MuhahaA new chapter for Makeup. I thought I wasn't going to be able to update today but I guess I was wrong, hm. But then again, the chapter (not counting this and the bold part on the bottom) is kind of short compared to the others. Hm, I'm again proud of myself. I typed this chapter in one sitting and usually, it takes me two or three.
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Big thankies to Lucy SumeraguiBroken.hearted.tears.of.bloodcyberspyderwebxXxXxXxCelestialHeavenxXxXxXxSahdowcat SuperCuteTomomi
Notes: All definitions for pieces of makeup are from w ww m – w .c o m because I'm too slow to come up with the definitions on my own and too lazy to keep putting this every chapter. Some fun being poked at all the Akatsuki men and a bit more directed to Sasori and Hidan.
Lucy Sumeragui- Thanks. I think they make a cute couple so I wanted to throw a random hint into the story. Yeah, hm. Itachi loves his cookies.
Broken.hearted.tears.of.blood- Short, sweet and to the point. Happy you liked it. Enjoy the chapter.
Cyberspyderweb- I didn't think about a babysitter for Tobi and yeah, they are horrible influences on him. He slaughtered his family because he flipped out since his mother locked away his cookies. Hm, everyone needs a little comfort food, I guess. Hah. Yeah, Pein does and I give him a thumbs up. They look nice together, him and Konan.
xXxXxXxCelestialHeavenxXxXxXx- Alright. Another short but to the point review. Thanks and enjoy.
Sahdowcat- Funny review but it's true. Aw, would you? That trick's mean.
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As Pein's hand rummaged through the black bag, no one spoke but just watched. The only sounds were of the bag's mysterious contents being shifted around. "I think I found a marker." The pierced man suddenly said as he pulled out a tube like item from the bag. He held it up in the air so everyone could see it. Much to his disappoint, it wasn't a marker, it was… something else. For the first time giving the mysterious cylinder an examination, he slightly lowered it when he became even more confused. The first to take a step to him was Kakuzu whose eyes were narrowed to the cylinder. "I don't think that's a marker." He said and even poked it to find it to be hard, "I feels like a marker. Can you open it?" Pein shrugged and stared down to what he was holding. Slowly, he turned it upside down as if not sure how to even open it. "Uh…" he sighed, once again turning the tube like object. This went on for some time until he grabbed one of the ends and tugged on it as if he was opening a marker. "This… isn't… working!" he said in between attempts to open it. The group of men only got more confused until Tobi stepped forward. Though he had one his trademark mask, one could tell me was staring intently at the object as he slowly leaned forwards it. Quickly, he leaned back so he was standing straight and shrugged, "Try twisting it open. That's how Tobi opens the jar of animal crackers." He innocently suggested. Seeing that there was nothing to lose, Pein twisted one end though it didn't help. He then did the same though twisted it the other way and gasped when the mysterious cylinder opened.
"Oh, shit. Tobi! You're a genius!" the man shouted with excitement as he opened the container even more. Excitement and joy quickly turned to confusion as they noticed the cylinder really was a container with some type of stick that was the top of the container. With slightly shaky hands, Pein lifted the stick from the tube and saw it was a weird looking brush though extreme smaller than usual ones. No one said anything and all eyes were on the odd looking brush until someone dared asked, "What type of reject brush is that?" when they noticed what looked like spikes were coming from all around a odd looking bud. "Is this some type of applicator?" the man bluntly asked as he saw a black substance on the end of the small rod like thing. Curiously, he put it back into the tube and quickly took it out, only to see the bud had even more of the black substance. "Why would Konan have this? It's total crap." Hidan wondered as everyone agreed. Shrugging the pierced man brought it even closer to his eyes as he inspected what he guessed to be some type of applicator to the mysterious object. It looks like a retarded brush or something. Maybe that's what you do… brush it against something. He began to guess and ran it against a piece of his bright hair, creating thin black lines against the bright red-orange color.
The leap of faith got him some weird expressions and a few members of the group to panic as he remained oblivious to what he had just done. "Pein! Y- your hair, un!" Deidara panicked as he pointed to the spiky hair of the other male. Pein just stared at the stuttered blonde, "…Looks good." He said as if finishing the sentence. Taking the conceited words, Kisame tossed them aside. "No. It's not that. It's-" he began to explain when he got a hand shoved in front of his face. "Enough." Pein ordered and began to twist the cylinder closed, "First it was Orochimaru cracking jokes on my piercings and now it's you guys with my hair." His voice wasn't raised thought it did have a tone of anger and he didn't even bother to look at the others. Trying to get over what had happened just seconds ago, he returned the piece of makeup into the bag and peeked into it again. "I think there's more of those things." He said out loud, becoming once again curious with the bag and its numerous contents. Like the last, he pulled out another tube like object though this time, there was text running along it.
Again, he examined the small cylinder and read the text, slowly turning the tube as he did. When he was finish, he found that it had answered a few questions and also created some. "The words on it say it's… mas… caaarra." He said, pronouncing the last word as if it was foreign. The word was just as foreign to the others as it was to him as they quietly practicing saying the word. "Anyone know what the hell… mascara… is?" Sasori asked, his rosy brown eyes gazing to the newly named object. Everyone looked to Itachi as if he knew the answer and he simply got the dictionary from before. The Uchiha flipped through the book, stopping to squint at the words for a few moments until he nodded to himself.
"Mascara: A cosmetic especially for making the eyelashes darker and more prominent"
"What the crap? Who the hell cares about their eyelashes?" Hidan rudely asked and took the mascara from Pein's hand as he shrugged to the Jashinist's question. Bringing the brush dangerously close to one of his eyes, he continued, "So… if I do this, my eyelashes will look more noticeable?" As he spoke, he gave his eyelashes a generous brush with the mascara. Putting his hand to his chin for the others to see, he saw them gasp. "It really does make them more noticeable." Itachi admitted as Zetsu leaned forward to inspect the silver-haired male to stare at his eyelashes. "They look like Sasori's." he simply said and all eyes were to the short redhead. Getting a burst of attention, he looked around with a frown, "Oh, no. They look nothing like my eyelashes and besides, mine's are naturally like this." Though it was meant to help him, it only made things worse as a certain blonde quickly got the mascara into his possession. Slowly, he made his way to Sasori with a big grin but for all the wrong reasons. "Hey, Danna, why not put it on, un? If you look like this without it… imagine how you'll look with it!" he gushed and saw the other shake his head multiple times.
Seeing the discomfort, the others decided to have some fun and push the matter further. "Aw, come on, Sasori!" they joked and tried not to laugh at the glares they received after that. He couldn't even say anything back as he was quickly grabbed by Deidara, who clumsily applied the mascara. Some got onto his eyelashes but also onto the skin around his eyes and somehow even on his nose. "Get the fuck off!" Sasori shouted but the other didn't listen and only dodged the skinny arms that the redhead was waving around. Once it was finished, Deidara took a few steps back to admire his work and then laughed along with the others. "Awww! Danna looks pretty, un." He teased and laughed even more when he saw him try to rub off some of the mascara and only ended up smudging it. The blonde's laugh was eventually drowned by the laughter of the other Akatsuki members. To this, Sasori crossed his arms with a frown, "I suggest you guys skip dinner for your own sakes…" he whispered. "Actually… I don't see that much of a difference." Kakuzu pointed out and then grinned, "Don't tell me you're already wearing mascara and not telling us." Again, the group broke into laughter and Sasori just broke into an anger blush. Tobi, being the only one not laughing, looked at Sasori's eyelashes and frowned from under his mask. "Tobi doesn't see a difference either. Are you really wearing mascara, Sasori?" he asked and the small Akatsuki member shouted back, "I told you my eyelashes are naturally like this!"
The shout was ignored by the others though Tobi just jumped. "O-okay." He nodded rapidly, his mask bouncing up and down as he did. While Sasori just sighed, Deidara gave the now closed mascara to Pein with a grin from so much laughing. Taking the piece of makeup into his hand, the pierced male stared down to it. "I think this is what Konan used." He suddenly said as the others looked at him in confusion. "Before she left, her eyes looks different somehow. I think it is what she used." He explained. When he finished explaining, he began to twirl the mascara between his fingers, remembering how Konan looked like a before and after. "What else is in the bag?" Itachi quietly asked, now getting even more curious on what the bag had to offer the snooping men. Pein just shrugged and dropped in the stick of mascara and plunged his hand back into the bag as if he was in the middle of a lottery. His eyebrows suddenly bent when he felt another thin cylinder though this was felt like a pencil of some sort. "What the fuck?" he whispered as he grabbed the pencil like object and pulled it out of the bag,
Staring down to it, Pein quickly studied what he had just pulled from the bag. It in fact did look like a pencil though it wasn't as big as one he used many times to write with, it had a sharp point that looked like the color was a dark blue and the thing that seemed to confuse him the most… the pencil actually had a plastic top to it.
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Yeah. I decided to start off with something simple… mascara. Does anyone know what the next item will be? The last paragraph is like a description/hint, hm. Hah. I feel bad writing the part about Sasori but then I love it. Who doesn't love to torture their favorite Akatsuki members? Honestly, I like all of them and that's somewhat why I write stories like these. Hm, that also goes for Hidan and him putting mascara on only one side and for Pein getting mascara in his hair. By the end of the story, they're all gonna look like idiots. Hugs to everyone!