Hey everyone! I'm back!

A couple of things before I start. First, Chico was SCORCHING, and I hope I NEVER GO THERE AGAIN. Seriously.

Second, Jen went home! Hooray! Sadly, she went out in a less than desirable fashion. I kind of felt sorry for her. Dick is such a… well… a dick.

Last, I've been busy with some summer schoolwork for band class, so I've been pretty full, schedule-wise.

Enjoy the chapter, the first few parts in a line of mini-stories.

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NEJI

TenTen grabbed her purse as she rushed out of her house, leaving Neji alone.

"I'll be back late tonight, okay, Neji?"

"'K…" Neji grumbled.

Neji heard the door close. He waited a couple of seconds, and then quickly dove under the couch he was sitting on. He shuffled around under there for quite some time, and then popped out with a stack of magazines. He snickered, apparently not noticing.

He got himself comfortable, put his feet on the desk in front of him, and picked up the top magazine, titled Konoha's Newest Models.

He was apparently skipping all of the ads to look at the pictures. Every once in a while he would smile and lick his lips, and about every ten minutes or so he would pick up a new magazine. He had magazines such as Konoha pornography, Gorgeous Girls, and a fairly new issue of the Victoria's Secret Bra Catalogue.

This went on for a few hours. When the sky got dark through the window, Neji put all of his magazines in a pile, dove back under the couch for a while, and came back out, magazine-less.

He ran to his room upstairs, scuffled through his drawer, and pulled out some bathrobes. Neji changed fairly quickly, then ran down and sat on the couch.

Neji clicked his tongue a couple times. For a few seconds some ruffling was heard from outside. Eventually, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in!" Neji said automatically.

The door opened to reveal a beautiful girl with sleek blonde hair and aqua blue eyes. Neji gave her a casual, warm hello and beckoned her to sit on the couch with him. She smiled, revealing her stunningly white teeth. She walked slowly over to the couch and joined Neji.

"You look fabulous," Neji complimented quietly.

"You too," the girl said in a smooth, romantic voice.

"Shall we go upstairs?" Neji invited. "I have some lovely champagne."

"Let's," the girl replied.

After a few glasses of fine champagne, Neji and the girl were having a romantic conversation.

"You know, I noticed how fine your body looks," Neji said.

"Thank you, I just had to get dressed up," the girl replied.

"Speaking of fine, are those natural?"

"These?"

"No," Neji said. "These."

He went for it. He squeezed her boob.

She looked stunned for a second, but quickly replied. "Of course, nothing but the best."

She bit his nipple.

Wait, what?

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This continued. As you can see, Neji has quite the affair going.

I'd rather not describe the next part, though. Let's move to TenTen's story, shall we?

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TENTEN

TenTen grabbed her purse as she rushed out of her house, leaving Neji alone.

"I'll be back late tonight, okay, Neji?"

"'K…" Neji grumbled.

TenTen closed the door and headed out. It was kind of cute how she saw Neji looking through magazines for a birthday present for her when she left. He was such a considerate boyfriend!

TenTen and Ino planned a night on the downtown strip of Konoha that night, and TenTen was psyched for it.

All night, Ino and TenTen went wine tasting, shopping, and dined out. Each of them had a great time, laughing and having fun together.

As they said their goodbyes (around one in the morning), TenTen went through her front door, still laughing from the time Ino had wine squirting out of her nose.

TenTen's laughing quickly ceased, however, as she heard grunting and commotion upstairs. She ran up thinking Neji was bound and gagged or something. Boy, was she wrong.

She opened up Neji's bedroom door to find him and some blonde slut locked in embrace, fully naked, and having sex. Oh. My. God.

She fainted.

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You all have fun with that one now!

Review, and please don't bash on me. PLEASE!!!!

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HOORAY FOR JEN BREAKING ALL OF DICK'S CIGARETTES!

HORRAY FOR JEN GOING HOME!

HORRAY FOR PUDDING!