A/N: ZOMG! Updating never happened...haha. I found a new interest. Call Edvy! Also Pride!Ed X Envy. Hehe... So guess who's entering the story? That's right. Although, since I said it's EdRoy I shall keep it that way...

Warning!!Bahh!! This is a Teen rated story. Which means anything implied should be taking into a responsible way. I don't feel like bumping the rating up because anything may be implying something. You have been warned.

Note to self: Don't start a story you don't want to finish. (Starts making RoyEd EnvyEd story)

Class was boring as usual. Except the fact that Roy Mustang kept smirking over his shoulder at Ed, espically when a girl, in her cute little miniskirt, would come over. Some of the girls would go to the desk beside Roy and bend over a little; letting Roy get a nice view as she got help. The other girls would come over and bend over facing Roy, asking in a sweet and innocent voice, "Roy how do you do thisss?" And smiling as cutely as she could as Roy got a nice view down her top.

Dammit, though Ed, Why are the girls allowed to alter their outfits so easily?! I mean, look at them! Walking around with their skirts pinned up higher than they should be and their tops unbuttoned! Really, they just look like they're waiting for some guy to come screw them. He fumed slightly, watching the back of Roy's head. Hmm maybe... He got out of his seat, strolling over to Roy and, with a purr in his voice, whispering in Roy's ear. "Sit with me at lunch, kayy? We can talk about what we're going to do tonight." He licked his lips and went back to his seat, a triumphant smirk on his face.

Roy Mustang, on the other hand, just sat in horror as his imagination wandered, 'tonight', in his mind, had nothing to do with alchemy, but a lot to do with the blond. After a few minutes, he asked to be excused for the washroom.

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So onto lunch, where Roy sat with his crew, some girls on the table beside his, whispering about him, and making future wedding plans. A few girls tried sitting with Roy, noting there was extra seating, but he replied with, "they're saved for someone. Maybe some other time, lovely lady?" Which just made Riza arch her eye brow at him.

"Ano...Can I sit here?" Alphonse asked, looking at Riza and blushing. She smiled kindly at him and moved her books away so that the younger boy could sit down.

"When is the election, boss?" Havoc queried Roy, excitment in his voice.

"The principle hasn't said yet, told me to stop bothering him and he'll have an anouncement over the P.A. for when it starts." Roy bit down into his sandwhich. "I think it's foolish anyways; everyone knows I'm going to win. And when I do, girl's will be made to wear miniskirts!..." He looked at Riza's glare. "I mean...Miniskirts will be optional..."

"Hmph!"

"Welcome Edward, I see you heard about our campaign for School President. Impressive, don't you think?" Roy smirked at Edward, which faded quickly as Edward shot back.

"No, I don't think it's impressive! Demeaning females so you guys can get a good look under their skirt and so that they can show parts of their body in hopes you may date them? Keh." He sat down beside Roy, glowering as he bit into his Mac & Cheese cafeteria bought lunch; regreatting it moments later. "God! This stuff taste like rubber..." He moaned staring at the food infront of him.

Havoc, who was on the other side of Edward leaned over, whispering as quietly as he could so only the reciever could hear, "boss acts like he just wants a good view of a girl's behind, but it's not just that. He wants to change some things in the school, like how the water has a funny after taste, and how bad the school food tastes. He also wants to get some new things in the school; more art supplies; more tools in workshop. Stuff like that. He may act like a bad guy but he really isn't." He pulled away, flashing a grin at Roy, and biting into his own sandwhich.

Edward blinked, looking down at his meal and sticking his fork in it. So he actually cares about something other than girls, huh?

And so the day continued, Ed looking thoughtfully at Roy, Roy making remarks about how he could just give Ed a picture if he wanted to see Roy so bad and something along the lines of "It would make a nice side dish".

A/N: She updated this crappy piece of fic? And after about a year of not updating? How dare she! Haha...I got bored It is so not my fault. I really don't feel like doing alchemy scenes...I'd rather fluff. If need be I'll put alchemy practice's in though. Oh, and since I don't update, like ever, I'm sorry. Anyways a new year a new beginning! And a new story! I shall start my RoyEd EdEnvy fic, maybe soon. It's going to be Ed and Roy are living together, and everything's great, until Roy gets drunk and brings home a girl...Who turns into Envy. Gasp! Anyways, Happy New Years.

Note: A side dish is...um...Something...umm... It's a picture that people...yeah. Thats as far as I'm going to say.