Disclaimer: ME I Am Awesome! I own Wicked and Harry Potter?! My life can't get any better.
JK Rowling and Gregory Maguire No you don't! How dare you infringe upon our copyright rights! If you don't cut it out, we will sue you!
ME Sorry… I didn't mean to…My friends made me!
Draco: Dearest darlingest momsie and popsicle…
Harry: The Dursleys…
Both: There's been some confusion over classes here at Hogwarts.
Harry: But of course I'll never write again.
Draco: But of course, I'll show off a lot.
Both: For I know that's how you want me to respond, yes. There's been some confusion for you see one of the other students is…
Draco: Unusually mean and disgusting and all together quite impossible to like…
Harry: A Slytherin.
Draco: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Harry: From the moment I laid eyes on you.
Draco: My wand arm is itching.
Harry: My stomach is retching.
Draco: My face is flushing.
Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? Yes………….
Both: Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
Draco: For your face,
Harry: Your voice,
Draco: Your bloodline!
Both: Let's just say—I loath it all! Every little trait however small makes my very flesh begin to crawl with simple utter loathing! There's a strange exhilaration. In such total detestation. It's so pure, so strong! Thought I do admit, it cam on fast, still I do believe that it can last. And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long.
Slytherins: Dearest Draco, you are just so good. How do you stand it, I don't think I could. He's annoying, he a halfblood, we don't mean to show a bias, but Draco, we love pureblood!
Draco: Well, these things are sent to try us…
Slytherins: Poor Draco, forced to learn with someone that we all want to burn, we just want to tell you, we all want to see him in an urn!
(Slytherins jeer in back ground as Harry and Draco have a violent fight as they sing together)
Both: What is this feeling, so sudden and new? From the moment I laid eyes on you. My wand arm is itching, my stomach is retching. Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes, ahhhhhh…loathing! There's a strange exhilaration. In such total detestation, it's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last! And I will be loathing for forever, loathing, truly deeply loathing you, my whole life long!!!
I have decided to just keep it Harry Potter. My brain hurts trying to think of other stories I could write funny song-fics for. Maybe I'll have Attack of the Song-Fics: Volume II in the future, but I don't want to get to ahead of myself.
Please review! It makes me happy, and I like being happy. I'm sure it will make you happy knowing I'm happy too! So let's all review and be happy!