This is the last chapter for Makeup and I'm actually happy with this. Hm, I hope everyone else enjoys it. I don't own anything here because I'm just another fangirl who writes stories. The little breaks in the story are just time jumps or scene changes. I'm pretty sure you guys know that already but just in case.

Thanks to Mesa-Mesa, Lucy Sumeragui, Konan-Akatsuki and TigerWaffle!

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Konan continued down the hall and then stopped to her door. Absent-mindedly, she grabbed the knob and then turned it. She quickly stopped in mid action when she remembered she had locked the door… only to see that it was unlocked. "Didn't I lock the door?" the woman whispered but then shrugged. It was like a habit someone has and they don't notice if they do it or not because of it. Once the matter was tossed aside, Konan pushed the door open and entered as the smell of vanilla greeted her. She couldn't help but take a deep breath of the scent as she closed the door behind her.

She slowly made her way deeper into the room as she put her bag onto her bed and her coat lazily onto the back of a chair that stood near her desk. Doing this, she had to stop again to ask out loud "What the hell happened?" The bed sheet was a wrinkled mess and her Marie Claire magazine was on the floor near the wooden desk. Konan's eyes slowly crept around the room to see if there was anything else that was out of the ordinary. Her window was open though she wasn't sure if she left it like that or not and it didn't even explain the magazine problem. There's no way a breeze strong enough to push my Marie Claire off my desk could have came through here. She thought to herself in a whisper as she crossed to close the window. It was then that she froze in her position, her hands on the cold metal of the window frame. "My plant… it moved!" Konan gasped, her eyes wide to the houseplant. If it was even possible, her eyes widened some more as she took a look around with a paranoid expression carved onto her face.

"They didn't!" Konan suddenly said out loud as she marched all around her room, checking things that she put in the drawers of her desk, looking through her closet, anything she saw, she looked through. When she was finished, she grabbed a paper from one of the draws of her desk and began to fold it into an origami animal as if it would calm her nerves. After that, she saw her dresser and quickly stepped in front of it. Scanning the dresser, she frowned when her thoughts were confirmed no matter how much she feared it. Some of the picture frames were moved from what their original spots were and the teddy bear from Pein was also moved. They did sneak in here. Her thoughts continued to whisper as she crushed the half way finished flower in her hands. "They better not have messed with anything." Konan's voice threatened as she threw the now crumbled paper into the trash.

It seemed like hours of searching to see if they had done something in her room though she sighed as she threw herself onto her bed. "I guess they really didn't do anything." Konan spoke out loud, her eyes running along the ceiling of her bedroom. As much as she would have liked to believe it, she knew she was wrong. Sitting up, Konan looked around again but at a snail's pace until her attention stopped to the makeup bag that was on her dresser. The blue haired woman stood up as she grabbed the black bag and studied it. A mix of emotions swirled in her as she stared down to it, "Knowing them… they probably looked through this. They just can't resist stuff like this."

To see how much damage was done, she slowly opened the bag and looked into it. Everything seemed alright, nothing missing until she turned the bag upside down, the contents spilling out. "Least they didn't leave any retarded pranks." Konan thankfully whispered as she moved her hand over the objects as if smoothing and separating them. Already, she could tell they've been through the bag. "My… eyeliner!" the woman whined as she picked up the abused piece of makeup. The men had returned the top but since it was clear, she could see right to the point. Unlike it being sharp like it was before, it was flat as if someone roughly ran it over something. Though she was scared to see what else they had messed with, she pushed herself to continue. Everything seemed alright until she stopped to the eye shadow.

The one elegant design of a flower that was carved into the eye shadow was now not even recognizable. Quickly, she flipped open the clear top and looked at it closer. Her fears were right about the eye shadow, which sent an angry tremble through her. "Those idiots! If they want to play with makeup… I'll let them play." She demonically told herself as she returned everything to the back until she stopped the bottle of liquid foundation in her hand. Wordlessly, she examined the bottle and frowned when she saw the side of the bottle was stained with it. Quickly, her mouth opened for a silence gasp, her thoughts groaning. Aw, fuck. They got the bottle dirty somehow!

There wasn't much to do but try to clean it so she left it on the dresser for later. "I'll get back to you… right after their punishment." Konan evilly said to the bottle and went back to her other pieces of makeup. Man! Is there anything they didn't get to? Her thoughts began to wonder until she had finally had enough. Roughly, she put everything in the bag and closed it. Konan didn't even bother to change into her house clothes or even take off her shoes; she grabbed the handle to the bag and left her bedroom. Moments after leaving, the door was slammed in anger though she didn't even bother to lock it.

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"I knew that shit was going to fucking happen!"

Hidan scolded as the group was in the middle of a Hello Kitty themed game of Uno. As he continued to whisper curses to himself, Kisame was left grinning with just one card in his hand. It was then Tobi's turn and he carefully played his cards but then seemed to have trouble. "What is it now?" Itachi questioned the confused masked male. "Tobi has this card he wants to use but it looks so pretty that Tobi doesn't want to." He explained, his grip increasing on the card. Sighing Kakuzu slowly looked to the troubled Tobi and rushed, "Hurry the hell up!"

Zetsu tried not to laugh at how Tobi began to tremble from being rushed by Kakuzu. "Alright, already. He gets it!" the golden eyed Akatsuki defended and watched the masked male play the card that had been giving him trouble. "Man, calm down. He finished." The green haired Akatsuki explained, "You look as pissed as Konan… wait, what?" The last part was the same for everyone as all eyes were on her in the doorway of the living room.

"I hope you all had fun while I was gone." Konan whispered sweetly, making the others shake in fear on why she was being so nice. Just like he did earlier that day, Hidan shrieked, his hands on his hair. "Holy shit, she's planning somethingggg!" he wailed and immediately began to pray to Jashin while trying to make sacrificial cuts on his wrist with one of his Uno cards. "You're damn right I'm planning something!" Konan almost shouted, making it known that she was on a whole new level of pissed. She started her march closer to the group of scared-out-of-their-mind men with an evil grin. "Now, who the fuck told you that you all could go into my God damned room?! Not only that but you go through my things and wreck my fucking makeup!" she screamed, making Tobi faint from the fear of everything.

Dropping the bag onto the coffee table where the card game was interrupted, she slowly opened the bag and pulled out the eyeliner. Holding it out, she showed them, "Look at this!" she continued to scream and got even madder when no one looked at her or to the eyeliner. "Uh… Konan? Maybe you should just g-get some water and… and sit down." Sasori quietly suggested to the hard breathing woman. Just a glare from her and the short male went silent, as did everything in the room. "It's okay because I'll make things even." Konan sweetly explained as her voice kept jumping from loud to soft and she leanined forward to the shiver males, "Who's up first?"

"Konan, un, you should really just sit down." Deidara continued to suggest and stopped when deadly eyes turned on him. "Shut up or you're going to be first!" she threatened, making him do as she said for fear of what would happen. Slowly, Pein stood up from his seat on the sofa and held out his hands as if to calm her. "Now, now. I'm going to get you something to drink from the kitchen a-" he explained but got cut off. "Don't play that shit with me! You're going to be the first one to pay! And if anyone leaves this room or tries to help, I'll rip out your veins and arteries with a coat hanger!"

Taking a handful of makeup, she laid them out onto the table from behind the bag so it was out of the view of the others. "Get over here, Pein." She ordered and saw the pierced man take small, shaky steps to her.

"Y-yeah?" he asked but that was as far until sudden screams filled the house and even terrified crying.

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Outside walked a group of nine men… or they seemed to be men but with the makeup they wore, it was hard to exactly tell. As they walked down the sidewalk, they earned themselves quite a few glances and even a whistle here and there. One woman spotted them thanks to her son who was pointing to them and gasped, quickly covered his eyes.

"Oh, up yours, bitch!" one of them yelled and got elbowed by another. "Hidan, shut the fuck up!" Kakuzu spoke, "We're just out here to get Konan some things, remember? Hopefully she'll let us back in afterwards. I do have to say that this fucking lipstick is annoying the living hell out of me!" As much as it pained him, Kakuzu actually spoke the truth. Just moments ago, Konan started her revenge by forcing makeup onto them. Then, she kicked them out of the house for the world to see them with a list of things she wanted. Some things on the list were magazines, ice-cream and even more makeup to replace the ones that the men of the Akatsuki ruined.

To Konan, it was the perfect revenge.

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Makeup is now a completed story and I hope everyone liked this chapter and the entire story, hm. The next humor/parody one like this is Pets of the Akatsuki, which is on my list of stories soon to be written. I'm not sure when I'll get that one started since I'm just going in order down my list.

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Much love, Kris. :)