A/n: Guys, im only 3 reviews away from 100! On with the show...

Envy could not stand this boy.

Not only did his last name sound like it was meant for some child's pony, he was a prep. A loud, sucking-up-to-the-teacher, prep. Envy would not have given a second care in the world to that, if not for the fact this pony-boy was blocking out his music.

"Anyone tell me the answer?"

Like now.

"A is equal to three Fourths of x."

"Yes! That is correct Mustang." The teacher applauded.

Every time. That happened every time Mustang answered. Envy didn't see what was so great about him. Or, for that matter, why he always had to answer. The teacher could solve it by herself. After the first three times of answering for her, he should've realized he was doing it right and stopped.

But he didn't. His voice rang through Envy's MP3 player. Envy did not like having Alexisonfire mixed with Mustang's voice.

"...And the answer to this problem is?"

Envy's pencil snapped in half as Roy's hand shot up again. The girls, who was admiring how smart Roy was paid barely any heed to the snapping noise.

Edward, on the other hand, did. Maybe because a splint of wood smacked him in the head (they were late, so he ended up having to sit in front of Envy). He sighed and turned around a fresh lead pencil in his hands. "Here, I have an extra."

Envy just stared. Why was this brat being so nice to him? Maybe he wasn't. Maybe it was just manners. But that didn't explain much. Envy just took the pencil and turned his music up louder. There was an audible hissing noise from it, but when the teacher went to approach him, he simply glared and snarled at her. She decided she should just sit down and let them finish their work sheet in quiet.

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"Envy-san!" Frantic wave. "Eeeeennnnnvvvvyyyy-san! Yeah, its me! Alphonse! Come eat lunch with us!" Envy sighed. Was his friends in this school really going to be...That? Damn, he missed Greed.

Envy sighed, sitting down beside Alphonse. He looked at the chipper boy who had his tomato, lettuce, and ham sandwich in front of him. He also noticed a small carton of milk, some cheese and crackers, and an apple.

Seriously, who eats so healthy?

"Hey Alphonse," Edward greeted his brother sitting on the other side of him. He took out a turkey sandwich, chips, chocolate, and pudding.

Were these two really related?

Envy smirked watching Edward open the pudding up first. Typical, Envy thought. He waited till Ed had it fully open, was about to dip his spoon in it, and Envy stuck his finger in first, sucking the chocolate goo off his finger and purring.

Roy growled, just catching the action. His boy was being messed with! Flirted with! Roy Mustang does not stand for this behavior. But how?...

Roy set his tray down next to Riza's (across from Ed) and walked around the table, leaning over and draping his arms around the blond.

Ed could feel his face go red. Not only did his pudding get violated, Roy had his arms over him! How much more embarrassing could it get.

Roy was glaring full-force at Envy now. He leaned down to Edwards ear and licked it slowly, sending chills down the boy's spine. His dark eyes met with Envy's purple ones, and he pulled away, sitting down opposite of Ed and eating his lunch. He could hear some girls giggling, and some where whispering about the yaoi scene they just saw with their own eyes.

Edward sighed, giving the rest of his lunch to Al and walking away from the table.

He really wasn't hungry anymore anyways.

Yeah, I know I post small chapters. I'm just not one to continue a chapter after a point is passed. I've finished the next chapter already, and will post it tomorrow.

PS. I know I don't post disclaimers. I think it's quite obvious I don't own anything. Especially not Alexisonfire or FmA.