Life 9

Back to School

"Yay! Back to school! Yay! I'm going to education!"

The Akatsuki groaned as Sakura cheered.

"No! My eyes are burning!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wah! I don't like school!"

(Whispers) "Hey, that's actually a good idea!"

Sakura's Class

"Hi, why are you here?"

"You don't remember me?"

"Nope!"

"Hinata! For real!"

"Fine, I remember you!"

She whispered to Sakura. "Kakashi is going to explain about the letter that you have to bring home."

"What letter?" Sakura got confused.

"Ha! You don't even know about the letter! How dumb are you, Sakura?"

"Oh yeah, well, you're a pig!"

"So not, you're just jealous that a million guys love me and not you. I have a hot boyfriend and you do not." Ino stuck her fat tongue out. Then she gestured to Sasuke and when he came over, she kissed him on the cheek. Sakura's jaws dropped.

"How the…what the…omg! Sasuke, I thought you were supposed to be so obsessed with killing Itachi that you wouldn't care about anything else." Sasuke scowled. "I'm only with her for the bazooka, the cannon, and the guns. And I'm not that obsessed! I only came to her for the weapons."

"Seems like you are because you went to her for weapons. Weapons that can kill Itachi. Weapons equal killing your crazy brother which I seem to be in love with."

"Hey! Why aren't you looking at me? Look at me, Sasuke! Not her!"

RING RING

"Oh wow, the bell just rang! Let's go!"

Kakashi came in thirty minutes late. "So sorry! I saw this little cat and it was so cute so I started petting it. Then I didn't see the time so here I am."

"LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh well, here's the letter. If you have it signed on the first one, then you can go through this whole lesson the rest of the week. If you have it signed on the second one, then you don't have to go! Remember, if you don't go, then you have to take part in Gai's class. If there's too much then we put some of you in Kurosaki's class. If there's no space at all, then you have to go through the volunteer Akatsuki group. They designed a haunted house that they want you to try."

Sakura looked at the piece of paper. It was talking about sex and the reproductive system. "Oh god no!

After School

"Where do you think you're going? Yeah"

"Home"

"Your home is that way."

"No it isn't."

"I'll forge it for you. Your parents would want you to take this lesson. Yeah. But if you go to Gai's class, you'll be wearing spandexes throughout the whole week. Yeah. That will be your new uniform. If you go to Kurosaki's, you'll be hit in the face all the time. Yeah. You'll all be his target practice for the day. It's the one class he enjoys the most, so it really stings. Yeah. Unless you want to go through the haunted house again. Every time, it's the most dangerous and scariest we've ever thought of. Yeah"

Sakura frowned. She was weighing which one was better. "Which one will you sign?"

"Since you like education, I'm signing that one. Yeah"

"I demand a vote, Hinata! Come here." Ever since Naruto and Hinata kissed, they've been inseparable. It was getting kind of annoying to find some spare time with her. Hinata came but backed away when she saw Deidara. She then bit her lip and walked slowly to them. "What?"

"First or second line? If you had a choice, which one?"

"Um…first!"

Sakura sighed. "Here." She reluctantly gave it to him.

Deidara smirked. "Just so you know, we're taking the course too. We failed that one every year so we take it repeatedly. Yeah. Kakashi was just lying to the class. I talked to the rest of you class. Yeah. The ones who don't want to go is enough extra space for two classes. Yeah"

"Do you fail every class? Every Akatsuki member?"

"Actually, we're all in the highest classes with an A plus averages. Except Kisame, he's dumb. He's an A minus average. Yeah"

Sakura's jaw dropped. "Then what about that class?"

"We just fail it to creep out the younger students. Disgust them and make them vomit if you might say so. Yeah"

Sakura gulped. Big mistake. Well duh, you just fail into his trap! YOU DUNCE!!!!!!!!!! You might've survived the spandexes and the chalkboard erasers and the haunted house!

"Is Ino going?"

"Yep. Yeah"

She smiled.

Lclsurfer: (Cries) Deidara! I read chapter 358 a few days ago and I'm thinking he's dying. Wah! Then this other person was making me sad by saying that Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi were going to die! He said that the unknown, Zetsu, and the leader would be living. It makes me feel so sad! That Akatsuki are falling apart! No! Wah! Yay! I reserved Harry Potter 7 for 40 percent off! Um…I still need two volumes of Death Note, Vampire Plagues (third book), and Eclipse (when it comes out). Oh yeah, every time I try to change my password, it won't work!

Ps: DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!