Hm, finally I'm able to update. Stupid school broke my chain of updating but I'm back. I hope next weekend will be better… especially since Friday is my birthday and I plan to celebrate it Friday and Saturday. Anyway, hm, let's keep it rolling with the fanfiction.

By now… we all know I don't own Naruto so let's not rub it in.

Thanks to Sandsibscrazy319, Sanctus EspiritusSahdowcat, Lucy Sumergui, Jeimii-chan1989, xXxXxXxCelestialHeavenxXxXxXx and Broken.hearted.tears.of.blood

Sandsibscrazy319- That's a good one. I'll keep it in mind. Haha Yeah, hm. They're all pretty clueless about it all.

Sanctus Espiritus- Yeah. You're right. Thanks so much and enjoy.

Sahdowcat- Yup, it is. It's alright. Sasori's recovering… with a nice coat of on! Sorry, couldn't put but add that part.

Lucy Sumergui- She really should. They're starting to remind me of kids who go through their mom's makeup. YayMore 'poor Sasori's… he's so loved.

xXxXxXxCelestialHeavenxXxXxXx- Another person got it correct. I would never have guessed correctly.

Broken.hearted.tears.of.blood- Happy to read. Hope you like this one.

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There seemed like nothing could help them as they stared blankly at the capped pencil. Why the hell does Konan have a pencil with a top on it? I didn't even know these things existed. Pein thought to himself with a confused frown. "Is that even makeup? It just looks like a pencil." Sasori noted and saw the others shrug. One of them was Kisame, who pointed out, "It has to be… I mean, Konan put it in there. The dictionary says makeup is for the face-" Kakuzu gasped at the blue skinned male. "What?! Are you saying people draw on their faces with it? Do you know how fucking stupid someone would look if they did that? Not to mention all the money that Konan probably wastes on this bullshit!" he shouted. Quickly, he got interrupted by a pale hand to his face. "Quiet, Kakuzu." Itachi ordered and then took back his hand to rub one of his temples. The other frowned and crossed his arms while looking away from the long haired Uchiha. Now that the room was silent again, Pein went back to studying the pencil. "So… if you do put this on your face… where then?" he said but then grew frustrated the more he thought about it when he gained the thought of a person drawing stars on their cheeks with it though it didn't help.

Surprisingly, Tobi was silent as he stared at the pencil that Pein was holding. Where has Tobi seen something like that before…? He wondered as he tapped a finger to the chin area of his mask. Slowly, he turned to the Marie Claire magazine and quickly dropped his hand from his mask. He then went to the magazine and began to flip through the pages as he scanned each page up and down. As he did this, the others came up with a few bizarre ideas on what the pencil like item could be used for. "Maybe you… use it on your eyebrows?" Zetsu slowly guessed and shrugged when he got blank stared in response. "What? If the mascara makes your eyelashes more noticeable, maybe that'll do the same for your eyebrows?" he explained and saw the pierced male pull his eyes from him to the mysterious item. "I wouldn't go with that but after everything we've been through in this room… I don't know anything anymore." Pein sighed and tugged off the plastic top from the pencil. After doing that, he looking at the group and held it out, "So… who's going to take it for the team?" Again, there were more blank stares as the bright haired male sighed. "No one knows what the fuck this is so someone has to find out… and I'm sure as hell aren't doing it." He explained and watched as a few backed away.

Seeing that Itachi had fallen into his own little world but most likely because of his headache, Pein quickly took advantage of this. "Itachi." He called out and just saw the other slowly open his eyes with a frown to look at him. "Come 'ere" he said with a waving hand for the Uchiha to come closer to him. Eventually, he made his way to Pein but then stopped when the pierced man began to walk towards him. In his hand was the pencil, which he twirled in his fingers though it made Itachi frown. "What is that?" he asked with a squint of the eyes. Pein said nothing but continued the short walk in front of Itachi and even then, the other was unsure of what he was holding. "Itachi… you're going to take this for the team… okay?" He said to Itachi like a father would tell his son and quickly glided the pencil over one of his dark eyebrows. "W-What the fuck, Pein?!" Itachi screamed with his hands pushed out to protect himself from whatever was happening. The pencil continued to rake across his eyebrow as the other continued to repeat, "You're going to take this for the team." As if the confusion wasn't enough, another shout erupted in the room but it wasn't from Pein. "Wait!" the shout cried out and that's exactly what everyone did to unveil a very awkward scene. Everyone was frozen in their spots as Itachi was sitting on the floor in a headlock by Pein who was kneeling beside him as the pencil was in mid-stroke on the other's eyebrow.

"Let go of Itachi." The same voice continued to cry out. Slowly, everyone looked at a frantic Tobi as he was shivering with a Marie Claire clutched in his hand. The masked man then opened the magazine when he noticed all attention was on him and held it out for all to see. "Tobi knows what it is! It's eyeliner. It says so in this magazine" he explained, his tone glowing with pride. Pein stared at the magazine page as he let go of the dazed Itachi and made his way to the magazine. While he did that, Itachi slowly took up, his dark eyebrow now showing off just a hint of dark blue. "Again… you're a fucking genius, Tobi!" the pierced man now praised when he found an article in it to be just what they needed. Taking it from Tobi, he began to read the article and slowly took over to a pissed off Itachi. "Oh, shit. This is actually…" he explained and paused to lift the pencil as he gulped, "… Supposed to be put on your eyelids… like around your eyes." Quickly, Itachi head snapped to his direction as he glared, "You put something that goes on your eyelids on my eyebrows?!" he asked loudly as the other tried to smile and make the situation turn neutral. He eventually dropped the matter with a huff and looked at the article in the magazine to see more about what exactly got put onto his eyebrow.

The article in the magazine was even complete with diagrams on showing some tips someone can use when applying with eyeliner. "Why do they have pictures on how to put this stuff on?" Zetsu wondered out loud as he looked at one of the pictures, which showed a woman putting eyeliner just about her top eyelid. No one knew but looked at all the other pictures on the page. Hidan sighed and looked away from the page with a confused look. "I still don't get what the hell the point is with this fucking eyeliner. It's just a retarded pencil you draw on yourself with." He whined as he then wandered to their helpful dictionary and looked up the term.

"Eyeliner: Makeup used to emphasize the contour of the eyes"

The silver haired man read out loud from the book and closed it. "By Jashin, what the fuck is it with women and their eyes?! First it was the mascara and now this?" he continued to whine but this time even louder. Deidara just shrugged, "I don't know. Probably to get attention, un. We give Konan lots of attention though… with or without that crap, un. It's like… we DID get her to clean out that walk-in closet last spring so if that's not attention then I don't know what is." He said and saw Sasori shake his head. "I don't think that's the type of attention anyone would want. Maybe she puts it on for the kind of attention to get a boyfriend or something." He guessed as he also shrugged.

"Yeah, well this is stupid." Pein quickly cut into the conversation as he got the clear top back onto the eyeliner. Making sure it was closed; he dropped it into the bag and quietly sighed. "I never knew all the things Konan has in that bag… forget about this makeup business." Zetsu softly said as he looked into the dark bag but only saw things he never seen before in his life. Shifting his golden eyes from the inside of the bag to the rest of the group, he frowned, "Do you think she'll notice that we've been through her bag?" he asked. A few shrugged and others shook their head. "I hope not. She uses the bag how much herself anyway. She'll never know the difference." Hidan assured as Kisame curiously dipped his sight into the black bag. "Hey, I see something kind of shiny!" the tall man gasped with a wide grin and quickly dropped a hand into the bag to search for what he had seen just seconds ago.

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Now I got Itachi into the mess with the eyeliner on his eyebrow. Hm, I really shouldn't be making fun of his sight since mine's isn't worth shit. I'm not sure if anyone can guess what the next one will be but you can try anyway if you want. Hugs to all.