Life 5
Deidara, Deidara, Deidara, the Mall
"ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok, fine! I'll talk! Let's just sit down in the kitchen and have a nice chat."
Sakura stopped. "Yay!"
They walked together into the kitchen and Itachi started.
"Well it goes like this. He was like fifteen years old…."
"Aw…show me a picture! He must looked so cute!"
"Yeah, he didn't wear a ponytail…"
"AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WELL, he walked up to our hideout. He was all covered with blood and injuries all over. It was raining really hard. Anyways, he asked to join the Akatsuki. The leader was in a hologram and he started the torture stage for him. He had to go into a room and dress up like a maid.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ANYWAYS, when he came out, he was all happy and…clean…and…bright…really…really…bright."
Sakura squealed. "OMG!!!! You must have a picture around!"
"The leader was surprised so he made another torture stage. It was to serve as a maid for a week. He did an extremely good job with a cheerful smile everyday."
"OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!"
"Hey, what's up with you two? Yeah. Don't tell me you were making out here. Yeah. Because if you did, I'll totally explode everything you touched. Yeah"
Sakura looked at him excitedly. "Do you have a picture? Please!" She came up to him and was jumping a lot.
"What? Yeah" It took him a while until he figured out what she was talking about.
"What the hell Itachi? Yeah"
"It's called revenge."
Deidara ran away crying. Sakura felt sad for him so she didn't go after him. "I made Deidara sad." Itachi patted her head like a dog. "Oh! I know!" Itachi stopped. "Let's make a dare."
"Deidara!" Sakura banged the door since she knew the traps were on. Deidara opened the door. "What?" He was still crying. He still looked so cute when he was crying. "How about we make a deal?"
"What kind of deal?"
"It's one where you'll have fun."
"Fun? What is it?"
"Eh, I don't know yet. I was thinking that you would have an idea and interrupt me." Deidara's head dropped. Then he hit Sakura on the head annoyingly. "Ow!" "That's what you get for not having an idea! Yeah. Well, I do have an idea though. Yeah"
"It's money. Yeah."
"Money? You sound like Kakuzu."
"Whatever, in the mall, you have to make people laugh as entertainment. Yeah. Each person or team gets an empty suitcase to put the money in. Yeah. If you want to make people laugh, of course for you, it'll have to be embarrassing. Yeah. Right?" Deidara still had tear stains, but he went back to his old self. This was to think of a worse case scenario.
"So that means whoever gets the most money at the end of the day wins. Right?"
"Yep! Yeah. And I'm not telling you what happens when you lose." Then Deidara smiled. Sakura started crying instantly when she heard that. That just made Deidara smile bigger. "The two teams are the Team Akatsuki and Team Sakura." Sakura cried even more. Then she stopped instantly like when she started crying. "I at least want Itachi on my team. He's my boyfriend."
"Fine" Deidara didn't care.
"Hey! How come you didn't care?"
"Because stupid, Itachi is like Sasuke. Yeah. They're both emo. Yeah. How do you expect to make Itachi funny? Yeah"
"I hate it when you're right."
School
"Hey, after school, do want to go to the mall?"
"Sure"
"Shikamaru? Want to go?"
"Whatever"
"That's settled."
Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru all walked back to class after that conversation.
Sakura's House
Sakura's mom was still in mourning. Sakura's dad just went into a rage. They called the police already but the police had no luck whatsoever.
The Secret Cave
Sakura had dressed up Itachi to look like a clown, but somehow, it didn't fit him. It didn't even look funny. Sakura sighed. She knew that she had already lost. "This sucks."
Lclsurfer: I don't know why. I just scream at every image of any Akatsuki member. Especially Itachi and Deidara. Mostly Deidara. I totally bet that I'll scream like crazy when Sasori shows himself. (Sasori vs. Chiyo and Sakura) That's right. I have something wrong with my mind.