TV: …Find out next time on BIG BROTHER 8!!!
Me: YES!! Jen is SO going home this week!
Shikamaru: Hey, uh, Ryan? Yeah, you should go write that new chapter. You know, since your fans have waited so long?
Me: I'll get to it, okay?
Shikamaru: Fine.
…
Me: Lalalalalaaa, taking a shower…
Ino: Have you written that chapter yet?
Me: AAAAAAAAGH!!!! GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!! AND I WILL WRITE THE CHAPTER, OKAY?
…
Me: Ugh, I'm so bored. How come I have to come drop my brother off at college?
Choji: Hey! Maybe you should take out your dad's laptop and write that new chapter!
Me: Choji? This is too important. I'm sending my brother to college. Kinda' busy, here!
Choji: Okay, but don't procrastinate.
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And so, you see why I haven't posted.
(Gives apology cracker and card to you.)
I hope you can forgive me.
Bye!
I will post after I get back from Chico. I really am taking my big brother to college. The whole family is actually.
Bye! For Real!