Life 3

Sleepover

Sakura took a shower and she finally convinced Deidara to let her sleep on the bed. The water was freezing cold. It was ice cold. You could even see ice cubes and shaved ice coming out of the shower.

"Pillow fight! Yeah" Deidara whacked her in the face with rock pillow. He was smiling really big and was totally enjoying that.

"OW! That hurt! You freaking cheated!" Sakura whacked him on the back. It was a normal pillow. Deidara had many pillows and many warm blankets. Also, the good thing was that it was a king-sized bed so they can sleep separately on the same bed. Like, very far away from each other…

They kept hitting each other for ten minutes. Sakura was about to hit him hard on the next hit but Deidara grabbed her arm and pulled her towards him. Then he kissed her. They actually French kissed. Deidara kept playing with her mouth and lips. Just when she was starting to enjoy it, which was seconds later, Deidara pulled away.

"Hey! No cheating on your boyfriend! Yeah. You naughty girl! Yeah"

"You're the one who kissed me first!"

"Ha! Yeah. You should see the look on your face right now! Yeah"

Sakura blushed furiously. "So that meant nothing?"

"Yep! Yeah. I just wanted to see your expression. Yeah. You were surprised. Yeah"

"Whatever. Let's just sleep. Sleep is good for you!"

"Are you lecturing me? Yeah"

"No"

"Good night! Yeah" Then Deidara took most of the blankets and pillows and started sleeping. He was wearing some cute pajamas. They had teddy bears and cute little birds on them. If you didn't know him, you would think that he was just an innocent high school girl in a sleepover. Ok, not exactly innocent looking but you get the point. He let his hair out and was sleeping peacefully.

"Hey! Give me some blankets! You took most of it!"

"The better! I want you to feel cold! Yeah. Too bad, but that's the life of the Akatsuki! Yeah"

"Oh! Well, that life only counts for Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, and Kisame. Yeah. The rest are as snug as a bug in a rug! Yeah"

"Deidara? Why do you look like a girl?" Sakura just wanted to annoy Deidara for fun. It actually worked.

"You're dead! Yeah" Deidara threw three of those rocky pillows and they exploded right in front of her face. They were smoke bombs but since they were so close to her, she still got damaged and she coughed a lot. She tried to cover her face but her eyes stung like crazy and Sakura was really busy trying not to inhale too much smoke. Deidara smirked triumphantly.

He said something, "Tomorrow, let's have some more fun!" Then he gave a thumbs up.

Sakura coughed. "You like having fun too much." Then she drifted off to sleep while still coughing. Deidara stared at the door for a while. Then he suspiciously went under the covers and fell into a deep sleep.

Someone in the Shadows Behind the Door

"Heh, heh. Itachi would totally want to hear about this……."

The Next Morning

Deidara yawned. "I didn't get enough sleep. Yeah" He was in the kitchen with a big white t-shirt and baggy pants. It looked like he had slept in them. But you know, he slept in cute pajamas. XD

"Sure you were…you were having too much fun playing around Itachi's girlfriend, Sakura." Sasori smirked. Deidara froze. They were the only ones there. The rest were still sleeping. A few minutes later, everyone would be in the kitchen. "And you were such cute clothing. I want some too!"

"How do you know? Yeah" Sasori laughed.

"I put it on everyone's door, WITH A PICTURE!!!!!!!" Kisame smiled so wide that it hurt. He came in with a photo. "I took many pictures but everyone got the one where you two were having a pillow fight." Sasori laughed more. Kisame whispered closely to Deidara, "You're lucky I didn't give everyone the photo of you making out with Sakura. The only reason is because you're a good friend who plays with me. Here's the second copy, that's right! I'm totally blackmailing you!"

Deidara slammed his head on the table. "I wonder how Itachi will respond. Yeah. He's probably pissed off. Yeah. Stupid Kisame…."

Hidan and Kakuzu came snickering. "Haha! Is this true? I want to see you wear you wittle jimmies now little girl." "Yeah, I can totally sell this on the internet. I can see headline news everywhere! The Life of a School Girl with DEIDARA!!!!!!!! I love that!" Zetsu looked around suspiciously. Sasori asked him, "Did you see Deidara's picture?" "I ate it. It was delicious."

Kisame shrunk. "You ate the picture? That cost me twenty bucks just for one copy! Wah!" Itachi walked into the kitchen as usual looking like he saw nothing at all. He took out some canned food and started eating. Deidara had just finished so he stood up to go away, but Itachi suddenly stood up. He was angry.

"Why were you with Sakura?" There was dead silence as the Akatsuki watched them both. It looked like Itachi wanted to fight. He gulped. This was going to turn bad.

Hahahahaha! Look at Deidara! He looks so much like a girl! It makes me wonder if Deidara really is a guy!"

"Ah! Where did you get that photo?"

"I don't know either! I just found this on my door. Haha! It's so funny!"

"Don't you see me?"

"What? What are you talking abou- oh! That's you?! OMG!!!!! I didn't notice there."

"How can you not?"

"Hey! I was too focused on Deidara."

"Whatever"

The kitchen was so silent. Sakura went in. Everyone was frozen and looking at Sakura and Tobi.

"What?"

"Nothing" Itachi muttered. He brushed past them. Deidara sighed with relief. He was going away too.

"Wait! You forgot about something!"

"And what would that be? Yeah"

"What did I did I say?"

Deidara stared at her. "Do you really want to know?"

"Yes"

"Do you really really want to know?"

"Yes!"

"Do you really really really want to know?"

"YES!"

"Really really really really really really really really?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY?"

"Shut up and tell me!"

"Ok! You whispered…DRUM ROLL!!!!!!!" Kisame took out some drums and did a drum roll.

"You whispered…………………………………………MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?! You said I whispered someone that I loved dearly."

"Don't you love your mommy? Yeah"

"Yes, but I was expecting Itachi."

"Eh, what can you do? Yeah" Then Deidara casually walked away.

"What about school?"

"Next week. Yeah"

"Just because you don't want to go to school doesn't mean I want to learn!" Sakura furiously walked away.

Lclsurfer: I can't even think here! It took me three freaking days to finish this! Ignore this, I'm just mourning……stupid Chris! He just had to tell them! I hate you! Now they keep bothering me about it! I will kill you Chris! Wah! (This happened the Monday after Easter when I went back to school)

HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, it was supposed to be, but for some reason Fanfiction didn't let me upload this thing for a few days.