I'm finally updating this story. Not too long ago, I noticed how lazy I'm being about it. Hm, I'm enjoying this vacation a bit too much. There's also homework that I need to do but I'll find time for that somehow. Enjoy the chapter and I still don't own Naruto though it would be great if I did.

Important Note- Like I mentioned before, I made somewhat of an outline of this story to the end of it. This chapter will be the 3rd one until this is completed. Hm, I thought this would be longer but maybe my next Akatsuki story will be longer.

Thanks to ImmixRikudou and Kerii Sakka.

ImmixRikudou- It's sad but true. Hm, I did mention earlier in the story that by the time this is finished, they're all going to look like idiots.

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Though the lipstick was put away, it didn't stop the group from laughing at the lipstick smeared Deidara. "Stop laughing already, un!" he pleaded as he looked around in an embarrassed panic. A blue eye fell upon the black bag as he rushed towards it, dunking a hand inside it. Without thought, he grabbed something that had a rectangular shape and ripped it out from the bag. He didn't even bother to look at it but he did look to the group when he had enough for their laughing. "I said to stop laughing, un!" he shouted as he gripped the rectangular object and threw it to the bunch, not caring where it went. The object flew the short distance as it hit Kakuzu's shoulder, making him take a startled step back. It got him to stop laughing as he looked to the floor as saw what he had been hit with. Picking it up, his eyes narrowed as he looked up to the trembling blonde. "Hey! Can you fucking watch it?!" Kakuzu asked in a shout of his own.

"Shut up! If you wouldn't have been laughing at me, I wouldn't have thrown that at you!"

"Well, I'm sorry that you're such a fucking idiot for getting that shit on your face!"

"What?! Say that again, un, I dare you!"

"I said that you're such a fu-"

Kakuzu couldn't even finish the word until he got tackled by Deidara. The two wrestled on what little space they had as the other watched, some cheering like they usually did if there was a fight. "Take that back!" Deidara's scream whined as he grabbed a pen from the desk and childishly began to jab Kakuzu in the face with it as the other was tugging on his hair. Taking a hand from it, Kakuzu reached for the bed sheet and tugged it partially off the bed and onto Deidara's head to blind him, "Never, you whining bitch!" The two carried on as one of the thrashing feet kicked the item that was thrown to the scarred male skidded across the floor and came to a stop against one of the walls. As interested as Hidan was in the fight, he curiously looked to the item and hummed softly. He slowly swiped it up and inspected it, "What the fuck is this?" he whispered. It was similar to the blush but it had a small rectangular shape with two hinges on one side and a tab on the other. The top of it was clear and he could see into it at the three strips of different shades of blues and a small brush under them.

The first thing he wanted to do with it was open the box but wasn't sure how until he looked at the tab that jutted out one of the sides. This is like my box that I keep my collection of Jashin chains and pendants. The box was one of his most prized possessions and he never let anyone touch it, especially his favorite blood red Jashin rosary. Taking the tab between two fingers, he gently lifted up the lid and smiled when it worked. "Hey, I think I found more of that shit from last time." Hidan shared with the group and got some looks as other kept watching the poor excuse for a fight. "Argh! I can't see, un. Get this off my head!" Deidara shouted as he continued to poke Kakuzu with the pen. In the commotion the pen poked the scarred man's eye, instantly making him let go of the bed sheet. Slowly it fell to the floor as Deidara gasped for the fresh air and saw Hidan holding something. It's that thing from before. The blonde realized and rushed to the silver-haired male to take it from him.

"Hidan, give me that." He quickly said once he got to him. Hidan held out the makeup and frowned when it got snatched from his hands. "By Jashin, no fucking manners!" he grumbled as if he was one to talk. Making his way back to the groaning man, Deidara copied what he had seen Kisame do with the blush. He took the small brush and dabbed it on the strip of navy blue color. Kakuzu rubbed his eye as he whispered, "You fucking idiot!" As soon saw he regained sight in the harmed eye, he gasped when he saw what looked like a brush get pushed in his direction. There was pure confusion now as Kakuzu felt the brush wander what it could of his face, the skin feeling oddly heavy as it past. "Go to the mirror and laugh at that!" he heard Deidara said in a usual volume as then felt the brush be lifted from his face. Look in the mirror? What the fuck did he do?! He panicked as he watched the other return the brush and closed the compact. "W-what the fuck did you do?" Kakuzu finally asked, trying not to sound desperate. Deidara just crossed his arms with a smirk, "You'll see. Hope you like navy blue."

What? Navy blue is an okay color but what-… OH, NO, THIS FUCKER DID NOT!

The thoughts shouted as his fingers raked across his face and looked at them. The top were coated with what looked like a navy blue powder or something. "What the fucking hell did you do, you piece of shit?!" Kakuzu angrily asked as he balled the hand into a fist. The shout filled the room, everyone stopping on a dime though Deidara didn't seem affected. All he did was give the makeup back to Hidan and grin back to him, "Look in a mirror and you'll find out." Seeing that he was being too stubborn to tell, the scarred male huffed as he tried to rub off the navy blue powder-like substance but only smeared it. "I'll kick your ass for th-" he threatened before Pein cut in. The bright haired male stepped between the two with his hands out to them. "Shut up, already!" he cut in, "Do you two know how retarded you look?" The question was an honest one but then again, all of them looked like a mess from fooling around with the makeup. "Now, we're going to put everything back and you guys are going to get washed of that crap Konan calls makeup." He ordered until someone brought up his hair. "But, Pein, you're hair still-" Tobi was about to say but stopped when the pierced male shoved a hand to him. "Looks good." Pein simply said, finishing the sentence like he had done before.

"Alright, go." He finally said and pointed to the door that left from the bedroom and into the hallway. Slowly, they left the bedroom until Pein was the only one there as he put everything back into the bag and placed everything where it all was when they first got there. He now stood in the door way as he took one last look in the room as if double checking. After a few moments, he nodded to himself and closed the door. Everyone was silent as he turned the knob closed and a low churning sound came from it. Pein then took his eyes from the knob to the group and then to the hall, leading them on a journey to the kitchen to get off the makeup.

As they made the same walk there, they talked to each other though Pein was silent. It wasn't that he didn't want to talk; he was just inspecting the damage that was done. First, he looked at Zetsu who wasn't very far from him. He seemed fine until Pein glanced to his hand that had the liquid foundation. The green haired male was talking with Tobi, who also had liquid foundation but on both of his hands. Hoping that it would be washed off easily, he moved onto whoever was next, which was Kisame who was staring down to the purple-ish spot that was on his wrist. That's right. Kisame put that pink thing on himself. The pierced man whispered his thoughts and saw Itachi was beside the large male for guidance through the halls. The Uchiha's black eyebrow still showed a hint of navy that made Pein frown from the memory of it. Quicky, Pein left Itachi and looked to Sasori. He had to be honest and say that the redhead looked the same, with or without the mascara but he knew Sasori would want to get the makeup off. Now that he was examining the short male's eyes, he saw a hint of annoyance but then soon knew why as the sound of Hidan and Kakuzu fighting reached his ears.

"You look like such a dumb fuck!"

"Oh, like you don't? Your fucking have that mascara crap in only one eye and it makes you look like a God damned retard!"

Don't tell me they're fighting over who looks the most stupidPein mentally groaned. A slight shake of the head brought him to Deidara, who was rubbing on the lipstick and just smearing it. He quietly sighed to himself as he went into the living room and then into the kitchen, the others still following him. Even then, he was still thinking to himself until his eyes widened with realization. This wasn't a simple get the makeup off and move on with the day, it was more than that. If they couldn't remove it and Konan saw, they would get into very deep trouble. I hope this stuff is washable…

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Gawd, I'm finally done typing! So many distractions… mainly reading fanfics of Hidan and Kakuzu. They're so cute together. Hm, I'm just another yaoi fangirl. I was making myself laugh since I was listening to 'I Hate Everything About You' as I was reading some of them. Anyway, I'm not sure how you exactly remove certain makeup so some of the things in the next chapter might not be right. Hugs to all, hm!