Life 13
Opposite Day
In celebration of Opposite Day, I'm writing this for it. I don't know if there's an official date for it, but I don't care. I'm just writing down what's in my head. GO OPPOSITE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remembered they used to celebrate this at my school so whatever. Yay! I'm going to see how long I can make this when I finally run out of ideas for this chapter.
Today is Friday. Friday! But why do I feel so sad? Maybe it's because I don't get to spend time with the Akatsuki at school. Hey! I get bored easily. Well, at least I get to spend time with other people this time. Damn Ino and Deidara.
Sakura was now sleeping in the living room and was snoring on the couch. Looking like one of those fat guys on tv where they're on the couch with a bag of chips on their stomach. A potato couch! She was dreaming about food. "BOO!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed in surprise and woke up with a jolt. It was Pein again. Aww...I thought he would go back to his normal life. Living in bedroom, full of darkness, no one to talk to, playing and talking to yourself, eating and sleeping alone for all of eternity...hey! That sounds pretty awesome!
"Oh, it's you." Sakura was a little disapointed. She was expecting someone else to wake her up. Actually she was expecting two people. Itachi would've been sad and would've wanted to be with through the night. Itachi was completely quiet yesterday. Deidara would've wanted to annoy her through the whole night.
If they met, they would want to to fight each other. Well, Itachi wanted to. He threw shurikens at Deidara but it was actually a clay clone and they all figured out he was sleeping in the kitchen with marking all over his face. Obhviously, Pein got bored and wanted Deidara to stay. But Deidara fell asleep and Pein just happened to find a black marker. When the Akatsuki found him, they were in a uproar. He woke up and went to the bathroom and found swirly patterns on his cheeks, along with whiskers beside his nose, raccoon eyes, a beard, but the one that absolutely ticked him off was the one on his forehead. Pein had written:
I LUV SAKURA
There was hearts surrounding all over that. Sakura snickered at that. She was still annoyed that Pein wrote that though.
(poke) (poke) (poke) Sakura went back to reality. She found Pein poking her. "What?"
Pein had his puppy eyes on. "Will you play with me?"
"No"
Pein made his puppy eye look way cuter. "Pretty please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?" Sakura was struggling now. She closed her eyes but the voice was also so cute.
"Please?"
"Ah! The Akatsuki will always beat me! Aww! You're so cute! What do you want to play?"
"Dress up!"
"WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY IN HELL WOULD I DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But it's Opposite Day! That means Akatsuki gets controlled by you. You know you want to cross dress them. Just to get revenge? Just so you know, I want to dress in a pink dress with lots of frills in it!"
"I get to control the Akatsuki?" Sakura was shocked by that thought. Controlling the Akatsuki...mwhahahahaha! SHANNARO!!!!!! MAKE THEM DO LABOR AND MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE ANGELS!!!!!! MWHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MAKE THEM MISERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pein interrupted her thoughts of planning to take down the Akatsuki. "I'm still the Leader so you can only cross dress them and embarrass anywhere you want. Here's a pill so you can work nonstop without starving. Yeah! Let's go shopping! At eleven is when you can show off us Akatsuki to the public. Hurry! We only have three hours of shopping!"
Sakura had a evil look on her face when she left the hideout.
Some Famous Clothings Store with Everything in it
"Why are we here? Yeah. I know what you're going to do Sakura. Yeah. I will kill you if I have to wear a dress! Yeah" Deidara growled. The Akatsuki had been complaining throughout the whole trip.
Sakura still had that evil look on her face. "Thanks for giving me that information. Now what kind of dresses do you hate the most?"
"Gothic lolita" Itachi said out loud, clearly wanting everyone surrounding them to know about that. "Kya! That's perfect for you Deidara! I wasn't thinking of that, but that's perfect. Just great for you!"
Deidara had hissing sounds and threatened everyone that passed by. "Now I want you people to be quiet. But if you want to give me advice, just spit it out. Let's go to the dresses first!"
Dresses
Sakura decided on who to get dresses for. That was Pein, Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi. She remembered a female
Akatsuki member. Yep! There was a girl in the Akatsuki. Oh well, until next time. (Next time is when they reveal her name)
Sakura went to the kids' section to look for dress for Pein. Finally found one that was pink with white frills all over it. There was even a pink rose on it. Sasori's was next. Sakura decided to have a business look for him so she found a brown toxedo dress. (I think there's such a thing like that) Tobi's was an orange night gown. It was really long for him that it was like a wedding dress. There was also really long sleeves that they reached Tobi's knees. Both of them complained throughout the wholt time. Pein enjoyed it all.
Deidara was another story. "NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to do this!"
"Fine! If we go shopping alone for all your materials last, would you quit complaining?"
"Yes. Yeah" Deidara calmed down. They both noticed something. They were holding hands. They broke away, both red on their faces.
Just Plain Girl's Clothing
Um, that would be Hidan, Itachi (still awkward), Kakuzu, and Kisame. Zetsu is wearing something special. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Uh, Kakuzu took a striped shirt with blue and white. He also took camoflauge pants and plainly said, "Done" Hidan just sat there, pouting. "NO! NEVER!!!!!!!"
"Don't act like Deidara! Oh come on! Just because of that, here's a flowery pinky blouse for you. Also with these long bell bottom jeans with lots of sequins shaped like hearts. Mwhahaha!"
Hidan had a horrified look on her face. He stood there frozen. Then a few minutes later, this is him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone looked at him. Then they started whispering stuff like he's weird. And what's a guy doing here buying girls' clothing? Sakura's next victim: Kisame
Kisame was just standing there until he finally noticed. Sakura was staring at him with an evil glint in her eye. "What?" Then Kisame finally realized what was going to happen. And this is how he reacted. First, a horrified look in his eye. Then..."No! NO! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! I am not wearing dresses or girl's clothing! You can't make me!"
Sakura had a cute look on her face. The same one that Pein used this morning. Except, obviously Pein's puppy eye look is way cuter. "Don't worry! I passed the dresses section. You're not wearing normal clothes. You wearing pajamas! You're too masculine for that kind of stuff! Good for you. You're so much like a guy (coughs) fish that you have to wear more baggier clothes."
"Yay!"
So Sakura chose pink pajamas with Hello Kitty on it. Kisame went back to his sulky state. Sakura felt sympathy for Itachi. Mainly because he used to be her girlfriend, uhhhhhh...I mean boyfriend. What? Don't look at me like that! He looks like an old woman. Old! Woman! A black t-shirt with normal jeans.
Zetsu's Special
"Mwhahahaha! I'm so sorry Zetsu! But this idea is too good for my own good. Let's celebrate the summer together!"
What Zetsu's special was a Hawaiian dancer outfit. You know, since it's cross-dressing, he has to wear a bra too! Now I feel sad for sad for Zetsu. Tch! Oh well, I'm not changing it.
Shoes
Pein gets to wear pink Mary Janes with white socks. Sasori gets really high heels and black. Tobi goes barefoot. Hidan gets white sneakers with pink stars on them. Kakuzu gets black boots. Kisame gets pink, fuzzy, bunny slippers! Itachi gets white sneakers. Normal. Zetsu goes barefoot.
Hair Accesories
Pein gets a matching headress with it. It's all pink and frilly with pink ribbons everywhere. Sasori gets to wear a hair clip with a brown leaf. Tobi gets two orange scrunchies for pigtails. Hidan doesn't get to wear anything on his head. But he can't pull his hair back though. It's going to look normal. Kakuzu gets a blue ribbon and has to make it into a side ponytail. Kisame gets to wear night cap. Itachi gets a purple ribbon to french braid his hair. Zetsu gets a Hawaiian flower to put on his head. Obviously pink!
Jewelry! Omg! No way!
Pein went all excited and told her that he wanted all the jewelry to be real. The Akatsuki groaned again. Sakura bought a silver bracelet with a ruby shaped like a flower on it for Pein. If you looked closely at the chain, you would see roses on it. Shiny! He also got a necklace that was completely gold and a ruby shaped heart pendant on it. Sasori got a plain gold ring! Omg! He's pretending that he's married! Tobi got nothing. Tobi cried for a LONG time. He kind of got used to the shopping. Hidan got a plain silver necklace with a flower pendant on it. Real sapphire! Kakuzu got an all silver necklace. It also had a money sigh on it. Embedded on it was little pieces of diamond. Itachi wore a bracelet. It had a skull on it. Kya! Bones and Skulls! Kisame wore nothing. Zetsu got a lei necklace and it came with lei bracelet and anklet. Zetsu sat in a dark corner.
"Oh come on! You're a plant! Defend yourself for all those plants out there. I mean, we need plants to survive."
"No! You'll never make me feel happy. I have to dress like female Hawaiin dancer! Damnit!" Then Zetsu started crying. I knew it was too cruel for him. No! You can fight this! Fight againt Zetsu! SHANNARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it's too harsh. FIGHT!!! PUNCH!!! KICK!!! Wah! Now you're making me feel sad. (Sighs) Too bad. You have to face life anyways. NOW AFTER ME!!!!!!!!! FIGHT!!! KICK!!! PUNCH!!! Fight. Kick. Punch. YOU SUCK!!!! MORE ENERGY!!!!!!!! Oh whatever, I'm shutting off my mind.
Back to Reality
Make-up
-.- I'm tired of dressing them up already. Pein was acting like a little kid. So make-up is not an option for Pein! Sasori got light pink lipstick with a little bit of blush. He also got mascara. Tobi is wearing a mask so no make-up for him. Hidan had to wear really red lipstick with red nail polish. Kakuzu wore hot pink lipstick and pink blush. Kisame. Uh, too masculine! Itachi wore light pink lipstick that barely showed. He also wore purple nail polish. Zetsu, uh...Sakura couldn't think of a way to put make-up oh him.
Deidara
"Ok! Let's go Deidara! The rest of the Akatsuki are at the restaurant across the street. You can act like a girl now." Deidara looked offended. "Just because I wear make-up doesn't mean you have to say that I act like a girl!"
"You look like one!"
"Lies! Yeah"
"Yay! Gothic lolita, he said. Hmm...found them!"
There was lot of different ones. "I pick this one and now let's this over this. Yeah"
"But I think this one fits you more. Yeah, I like this more. It matches your personality and style way more. Hmm...but I like this one too. Try this one! But I also like that one..."
"Is is that hard? You easily picked something for the Akatsuki, what about me? Yeah"
"But you torture me more, so I'm going to have to pick the feminine one for you. Oh! Fine! This one! The one that's black with white frills on it and white ribbons. And it's all looking Victoria like. Yay! And there's black gloves and and black and white umbrella! Kya! Let's buy them!"
Deidara groaned. "No! Why Pein? Why did you have to do this to me? Yeah"
"Omg! Look! Shoes! Let's get these black platforms and white socks." "Hair accesories, black scrunchies for two ponytails on each side of your head. And I'm going to make them tight so it hurts your head."
"Like I'll let you! Yeah. If you do, you'll be dead before you know it."
"Hehe! Too bad you can't hold grudges against this! Jewelry, a black heart pendant with a silver chain. The chain should have a zigzag shape. A bracelet that's also silver and a zigzag shape. Ooh! This earings look pretty! I want two pairs! One for you and one for me! Dangling opal shaped hearts and and a black heart at the end. Make-up, um...black eyeliner, dark red lipstick that really shows, mascara, black nailpolish, some blush, and I don't anything else.
"Gah! I'm dying! People is this place, kill me before I commit suicide myself!"
The people in the store heard that and most of them rushed to choke, stab, chop, kill, and anything else they couold think of. They were all thinking: Omg! I killed an Akatsuki member! That's awesome!
"I don't mean it literally! Yeah" The customers stopped and walked away with sad faces. Some of them were even crying. Some children were wailing for their parents because the parents were the ones running to kill Deidara. They were thinking they could be a good role model to their children.
"Aw...looky! You made people cry. Uh...a lot of people cry."
"Who cares? It's not like they're anyone I know! Yeah"
"You're mean!"
"You just noticed? Yeah. You're seriously dumb. Yeah"
"Am not!"
To the Hideout to Play Dress-up
Sakura screamed. It was out fear. She never saw anything that scary. It was even scarier then the haunted house. Then she started laughing. Pein came out first. He seriously looked like a little girl. Then Tobi and Kisame came out next because theirs was easy to put on. They looked so ridiculous. Zetsu came out next. Sakura laughed so hard that she felt like she was going to vomit. Kakuzu came out a little shy. He looked normal. Still funny because Sakura still wasn't used to them without their Akatsuki cloaks. Sasori looked ok. Ha! He looked so much like a girl. Hidan came unwillingly. He complained so much about it being too tight and uncomfortable. "Why do girls have to wear these kind of things?!"
"Because we want to look better then other people and then we all get jealous because someone looks better and that's what leads to cat fights."
The Akatsuki that already came out were saying. "Wow"
Then Itachi came out saying, "Just for that?" Sakura just had to laugh. He looked like a girl exactly. Then a familiar voice broke out. "I'm not coming out! Yeah. No way! Yeah"
"Oh come on! Everyone else came out! Please! I'll give you pie! Please!"
"Pie! Yeah" Deidara came out running to Sakura. "Pie! Give me pie! Yeah"
Sakura gasped. He looked so pretty. So beautiful...Damn! Even Deidara beat me in being a girl. No! That's a disgrace! Wah! Now I wish I hadn't made him so pretty! Shame on you! Don't shame me! You're shaming yourself now!
"No! Even Deidara beat me in being pretty!"
"Haha! Yeah. Now I'm happy! Yeah. I beat Sakura! I beat Sakura!"
Sakura sat in a dark corner crying. "No! Why?!"
Deidara kept on laughing.
One Hour Later...
"To the mall we go!"
Mall
A whole crowd of laughter was heard. They would be talking about this for years and years to come. THe Akatsuki was taking it really bad. Deidara was taking it the worst.
"I want a name change for you guys! Pein is Priscilla. Itachi is Isabella. Kisame is Kate. Deidara is Diana. Sasori is Sandy. Tobi is Teresa. Zetsu is Zoey. Hidan is Hillary. Kakuzu is Kayla. Yay!"
Lclsurfer: Yay! I'm a lefty! Happy Lefty Day. Whatever that is...never knew there was such a thing. Um, if I used your name, that wasn't by purpose. Omg! This took freaking four days. I'll never do that ever again. Because mainly it takes one day to finish or two days if I run out of ideas. Yep! I'm a slacker. I want to go to sleep. My baby cousin is so cute! Ah! I wrote more then 2800 words. That's more then I usually write for a chapter. No! Deidara! Wah!