Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, except I have the books, movies, posters, soundtracks, pencils, candies…

I recommend listening to Born to Be Wild while you read this, because the effect is stunning. I'm surprised people haven't requested stuff. You can if you want to. I'll shut up now and get on with the story.

Ah, the highway. The world's most used transportation line. Foolish Muggles driving around without a care in the world, unless if their in a traffic jam. They never pay attention to what they are doing and care only about themselves, but if they looked around while they are driving, they would notice an amazing phenomenon that threatens the secrecy of the entire Wizarding community.

It's name…Rebellious Centaurs.

Get your motor runnin'

Head out on the highway

Bane, Ronan, Magorian, and the rest of the herd of centaurs stood just inside the shade of the forest that was on the side of a major British highway. Normally, they would have been annoyed by how stupid the idea of a 'car' is, but instead, they watched with a bit of humor on their faces as they watched Firenze walk out towards the interstate with determination in his eyes.

Bane loved to egg people on, especially if it was Firenze, so he shouted out, "Firenze! Don't let it control you! Fight the urge!" But it wasn't going to work. Firenze was a victim of 'Rebellious Centaurious', a frightening condition were the certain centaur has the uncontrollable urge to run/gallop like a fool on the Muggle highways.

Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

Firenze wasn't paying attention to his fellow herdmates and was lost in his own little happy world. He was fascinated by the fast metal cans that were speeding along the long strip of cement. He wanted to be just like one of them when he grew up! He was about to flag on of them down so he could get a private lesson when he saw her standing there in the middle of the interstate.

One of the side effects of 'Rebellious Centaurious' is that the victim starts seeing things that make them start running around with the Muggle automobiles. In this case, Firenze saw a pretty centaur girl running around on the road, and of course, since he was a guy centaur, he had to go run with her.

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

He galloped out into the highway. He almost got hit by a semi when he got up to her and said in a very cheesy sort of way, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

If he was actually talking to a real she-centaur, he would have gotten laid-out, but since this was an illusion, it actually worked. She blushed and giggled.

Firenze sensed that he had this one in the bag, so he said, "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Throughout this entire lame one-sided conversation, the Muggles never noticed the centaur as they drove by. There were quite a few close calls, but maybe it's just magic?

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder

After a few more stupid pick-up lines from Firenze, he and his made-believe date started galloping around in the highway. Firenze was having so much fun that he never noticed that he banged into a truck, which spun around and landed on top of a lot of other cars, causing a massive explosion.

The people in the cars were okay though. They just bounced out of their cars in big bubbles and eventually lay down on the side of the road asleep. Even though 'Rebellious Centaurious' was a bad condition, it wasn't malevolent, it was just a stupid, magical sickness that was mostly a joke.

Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under

With all the explosions and loud noises, Firenze completely forgot about his girlie. He was having too much fun running around, jumping over the flames of the fire and the piles of wrecked cars. He was running so fast that tornadoes were forming in his wake and following him, which really isn't a good thing if you think about it.

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

The tornadoes went over the flaming infernos and turned the tornadoes into fire tornadoes, setting everything on fire, except the people, animals, and Firenze of course. It was like a scene from the apocalypse, except it was mildly funny. The rest of the centaurs were laughing their heads off as they watched, but some of the older ones had lost interest in the entire thing because the same thing happened about 8 times in the last 3 months, but most still liked watching their fellow herdmates make complete fools of themselves.

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Firenze had finally stopped running/galloping and was now standing in the middle of the highway. The fire tornadoes that had been following him started spinning around him like interpretive dance and Firenze raised his arms up to the sky and shouted, "Behold! I, Firenze, am the master of explosions, pick-up lines, and bizarre weather formations!" Another explosion lit up the entire stretch of interstate in a big flash.

When the dust settled, Firenze was in the shade of the trees in the forest next to the highway, which was magically back to normal. Surprisingly, Dumbledore was in front of him looking bored out of his mind, casting spells on Firenze. Dumbledore was the clean out crew, I mean…guy. He basically had to clean up the crazed centaur's mess, turn everything back to normal, and cure the loony centaur.

Born to be wild
Born to be wild, (fads…)

As centaurs dragged the brain-dead Firenze back through the forest to their home,

Bane turned to Ronan and said, "Well, who do you think it will be next week?"

Ronan shrugged. "I don't know. I still think it is funny that Dumbledore doesn't even realize that we cured the 'Rebellious Centaurious' already and that we are just ticking him off."

"Well, that's what he gets for being a weirdo," Bane pointed out.

Well, that was a short one. Please review! I really appreciate feedback.

What do you guys think of an Attack of the Song-Fics: Volume II? I've been thinking about it, and I have some good ideas.

Well, I've got to get ready for my volleyball game. Tootles!!!

Murray