Life 11

Break Up Itachi and Sakura

Sakura gaped at the wall. Omg! This is either Deidara or Ino's work. It's obvious! Ino wants to break us up because she's jealous. Deidara would want to do this, well, that's just like him to do this kind of stuff. I hate the both of them so much! Almost the whole school was there. Even the teachers were there and Tsunade was yelling at the wall like it was it's fault that it had graffiti on it.

She turned and ran after Sasori. "Sasori!"

"What?" Sasori was getting irritated because he wanted to be on time. "You get one minute. It could've been five minutes but Deidara just had to wake up late. So it held everybody up."

"Why did everyone want to go together? Usually I see you people going separately…."

Sasori smirked. Then he pointed at the wall that was painted on. "That's the reason."

"It's Deidara."

"Nope. He didn't write on the wall, neither does he want to break you guys up. I mean, he would enjoy it, but he's not that stupid to go against Itachi. Omg! Even Itachi pointed the finger on him for that. You know, you're making me feel ashamed of my partner. Bye! Time's up!"

"But you're my cousin! My blood! I know you know!"

"Just because we're family doesn't mean I have to treat you as one"

It was Ino. It just had to be. She sighed. Today was a bad day. She was stuck with the Akatsuki. When she had gone back to the benches, Itachi was there waiting for her. He had arranged to be in all her classes the whole day. And learning about the reproductive system just made it worse. All of them would be there. Sakura appreciated Itachi for being protective, but he was starting to get really clingy and overly protective. It was starting to look like they would break up soon. This would mean that Ino would get what she wanted. In addition, she didn't want that.

Recess

Hinata didn't talk to her at all today. "Hey Saku…woah! Um…I'll see you later." Naruto ran off. He was probably looking for Hinata. People were seriously avoiding her more than usual. Sakura didn't know why people were so scared today. When she was with Itachi before, people were cautious, but they still talked to her.

It must because of that wall. They must know Itachi would be more dangerous now.

Sakura was bored. There was nothing to do. Itachi was just glaring at people that passed them. She almost wished that the Akatsuki was with her.

Everyone was having fun but her.

Lunch

She sat on the table where the Akatsuki usually sat, at the back corner to the left. She sat next to the window staring. She had stalled enough time to get away from Itachi for a few minutes. The rest of the group came to their usual spot. Itachi was with them. They didn't even hesitate. Ok, I feel like showing the arrangements.

Deidara was right next to her. Itachi was right in front of her. Sasori was in diagonal. All three of them had surrounded her. Deidara stared at her unmoving with a smirk on his face. Sasori was like a puppet and his eyes didn't blink so that made it kind of creepy. Itachi was staring at her too.

This is how they usually sit.

Sasori Deidara Tobi Zetsu

Kisame Hidan Kakuzu Itachi

"What? You're creeping me out."

"Break up Itachi and Sakura. Yeah. Wonder who could've done that on the wall, if I did know…" Deidara leaned more and whispered in her ear. "I would totally thank because Itachi is like a magnet right now. Never seen him more obsessed."

Sakura slammed her head onto the table.

"What did you say to her?"

"Yeah. I said I would totally be sad for you because I know how much in love you two are. Yeah"

Sakura was still banging herself to notice and correct him that wasn't true. Both parts of it. "Then why are you both staring at me?"

"You mean three. Yeah. Right?"

"No. I already know one of them. Now tell me why are you and Sasori staring at me?"

"Sadly, we feel sorry for you. I don't know why." He started stifling a laugh.

"Bye!" Deidara jumped up and ran outside. Even inside, everybody could hear Deidara laughing.

Time to Learn the Reproductive System

Again, Itachi was right next to her in all classes. The rest of the groups were in other random spots. Probably to scare the other people around them. They did get scared.

All throughout the whole lesson, the Akatsuki answered the questions using all the disgusting and they used more adjectives to make it more disgusting. Especially Deidara because he always repeated those words, pretending to stutter every time so he can get a chance at repeating. Itachi said nothing, but he was twitching every time Kakashi asked a question. This made it clear Itachi was holding back and wanted to join in.

At the end of the lesson, Sakura turned green. Five students had already left to the nurse. She opened the door. Sakura started breathing deeply.

"Fresh air! I love you!" The wall with those words was still there. "You still have tomorrow. Yeah"

"Shut up!"

"Just reminding you. Yeah"

"Don't, next time."

"But I feel like it. Yeah" Deidara pouted.

Deidara's POV

Morning comes and Deidara asks Sasori something. "Please Sasori. Yeah. It's probably obvious that she will ask you what happened. So can you help me with a few plans? Yeah"

"No"

"You know. If I hadn't come to you first, the plan would already have been ruined first thing in the morning at school!"

"Well….I don't want this to be over…ok! Bu it's only today, then you have to ask someone else."

"Yes! Yeah"

School

"What did you do?" Itachi was about to punch Deidara in the face.

"What? Yeah"

"Deidara didn't do it, Itachi. But I do know who except I'm telling you because I don't want this to be over yet." Itachi relaxed but warned Deidara. Then he went to Sakura who was on the other side.

"Why did Sasori help you?"

"Because I asked you, you would be obvious. Yeah. You've been with Itachi for a long time. Yeah. He could see right through you. Yeah. Sasori's a puppet." Then Kisame an away.

Recess

"I can see that your plan is working."

"Yep! Sakura is so miserable, I can see her face. Yeah"

Lunch

Staring and staring and staring…"What? You're creeping me out!"

You already read the rest.

Time to Learn the Reproductive System

"Can you repeat the question? Yeah"

After School

Sakura came out looking all green in the face.

You already read about their little conversation.

"Why must you feel like it?"

"Because I do. Yeah. And let's go back to the cave where we can play Speed."

"I don't want to play card games."

"Fine. If you win, I'll tell you who wrote that on the wall. If I win, you have to go in hiding from Itachi for a whole week. Yeah. And you can't tell anyone."

"Ok"

Three minutes later…

"How could you win? Anyways, how would I know that your hands were fast? No fair! I thought you would go easy on me."

"Have I ever?"

Sakura blinked twice. "No"

"Exactly! Yeah. Now don't tell anyone!"

"Is it Ino?"

"I don't know. I lied."

"Curses"

Lclsurfer: Suicide! That's the best he could think of?! No! I don't want him to die! Why? Why does it have to be like this?! I used to like all the Akatsuki. Now I hate Itachi! Kill him! Kill Itachi I say! I hate Sasuke and Itachi. Itachi made Sasuke like that. He wouldn't have made Deidara commit suicide! Suicide of all things!