Shikamaru looked around. There was a lot going on. Choji was at the buffet table (duh), Neji and TenTen were making out on the couch (They had been dating for a couple years now.), Temari had apparently gotten Naruto drunk and was making out with him, Ino was still greeting guests, Orochimaru and Asuma were having a smoke outside, and Anko, Kiba, Gaara, Ibiki, and Sasuke were playing BS with vodka.

As Shikamaru watched the BS match, it seemed as if it was just heating up. Kabuto looked like he was playing, but he fainted already. His stomach will not hold alcohol. Ibiki quit to go find Might Guy. He was probably tending to Lee. After losing so many times, Sasuke squeezed Gaara's ass, only for Gaara to giggle and say, "Not now, honey!" Anko would have punched Sasuke out.

In the end, Anko and Gaara were left. The stakes got so high that both of them fainted. Sasuke, who was back in consciousness, woke up Kabuto.

"Hey Kabuto, did you bring the goods?" he whispered.

"No, that was Hinata's job," he moaned as he woke up. He fell back asleep. Where was Hinata?

No time for that, because Lee just pranced in the door.

"Hi everyone, I was just going around the village complimenting people when I randomly ran in here! Isn't the world just fantaaaastiiiic?

Hinata walked in.

"Hi guys. I brought the goods! What's wrong with Lee? He looks fucking retarded! Where are his pupils?"

Hinata was right. Lee's eyes had no pupils. Lee then went on to take off his clothes, lie on the ground, bend over, and suck on his ass.

Hinata giggled. "He must have gotten into my ecstasy. He probably thought it was steroids. Marijuana, anyone?"

Kabuto woke up instantly and started dog begging on Hinata. Then he saw Lee.

"What's up with Lee?"

Neji stopped kissing TenTen for a second. "Ecstasy," he said. Neji resumed kissing.

"Oh…"

After Hinata finished handing out the Marijuana in her bag, everyone except the kissing couples, Shikamaru, and Ino were outside laughing with Orochimaru as he broke empty wine bottles in the streets.

Shikamaru sighed. "I'm not into that kind of thing."

"Me neither," Ino laughed.

Instead, Shikamaru got some rocks from outside and brought them in.

"Want to throw these at Naruto and Temari?" he whispered.

"Sure!" Ino agreed.

Naruto and Temari didn't even notice. That was the best part.

Shikamaru noticed after a while that Lee went outside naked.

"Don't you want to do something about that?" Shikamaru worried.

"Calm down, this happens at every party he comes to. He always ends up naked outside," Ino explained.

"Too true," Shikamaru sighed. He continued to throw rocks at Temari and Naruto until he noticed that Ino was staring at him. Staring at him.

New edited chapter. First version was terrible. If you could review that would be nice, but no flames. I guarantee the chapters after this will be longer. If there's a sequel, those will be longer, too. Bye!