, un? Deidara asked himself again and looked back to the grinning male. Feh, probably some pretty boy, un. He thought to himself as he flipped his hair to the poster.
A twitching Kakuzu looked around the room in a daze. Fuck! She probably has a shitload of money but I can't take any! … For what a person doesn't know, won't hurt them… or some shit like that. He carelessly thought to himself as he looked at the fluffy bed and started to it. She must be hiding it somewhere a person would never look like… under the bed! A grin spread on his face as he crouched down and then leaned over to peek under the bed. Of course, it was dark and he couldn't see much but what he did see what was seemed to have been a plastic container. Bingo! He grinned even more and pulled it from under the bed. To his surprise, the container was bigger than he thought but the contents were blurred. He opened the top with a shaky hand but came to a dead stop when he saw it was just filled with some clothing and a few shoes. What the hell is this stuff? He wondered and began to go through everything and stopped to find no money. Returning everything to the way it was, he closed the container and slid it back under the bed with a depressed frown. Leave it to me to find her fucking storage container or whatever the fuck that was.
At Konan's dresser were Pein and Sasori who was studying the things that were on top of the wooden piece of furniture. The shorter of the two looked along the photos that were displayed in picture frames. Some were of the Akatsuki though others were of people Sasori didn't know and most likely didn't want to know. The picture that did catch his red-brown eyes turned to be one of the more recent ones. I remember this. He said in his thoughts and looked deeper into the picture, careful not to touch it. In it showed, Hidan doing some type of dance with a drunken yet blissful expression. Looking away from the frame, he saw a teddy bear that was leaning against the wall. Curiosity eventually got the better of the redhead as he picked up the teddy bear and brought it to him. It looks like a gift from someone. He managed to gather and Pein turned his attention to the curious Sasori though he said nothing, also forgetting what he had said in the living room about not touching anything. "I don't remember anyone giving her this." Sasori said to the pierced man and turned it around so the teddy bear was facing him. As he did this, a white folded tag dangled from its ear and stole the shorter male's attention. "It really is a gift." He said trying to open the mini card as Pein stared at the teddy bear. It looks familiar. His thought whispered as the other read the text in the attached tag. "Hey, look at this." Sasori said, his eyes on the tag, "To: Konan, From: Pei-" but stopped when the stuffed animal got ripped from his hold. "Don't read that!" Pein said with a rushed and shaky voice, the teddy bear held protectively against him. "Oh… kay" Sasori said as he watched him return the teddy bear back against the wall.
Not too far from where Pein set the stuff animal was a small black bag. It was a simple black bag that took the shape of a cylinder. "What's that?" he asked out loud as he slowly putting up the thin handle that was on top of the bag. Bringing it to him, it got studied by Sasori only to have in shrug seconds later. The taller of the two looked to the others and held up the bag; "Anyone know what this is?" he asked loudly and got everyone's attention. Of the group, Tobi raised his hand and waved it in the air. "Tobi knows! Tobi sees Konan take it with her to the bathroom. Then, she comes out looking very prettier!" he explained as Pein slowly nodded. That's like what happened earlier today with the makeup… or whatever the fuck she called it. He thought to himself and went to the bed so he could set it down there. To room went quiet as he began to zip the bag open and stopped to flip the top over to see it was hanging by a piece of fabric. Looking into it, he frowned with confusion. "What is it?" Kisame asked when the silence became too much for him. Pein said nothing and then looked to him, "I… don't know." He finally spoke and held out the bag so they could look in it. "If Tobi's correct, I think it's her… makeup." He said once everyone took a peek into the bag.
"What the fuck is makeup?" Hidan asked though the question was one that was on everyone's mind.
"Makeup: cosmetics used to color and beautify the face."
The words came from Itachi who held open a dictionary that he had taken from a bookcase. "Color the face? Like crayons? Tobi likes crayons!" Tobi clapped his hands together while Itachi closed and put back the dictionary right here he had found it. "I don't know. None of this stuff looks like crayons." Pein shrugged and eventually dug a hand into the mysterious bag.
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Hm, that joke I typed to Deidara from Kisame is very cruel. Someone did that to me but they said the floor instead of the wall. Twenty God damn minutes of searching the floor for nothing. I'm so gullible it's sad though I do recommend it to people to try on someone and see how it works out. Hugs to all!