Everyone was having a good time. Yes they were. Most of the people were outside smoking pot and breaking wine bottles in the street. Orochimaru was taken to a jail of some sort when the Hokage walked by. Orochimaru smashed a wine bottle on Sarutobi's head, giving the old Hokage severe head trauma. In all of this, Sakura or Guy haven't been seen all night. Where are they?
When the originally kissing couples went outside, the group out there decided it was time to go in.
Temari then got a great idea. "Hey, who wants to play 'Sinkers and Shippers'?"
She struck gold. Everyone gathered in the grand room to play. Even Choji came in. "How do you play?" he asked.
Ino explained the rules.
"Here's how it works: one person goes first. We'll have to figure that out. Another person is the poor soul who has to live with them. Anyways, the first person asks 'Sinkers or Shippers' to the second person. If they say Sinkers, they take a shot of vodka and leave. If they say Shippers, they have to have a partner chosen for them and do something where every one of us can see. If they fail, they take a shot of vodka and leave. Of course, you can always take a shot of vodka and leave, as well. Is everyone ready?"
"Who's the host?" asked a still naked Lee.
"Put your clothes on," sighed Shikamaru. "You're going to have issues playing if you don't. Oh, and Ino's the host, she's hosting the party."
Lee stuck his tongue out at Shikamaru and stayed put.
"Okay," Ino thought aloud. "I pick Sasuke. Sinkers or Shippers?"
Before Sasuke could answer, a series of loud thumps came from the stairs. When the thumps reached the bottom, an unconscious Sakura was the cause of it. Someone else was coming down the stairs: Guy.
"Hey everyone! Oh man, do I love a good rape! Especially when the subject is drunk enough to be willing!"
Sakura? She… EEEEWWW!!!!!!!
Sasuke tried to get off the subject by saying, "Shippers."
Ino said, "Alright Gaara, you and Sasuke have to……… have man sex right on the rug."
Gaara and Sasuke, to everyone's surprise, giggled and blushed. "Okay," they both agreed.
Instead of going into detail about this, I think I should explain everyone's reactions.
Choji: Quickly took a shot of vodka and ran for his comfort food.
Ino, Temari, Naruto, Neji, TenTen, and everyone: They all cringed.
Sakura: She's still unconscious.
Guy: He licked his lips. What a freak!
Sasuke and Gaara: Moaning with pleasure for every moment. They must have been really, really, really, really, REALLY drunk.
"I think we're both satisfied. We're done now," Sasuke said as they took their shot of vodka each and left for another smoke.
Ino and Shikamaru left, too. That image should've made everyone leave. It was in their minds forever.
Guy yelled, "Ino, you might want to wash the guest room's bed sheets!"
Ino sighed and then cringed in more disgust. She went upstairs to go do that.
"Can I help?" Shikamaru asked.
"Why not, if it gets you away from that hideous monster," she agreed sarcastically.
This was a good party, but something was missing, Shikamaru though to himself. Something big.
He started thinking about the kissing couples from earlier. He was missing something, alright. He needed a girlfriend.
Ino was staring at him again.