Wow, this really sucks. I'm sorry I haven't updated this story in a while. The month is turning to be a roller coaster. I need to get some blood work done since I might have anemia or some type of thyroid issue. I don't want to though… it hurts and they take a lot. It's like… what the hell?! I need that! Anyway, I don't own Naruto but I do own these weird fanfiction ideas. Thanks to Lucy Sumeragui, Sahdowcat and AkatsukisNumber1Fangirl.
Lucy Sumeragui- Haha, hm. They really are and you're right. Konan's not there so they're on their own.
Sahdowcat- Oh, my goodness. It's not lipstick but I already know that I'm going to have fun with that. I'm not sure if a bottle of liquid foundation is shiny… but the ones I see kind of are.
AkatsukisNumber1Fangirl- Yay. Hm, that says it all. Thanks for the review.
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Hearing the blue-skinned man's joyous cry, all eyes were on him as his hand was still in the bag as if searching for what he claimed to be shiny. His motions stopped and a smile formed as he slowly released his hand from the black bag, in it was a small bottle. "I found it." He cried out again as he held the bottle in the air like it was a trophy. The bottle was in fact shiny in the light though everything else seemed like a mystery. The small bottle contained a liquid that resembled Konan's complexion though all they had to go on was a label stuck to the front of the bottle. All of this wasn't caught by Kisame since he was too proud of his discovery to actually care. "Oh, great. Another fucking thing Konan wastes money on." Kakuzu whined as he looked away from the bottle, his arms already crossed. He was the only one to reject the mysterious bottle as the other gathered for a closer look. Finally taking the strange liquid into account, Kisame tilted his head as he stared into it. "You know… this looks really nasty. You'd put this on their face?" he asked as he gave the bottle a gently shake. The odd liquid just shook and bumped along the walls of the bottle, eventually setting still when he stopped shaking it.
"How is this makeup?" Sasori asked out loud when the other finished shaking the bottle, "It looks like some gross shit." Kisame just shrugged and gave the bottle to the confused redhead. Taking the bottle into his hands, he slowly opened the top and peeked into it. Again, the bottle was given a swirl as reddish brown eyes watched as the contents swirled like some type of whirlpool and came to a slow end. He slowly brought it to his nose and scrunched his eyebrows in response. "It smells weird." He finally concluded and handed the bottle to Hidan. Now that it was the Jashinist's turn to look at it, he didn't do much but stared at it. "This has to be the most fucking retard shit I've seen in my live." The man simply sighed and gave the bottle to the next person. After him, Pein took up the bottle and looked at it again like Kisame and Sasori had done. His eyes looked down to the innocent bottle and finally asked "What the hell is the point of this?" Clumsily, he opened the bottle again and gave it a confused swirling shake. The moment of carelessness came as the bottle dropped from the hands of the bright haired man and hit the floor of the bedroom. Instantly, a noise sounded from it as the bottle tipped over, slipping the liquid onto the floor. "Oh, my fucking God! It's getting on the floor!" Pein yelled when everything sunk into him.
Seeing what had happened, Tobi ran from the room after saying something about teddy bear printed napkins. He soon returned with a handful of teddy bear printed napkins as everyone hastily mopped up the odd liquid from the floor. "Man. Leave it to Pein to drop acid on Konan's bedroom floor." Itachi quietly whined as he picked up the soaked napkin with a disgusted expression. Hearing the words, Pein shot back, "Quiet over there and this isn't even acid! It's… huh, what the hell is this?" he then wondered as he finally noticed the label on the bottle. Taking it up, it got studied for another time and Pein began to laugh. "This shit's liquid foundation." He laughed out, "But this looks nothing like something you can build with!" Of course, it wasn't the foundation the pierced male was thinking about but maybe it was a start. Thoughts got cut short when he heard a shout of panic from someone. Jumping to the noise, he turned and saw Zetsu waving a hand around like it was on fire. "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" the golden-eyed man continued to shout until Pein finally understood what he was going on and on about, which had him saying the same thing.
"Oh, my God!" the bright haired man gasped when he saw Zetsu's snow-white hand was now a different color, more specifically the color of the liquid and anyone could just put two and two together. As much as the now distraught Zetsu tried to whip his hand, it did little help and he was left in even more panic. "What am I going to do?!" he asked out loud until someone just couldn't hold in a thought any longer. Staring was Deidara, who finally spoke up, "You know, Zetsu… you look… normal, un." His words made him turn quickly to the staring Akatsuki and sniffled. "Really?!" he asked with a squeaky voice with a grin and tremble of the hands, "You'd never believe all the crap that I had to put up with when I was growing up. Do you really think so though?" More emotions slammed him as he got happy over what he had been told as the foundation was now cleaned from the floor. "So, it doesn't hurt?" Tobi asked with a low voice of curiosity as the other shook his head no. "It doesn't… I don't really feel it at all. Maybe this is what Konan keeps it for. To put some top of stuff." He explained and then wondered out loud. In return, he got a few nods. "That makes sense. It's makeup so she puts it on her face for some reason." Sasori tried to explain to himself but then found himself lost.
A snort from Kakuzu came after the short redhead spoke. "It makes sense to me that this is junk and a fucking waste of money." He complained as Sasori just sighed. "If Konan bought it, then she has to know what it does. You know how women are. They… know stuff that we don't." Kisame defended but then whispered the last part. Even though it was whispered, a few still heard and nodded. "Oh, hell yeah. Like the fucking time she knew how to empty out the vaccine container thing!" Hidan jumped in with the memory. As they talked about the memory, Tobi was left to toy with the bottle of liquid foundation. "Tobi likes this funny water." He giggled to himself as he rubbed a drop of it onto his hands. Seeing part of his hands being its original color and the other part being of the foundation, it made him grin from under his mask. He was eventually seen by Itachi who frowned to the giggling male. "Tobi, what are you doing?" he asked with a hint of annoyance as the other slowly looked towards him. As if the action would speak for him, the spiky-haired man held out his hand to show Itachi. "Uh…huh…" he whispered with a raised black-blue eyebrow.
Everyone in the room stopped dead in their movements when the sound of someone knocking on the door pushed through the air. "Oh, fuck! Konan's back already?!" Pein jumped but then stopped when Sasori shook his head. "No, she wouldn't have knocked. Man… how paranoid are you?" he explained but then ended his words with a smirk. It was ignored by the other until he got someone to see who was at the door. The unlucky person was Kakuzu, who didn't want to go but eventually did. His footsteps carried him from the bedroom and towards the front door. A faint sound of the door opening was heard but then silence. A conversation soon started though only the masked man's voice was heard by the others.
"The hell do you want? … Oh, that's what you people want? For others to adopt animals? … Who the fuck cares about a cat?! If I wanted to see a cat, I'd turn on my TV! … Actually, yeah, I'll take your advice and adopt a pet. … Sure, then sell it to someone for profit! … Again, who the fuck cares?!"
The noise then jumped from the conversation to one of a door slamming as Kakuzu returned with a huff. "Those fuckers wanted me to go and buy a pet. Who the hell does that?!" he asked, his hands in the air as if it was a life mystery. The question was ignored since it was just an everyday thing from him. "Tobi, the hell are you doing?" Pein asked when he shook his head and then saw him fiddling with the makeup they had found not too long ago. Tobi jumped to the question and showed his hand to him like he did to Itachi with a giggle. "Stop wasting it." The bright haired man scolded as he took the bottle from Tobi and put the top back onto it. Watching, he frowned and looked down to his messy hands. "Tobi wants to see what else is in the bag! Makeup is fun!" the male cheered and clapped his foundation covered hands together. Quickly, it turned that he was the only one in the room making noise as the others stared at him. "Never… say that… again, un." Deidara suddenly said in a low voice with a pitiful shake of the head.
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Tobi's starting to like the makeup… or just the liquid foundation. I don't know what will be next but I'll come up with something. Also, we get to hear from Konan for a bit.