Life 7

KND Style

"You just made me cry."

"How? Yeah" Deidara grinned at that thought.

"Because I know you more than anyone else here. You're more social than anybody else I know. Ok, you're considered shy by normal standards because you only talked to the Akatsuki, but everyone knows you're evil so they don't talk to you. Anyways, I know your thoughts like the back of my palm. Even though I don't know your plans, I know enough to decide whether your thoughts are evil or bad."

Everybody looked at her. "What?"

"That was wordy." Itachi showed no signs of expressing what he was thinking.

"Soooooo?"

"That was wordy." Itachi was still expressionless.

"Your point?"

Kisame had a confused expression on his face. "We don't un…"

"Ok, ok! Yeah. Let's get started on how we totally torture this lovey-dovey couple. Yeah. Let's leave them alone to make out while we choose the best horrifying scene ever. Yeah" He started making gagging noises. Then he started making this whole drama scene on barfing.

Sakura and Itachi looked at each other. Then they both looked away and said, "No way" They both did this simultaneously. Even though they loved each other and made out a few times already. It was starting to feel awkward.

One minute later

"That was fast."

"Too bad. Yeah. We think fast! Yeah"

Kisame cheered, "Yay, finally, you let us in on the good stuff! Therefore, we don't have to figure what you're doing now! Yay!"

Hidan sulked, "I can't believe I'm doing this! I should have agreed after you told us. No!"

Kakuzu smiled, "I like the idea!"

"Me too" "Yeah, it's going to be fun!" Zetsu was talking to himself.

Tobi and Deidara danced together. That is something you don't see everyday, let me rephrase that. That's something you will never see ever again.

Sakura stared. "This plan is going to suck"

"Exactly"

They looked at each other again. Gosh, I'm starting to think that there's something between them. Oh wait! There is!

Deidara smirked. "Meet me at school on Sunday night. Yeah"

She just remembered something. "After that, I get to go to school!" She smiled. "But you're going with me." She frowned. "Today is Friday. Two more days right?" She sighed in content.

"Yep! We have to get the props ready." Hidan was still sulking. Deidara patted him while grinning. "Don't worry!"

Sakura started to tense. Itachi walked away cheerfully. He actually started skipping. Sakura stared. Then she grabbed a handful of his cloak and stared. "What?" They were alone again because the rest of them happily went to school while Hidan slowly sulked by.

"You acted cheerful…"

"I like to dress up and put on make up!"

Sakura looked at him like he was a crazy psychopath. "You know that a girl thing right?"

"Nooooooooo…………………"

"Really? Are you sure?"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss…………………"

She blinked a few times. "I don't care anymore."

Operation DISASTER

Distract Itachi Singing And Sakura Trying Emergency Room

(I wanted to do that operation title with Kids Next Door)

"Ok, I think we found them! They're together and I forgot how they looked like. What color hair do they have? Is it blue and purple? Ow!"

"You idiot! It's Sakura and Itachi! We're supposed to distract them long enough so they can't go anywhere around the school! Got that?"

"Kinda…"

Sasori and Tobi were spying on the couple. Since Itachi and Sakura had a lot of time on their hands, they decided to go another date. They were at a pizza place and the toppings they chose were all. That included rat meat, fungus, and many other things that were taken from the sewers. The drinks were toilet water already used.

"Ugh! Ew! Can we go to somewhere that doesn't include creepy, scary, or disgusting, abnormal, really expensive, fancy? Can we go somewhere that normal kids go to?"

Itachi thought about that for a while. "Depends on what you mean."

"Normal kids"

"Ok"

"Hey!" She just got blindfolded.

5 minutes later

"When I said normal kids, I meant teens! Not toddlers!"

"You weren't specific!"

"Deidara would let me go anywhere."

Itachi narrowed his eyes. "Never talk about him ever again." With that, he left in a flash. Sakura looked outside. "Um, where am I?

Lclsurfer: For once in my life, I actually studied for a test. Studying doesn't work for me. It hates me for some reason. Oh! I keep forgetting this. Daniel Radcliffe cut his hair. Looks weird. Haha! Itachi and Sakura in McDonalds with those play places. Can you imagine them in one of those ball pits? It makes me feel sad that I still have two weeks of school left and other people are already out of school! Wah! My yearbook is so colorful but it looks a PICTURE BOOK!!!!!!!!!