Life 8

Underestimation of a Weakling

"This way. Yeah" Deidara was leading arguing couple to school. The only clue was that they just had to pass through one of the hallways. She knew something was going to be bad because he was smiling and she already heard the word props.

Sakura and Itachi gasped. Even though it was just one hallway, it was the main one and it looked exactly like a haunted house.

"Happy Halloween! Yeah. Here's the rules. You each have to go one by one and if you scream twice, you have to another one of my schemes. Hey Itachi! I never heard you scream. Yeah. Better or your little Sakura will have to go alone. Yeah" He smirked. Itachi frowned.

"Itachi is going first! Yeah" He calmly took a step in. Sakura had to get out of the hallway. He looked back at her.

A few seconds later

Deidara looked bored and disappointed. "Well, looks like he went through the course easily. Here's a piece of paper he wrote on for you. Yeah" He blushed on the next thing he said. "I read it to make sure that he wasn't cheating. He reluctantly gave Sakura the piece of paper.

Sakura unfolded it. Here's what it says

First paragraph THAT GUY

Second paragraph SAKURA

To that guy: You're a despicable person. I already know that you're going to read this. Good bye.

Dear Sakura,

I love you so much. Anyways, it's not that scary. I passed it so easily in just a few seconds. So you can probably pass it easily in a few minutes. Oh, I can't cheat. So, I'm just going to tell you to never touch the-----------------Well, good luck. I'm going to give you a big fat kiss when you come out.

Sakura blushed. "I can see what you mean. What's that big smudge?"

"Oh! Itachi tried to cheat. He went somewhere and it surprised him. Yeah. If he was surprised, then you would totally scream a million times. Yeah"

Sakura widened her eyes. "Are you making my trip scarier?"

"No! Yeah. It's much more milder. Just to be safe, we put it on the Barney level. Itachi's level was Blood and Gore. Yeah"

"No fair! You're underestimating me…………..yeah"

"Totally. Yeah. Wait a minute. Are you copying my habit to annoy me? Yeah"

"Maybe. Yeah"

"Shut up! Yeah"

"Hey! Yeah. I'm getting good at this. Yeah"

"Just go in. Yeah. I'm going to make you cry when you come out. Yeah." Deidara roughly pushed her into the hallway.

The first thing she noticed was that it totally changed. It now looked like one of those children's' haunted house. Except this one was completely designed as baby's haunted house with smiling pumpkins and ghosts. There was even friendly witches and they were all toys and plastic and plushies. Sakura's jaw dropped. "He completely underestimated me. No fair!"

"What's up?" Sakura started laughing as she saw Kisame. He was dressed as a dumb shark. It was a costume that smelled of lilacs. She laughed so much. He looked so ridiculous.

"Blah!" Sakura screamed. She looked behind and saw Hidan dressed like that vampire guy on Sesame Street. After she screamed, she started laughing.

Hidan growled in low voice. "Shut up! Just keep going."

She went through the curtain and saw Zetsu. She laughed and got scared by another surprise attack. Tobi popped out of nowhere. "Since you already screamed, you can go through one of these two curtains. Which one will you choose?"

"Um, I like pink. So I'll pick that one instead of the blood red curtain."

She went through and it became the worst moment of her life. She started crying. Then she saw a light. It was Itachi. She ran to him and hugged. She cried even harder.

"I wanted to be with you. You lied! I can't pass through this alone. You said it would be easy. You freaking lied Itachi."

For some reason, Itachi let go of her and smiled. Then he made a hand sign and it was actually Deidara.

"Boo"

Sakura cried as loud as she could. "DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She opened the doors that led outside and showed that she passed the hallway. She went to the real Itachi and was crying in his arms. The thing the Akatsuki noticed the most was Itachi glaring intensely at Deidara. His eyes were full of despise. They were of the bloodline limit, Sharingan. And Deidara was staring back with a smirk on his face.

Itachi mouthed some words to him.

If you ever hurt her again, I will make sure to kill you.

"Oh really? Just you try to get me. Yeah"

He said this loud enough for everyone to hear. Even Sakura…………….and she was the one crying.

Shikamaru's House

"Your house is so fun!"

"Well, you're supposed to leave now!"

"Let's talk one more thing and then we leave."

"What?"

"Are you still in a love triangle with Ino and Temari?"

"I told you already. I don't want to talk about it."

"You're going to lose both of them when Sasuke comes back."

"I forgot why Sasuke wasn't at school."

"Ahem. Assuming that Itachi and Sasuke are on vacation."

"I heard that they're coming back tomorrow."

"Ok, now, bye!"

"Fine, bye!"

"BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lclsurfer: Happy birthday Itachi! Aw. I made him mad in this chapter. I passed my benchmark! I still have one more week of school. (Crying as hard as Sakura)