Disclaimer: See disclaimer in chapter 1.

By the way, sorry about Chiyo being 5'6''. Someone told me that on yahoo answers. Ah, well. xD
You know what I shoulda been thinkin'? I shoulda been thinkin', "Okay, then, how tall are her classmates?!" xDD

Chapter 2: The Cannon and the Wolf

Sakaki was sitting at home on her bed, thinking of exactly what she always thought about. This might be because
her room was practically a shrine for them, but Sakaki didn't like to think about it much. I find it likely, if you've never
even heard of Azumanga Daioh, that you're wondering what her obsession is. Boys? Accessories? No... Cats.
Lots and lots of cats. But cats weren't all she liked. She also liked dogs, rabbits, and just about anything adorable. She
always wished she were adorable like them. Rather than being adorable, it seemed she was the coolest person in school.
Sakaki was very tall, very athletic, and very quiet. She was in the same grade and school as Chiyo and Osaka. She never
spoke to anyone unless she herself was spoken to, and if she was, she usually ended the conversation quickly. Although she
loved cute things, it seemed like cute things hated her. The cats she tried to pet would always bite her hand or run away.

BBBBBBBRINGGGG!

Sakaki's phone rang off the hook, which made it look sort of like a jumping kitten, since it actually was a jumping kitten.
Sakaki blushed as she saw it jumping around on the floor and began off on a mental journey about jumping kittens.
By the time she got back, the phone was no longer ringing. Sakaki blushed again, this time in embarrassment, and waited
for a call back. BBBBRINGGG! The phone rang again. She answered it, accidentally placing her hand in the mouth and
getting an electric shock. She dropped the phone in surprise and pain. Even her cat phone bit her. She picked the phone
back up and answered it.

"Hello?" she said in a monotonous voice.

"Hi, Sakaki-san!" said a cheery voice on the other end. "It's Chiyo! I'm having a snow party in front of my house the entire day!
Would you-"

"I'll be there," said Sakaki. Chiyo blinked in surprise, and then smiled. There's Sakaki-san for you.

"Great," said Chiyo. "See you!"

"Bye." Sakaki-san hung up and almost burst with happiness. She was going to a snow party! How long had it been since she had
been to a snow party?

Chiyo put down the phone and thought for a moment. Who else was in her class? There was Tomo, Yomi, and Kaorin. She decided
to call Tomo first.

Tomo's phone rang. She threw down her bowl of cereal and ran upstairs freakishly fast for her phone. The bowl of cereal broke.
"Oops!" she called down the stairs. "SorryMomI'llcleanthatuplaterthephone'sringing!!" She ran into her room and picked up the phone.
Now, anyone sensible who doesn't know anything about Azumanga Daioh would say that only a fool would run up the stairs or toss
their cereal bowl. The thing is, though, that Tomo was a fool, and a very foolish fool at that, and a very energetic very foolish fool at that.
Unfortunately, she didn't have any real talent, so she wasted all her energy. She was mean, careless, and pretty stupid. You might be thinking
that this is no way to live life. Actually, it suited her perfectly, and she loved it.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed into the phone. "Who is it?"

"GAAH!" Chiyo held her ears in pain. "Hi... Tomo... chan..."

"Hey, Chiyo-chan! What's wrong? Did my scream surprise you? I bet it did, huh? Oh! Oh! SKILLS."

"Yeah..." Chiyo got the pressure out of her ears and said, "I'm having a snow party outside my house all day. Wanna come?"

"SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Tomo screamed. "WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT
okayI'llbethereinafewbye." Tomo hung up the phone and ran down the stairs. "OkaybyeMomI'mgonnagotoChiyo'splace'cuzshe'shavin'apartyyyyy!!!"

"Bye," Tomo's mom said as if she couldn't care less. Then, something occurred to her. "Hey, Tomo!" she shouted. "Clean up this cereal!"

So anyway, that be chapter 2, r&r&bh, and yeah.