I hate my dad. Stupid minister of magic. Stupid aurors inviting us to stupid dinners at their stupid houses. Stupid! Stupid! "STUPID!"

"Amaryllis, calm down," a soft voice laughed. I turned and saw Lily Evans in my doorway. I know, I've been spending a lot of time with her, but her friends are all on vacations, mine all live in the states and Jackie is in a commited relationship for the moment so I'm not talking to her. She said she wouldn't come clubbing with me anymore!

"I'm angry." I pointed out. "I don't want to go to James'."

"I know, but look at it this way, I'll be there!" Lily laughed.

"Yeah, so now Sirius doesn't feel guilt from leaving James alone because now you're there to keep James-hey, do you mind if I make out with James?" I had started rambling, but then I realized I was bored.

"Not at all, go ahead." Lily laughed.

"Alright," I shrugged. "He a good kisser?"

"Why are you even planning on kissing him?" Lily asked and sat down at the end of my bed.

"To piss Sirius off." I replied, nonchalantly. I totally had tonight planned out. I was going to go to James, make out with James in front of Sirius' face so he realized I wasn't the girl who would be good in a relationship.

Lily just laughed at me and pulled me off my bed, "Come on, I was supposed to bring you downstairs five minutes ago."

"Yes mother." I rolled my eyes and followed her down the stairs.

Soon, I found myself in front of the lovely Potter mansion with my evil, conniving plan all figured out. So as my parents, Lily, and I stood there for what seemed like hours, I concocted a plan that I was rather proud of.

Then, the oh so charming James Potter answered the door. I laughed as he basically ignored my parents and got Lily's coat from her. But after a stern look from my father, he seemed to notice the Minister of Magic was standing in front of him.

Once inside, Lily went to the bathroom while my parents talked to his. I didn't know where Sirius was, but at that moment, I didn't care. I had some business to take care of.

"Hi James." I smiled at him. He was currently on one end of the couch while I was on the other.

He looked over at me and let me just say I wasn't in the most ladylike position. I was in a rather short skirt that was riding up a little bit because the way I was sitting, my back against the arm and facing him, and then my lovely, oh so helpful cleavage peeking out of my blouse. And of course there were a few buttons open that weren't when my parents were in the room. "Hi Ama."

"So, how are you?" I asked in my girly voice.

He looked a little suspicious, but didn't question it, "Pretty good I guess."

"Ok, that's enough small talk," I decided, "I have a plan, care to join me? In the long run it may help you get your beloved flower."

James seemed rather intrigued, "Do go on."

"Well," I started out, "I think that if Lily saw us making out, and stuff, then maybe she'll get jealous."

"And what do you get out of this?"

"Hopefully Sirius will get the idea of a relationship out of his head."

James began to think this over. And as he thought, I just sat back with my mischievous grin plastered all over his face. Then, not too much longer later, he looked up with a smile, "Alright."

"Good." I smiled. "So where is lover boy, if you don't mind me asking?"

"He's getting pretty for you." James laughed. "Rather funny to watch."

Suddenly, we heard two sets of steps coming. It was obvious because one was slow, loud, and clunky while the other was quick and much quieter. I raised an eyebrow towards James, and he seemed to get the message for he climbed over to my side of the couch and began to kiss my neck.

Let me just say this now. Lily Marie Evans is beyond crazy. Why she doesn't let James kiss her is just beyond me. His slight stubble and lips grazing over my neck made me shiver. Then, he brought his lips to mine in pure lust. His tongue ran along my bottom lip begging to be let in. I had fun and wouldn't let him in for a while. He was persistent however, and after he began to run his hands up my side, I let him in. I was completely in his control.

Until...

He was completely in control until the door opened and something fell to the floor. We pulled away to see both Sirius and Lily looking at us in complete shock. Now, I know why Sirius was shocked, but why Lily? She knew I was planning on kissing him.

"Hi guys," I smiled up at them. I then turned to James, "You got some lip gloss on you."

"Eh, it'll come off at some time." James shrugged.

"Parents, man." I pointed out. He let out a defeated sigh, got off me, and then went to the bathroom to freshen up. I turned towards our interruption, "Hi, come, sit."

Lily laughed at me and took the spot at the other end of the couch. Sirius, however, didn't move. "Lily, could you please get out of here? I have something to discuss with Amaryllis." Oooooo! The full name, I'm in trouble...not...

"Well-" Lily started.

"Dinner!" Mrs. Potter's voice rang through the room. Thankful for the interruption, I stood up, fixed my skirt, buttoned a few buttons, and then walked into the dinning room. I took my seat next to Lily and across from Sirius with a proud smile on my face.

During the meal while the boys and the parents were talking amongst themselves, I couldn't help but tell Lily, "You should really give James a chance. Sure he may be pompous and shit according to you, but damn he can kiss."

Lily laughed, "Really?"

"So good." I admitted with a laugh. "Just try it once, and girl, you'll love it." And yes, I know Lily wasn't the type of girl who would have a purely physical relationship, but I was letting her know her options.

"That's the most amazing news!" Mrs. Potter clapped, "Does she know yet?"

"We were actually planning on telling her later," My mom smiled, "But now's as good as time as any." She then picked up her fork and hit her glass as if to make a toast. "I have an announcement everyone. Jason and I decided, after pulling some strings, Amaryllis will be spending the next year, and the last year of her school life, at Hogwarts!"

My jaw dropped. And then it hung there for a while until James leaned across the table and shut it for me. Once he sat back down, I noticed Sirius had a look about him. Like he was...happy?

"Now," He said, looking straight into my eyes, "You're stuck with me in a castle for an entire school year."

Great... Sirius was planning on wooing me off my feet for an entire school year...lovely...really...

Once the parents re-distracted themselves, I turned to James, "Hey man, while I'm there, care for a make out session sometime?"