Life 2

What Did I Whisper?

It was the next morning. Sakura woke up with a scream. "I WANT MY TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Don't scream! Yeah" He threw a pillow right at her face. When the pillow dropped she screamed again, "WHY THE HELL AM I IN DEIDARA'S ROOM?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Because you were unconscious. Yeah. You're lucky I felt sad for you. Yeah. I mean, I could have left you with the flesh-eating rats and the blood-sucking spiders. Or maybe the roaches and ants will get you when you start to sleep, because those living things are retarded. Yeah. They think that anyone that slept on the floor has decayed Yeah"

Sakura was officially creeped out. "ITACHI!!!!!!!!!" She ran out of the room and went straight to Itachi's room. "Itachi, Deidara kidnapped me!"

Now she looked around the room and found a sleeping Itachi. He was sleeping so peacefully that she didn't want to him up. She slowly backed out. What she didn't notice was the boots behind her. Sakura tripped.

"Sakura, are you ok?" Itachi was right next to her, wide awake.

"How the hell did you that?!"

"Do what?"

"Never mind." Sakura got up and went to the kitchen. "What's for breakfast?"

She saw Kisame frying some fish and he just poured in a liquid that was labeled Bug Blood. He was wearing some pajamas that had colorful fishes on them. Kisame smiled really wide because it was his favorite food that he was cooking. "Want to know?"

"No! Anyways, what's in the fridge?" She opened the refrigerator and there were some really big pieces of meat. She started drooling. There was a few fish and at the back were some clear glasses of what looked like blood. On the top were the same thing except frozen.

"Do you have any normal food?"

Kisame shrugged, "There's some fruits and veggies and eggs in those cabinets."

"You keep eggs in the cabinets."

"Hey! Some people like them rotten!"

"You eat rotten eggs?"

"No, we always dare Tobi to eat them. Usually he throws up, but lately he's been having diarrhea. It's so funny! You should watch him some time." He was grinning again. She opened the cabinets and her jaw dropped. There must have been more than a million canned foods in there. She opened all the kitchen cabinets and they were all canned food.

"Are you people poor or what?"

"No, we just don't want to go shopping." Sasori had said that. Sasori was wearing a brown t-shirt that said I PWN ALL NOOBS and baggy pants. He reached for some canned corn and cocktail. "Where's the meat?"

"At the bottom" Hidan yawned. Hidan was wearing a Count Dracula costume. He took out one of the blood-filled glasses.

Sakura looked at him. "What? I love this costume!"

"I want some cereal"

Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. "Go buy it yourself. Yeah" Deidara was half-awake and reaching for a bowl and three "rotten" eggs. Deidara was wearing a black t-shirt that had Family Guy skeletons on it. He was also wearing some shorts. He also took out a can of meat.

"What do I eat this time?" Tobi cheerfully went into the kitchen. He was wearing an orange nightgown. Deidara cracked all three eggs and dropped the shells inside. "Here. Yeah"

"Delicious!" Tobi rubbed his hands together and started eating. "Where's the exit to this cave?"

"We can't tell you" Kakuzu came in eating a heart. Kakuzu was wearing the usual Akatsuki uniform.

"But you people make me sick."

"You don't look sick"

"Sakura, if you really feel sick, you can lay down." Itachi was wearing all black.

RING

The Akatsuki groaned. "Right now? Yeah"

They all went out of the kitchen except Sakura and Itachi.

"Are you sure you'll be alright?"

"Yeah, I'll be alright! As long as I don't go through any rooms I think are dangerous."

"Are you sure?"

"Yep!" Itachi went out of the room right after she said that.

Does Itachi really love me? I DON'T KNOW!!!! STOP TRYING TO ASK ME!!!!! Wait, I am me! I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!! Ok, starting now………stop talking to myself.

She waited in the kitchen. Then she got bored so she went exploring in all the other bedrooms.

At the End of the Day

"What are you doing in my room? Yeah" She turned around.

"I didn't explore it that much."

Deidara smirked, "Did you pass by Zetsu's Venus Fly Traps? Yeah. What about Kakuzu's heart collection? Yeah. How about Kisame's carnivorous piranhas? Yeah. Tobi's room is full of masks but they're not spooky and scary at all. Yeah. "Did you pass out when you saw blood everywhere in Hidan's room? On the other hand, what about Sasori's screaming puppets? Yeah. Could you hear their helpless cries? Yeah. Guess you got lost in the Leader's room. Yeah. We were in there. How DID you pass through my traps anyways? Yeah. They were all right back in their place."

Sakura showed him her hand. It was bleeding. "It got bitten. I freaked out when I saw the first heart." Sakura showed him her leg. "This was bitten too. Tobi's masks creeped me out. Why did you say they weren't scary? They were totally scary. I got blood all over me. Sasori's human puppets made me feel uncomfortable. I didn't even go near the Leader's room. Also, I didn't pass through them. I fell for every one. This is the second to last room I needed to explore."

Deidara smiled. "Yay! Yeah. The traps go right back just like I designed it! Yeah"

"I hate you! Do I have to go through them all again?!"

"You know? Yeah. The traps were set on the easiest level. Yeah. Why don't I make you go through the hardest level?"

"Do you have a shower in here?"

"You sleep on the floor! Yeah"

"No fair!"

"Well, you can always get out the hard way! Yeah"

"I'm taking a shower!"

"Sakura, you whispered someone you loved. Right?" Deidara's voice was so serious. Sakura turned around. "What did I whisper?"

Deidara was back to his childish self. 'Not telling! Yeah. I'll tell you in the morning! Yeah"

"You're so mean!"

Lclsurfer: Next chapter, you will know! Wah! I'm crying because of what happened on episode 6 and 7. It was kind of sad.