Author's note: I'm baaack! Bah. School is killing me. But yeah, please read and don't forget to REVIEW and show me your love. Bwah. XD

Disclaimer: Okay you know that I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would be back by now and would have admitted his feelings for Sakura. Either that or I'd own him myself. Haha.

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Chapter 2: First Class Disaster

It was the day after everyone met the strange furry creature that insisted on beingg called 'Dr. C'. They were all excused from missions for the duration of the torturous acting classes they were about to face. What a time they were in for.

The classes were being held in an empty classroom in the Ninja Academy. After everyone arrived and got settled, Dr. C stood up from his chair and cleared his throat.

"Now that everyone's here, we will begin this first class with a short exercise to clear your vocal chords and loosen you up."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "What is this, a singing lesson?" he muttered under his breath.

Not quietly enough however.

Dr. C glared at him piercingly. "No. But since you seem like a vocal kinda guy, you'll be leading the class today in this demonstration." He grinned evilly.

He gestured Sasuke to come up to the front of the class, and Sasuke obeyed grudgingly.

"Now, say this 10 times fast. I am not the pheasant plucker; I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. GO."

Naruto rolled around the floor laughing. "AHAHAH plucker!! Sasuke and his chicken hair!!" XD

Everyone else chuckled as well. They waited expectantly for Sasuke to start.

Sasuke took a deep breath, looked down at his feet determinately and began.

"I am not…the pheasant plucker…I'm the--"

"Faster!" Dr. C shouted.

"I'm not the pheasant--"

"FASTER!!"

"I'mnotthe--"

"FASTER GODDAMMIT!!"

By this time, everyone in the room was rolling around on the floor laughing with tears coming out of their eyes.

Sasuke was clearly flustered. His cheeks were emanating a rosy red blush and he was starting to sweat.

"I'MNOTTHEPHEASANTPLUCKERI'MTHEPHEASANTPLUCKER'SMATEIAMONLYPLUCKINGPHEASANTSCAUSETHEPHEASANTPLUCKER'SRUNNINGLATE!!" He proceeded to say this 9 more times and stood panting at the front of the class.

Dr. C took a handkerchief and wiped his eyes and said chuckling, "Thank you emo-chan. You may now go back to your seat."

Sasuke spared him a half-hearted glare and trudged back to his seat.

"With all that laughing and rolling around, I think the rest of the class can skip saying the tongue twisters today." Dr. C proclaimed grandly.

Sasuke groaned at this unfairness.

"Now, we shall play a little game of charades. I think you know all the rules, correct?" Everybody nodded. "Excellent, then let's begin." Dr. C grinned. "Pinky, how 'bout you go first."

Sakura nervously rose from her seat. "Okay, I got one." She made the sign for movie.

Everyone: movie.

"Oh! Um, this includes the word 'the'."

Sakura held up three fingers.

Everyone: "Three words."

Two fingers.

Everyone: "Second word."

Sakura mined a small object.

"Small!"

"Tiny!"

"Little!"

She nodded vigorously, and then held up three fingers.

Everyone: "Third word."

Sakura made a fish face, then she ran her hands down her legs…seductively??

Naruto: "Uh…The Little…Stripper??"

Sakura turned red.

Ino rolled her eyes. "The Little Mermaid, you moron!"

Sakura nodded with relief and went back to sit down.

A few other people took a turn at charades and everyone actually had fun. Even Sasuke, though he never laughed out loud. (I guess that would make him too human. Ahem.)

Dr. C cleared his throat. "Next, we'll have a movement exercise. Everybody…UP!"

There was a collective sigh and the sound of scraping chairs as everyone got up.

"Now," said Dr. C as he closed his eyes. "Shut your eyes…and open your minds. You are…a tree."

Everybody stood stock still and looked at each other, all clearly thinking that the creature…or man; was insane. How were they going to survive for the next two weeks?

After the movement exercise, Dr. C told everyone that he would be passing around an audition form for they play they would be having. "This play, of course will be performed for all of Kohona!" Dr. C smirked.

Sakura's eyes went wide.

Hinata fainted.

Naruto yelled a lot.

And Sasuke looked constipated.

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Author's Note: bahahahhaa I'm enjoying this. xD Review please? (L)