Life 14

Konan Likes Paper

"I'm tired! Yeah. Let me go to sleep. Yeah"

"Come on Deidara! We have to go a mission after school! I don't like to be kept waiting! And I don't like tugging you!" Sasori was trying to pull Deidara off his bed. He was still shocked from what happened last time. It was already a week later. "Do you want me to kill you?"

"Go nuts. Yeah. I'm already dead. Yeah"

Sasori smirked. "You should get together with Sakura. You two would make such a good couple."

Deidara immediately got up and strangled Sasori. "You mention that one more time and you're dead. Yeah. Yeesh, everyone's been saying that! It's getting annoying. Yeah. Well, at least Itachi doesn't say anything. Yeah. But it's still getting on my nerves that he keeps staring at me! Hehe! I'm going to get him for that! Yeah. I'm going to set up an meeting!"

Sasori turned blank, then he remembered. Deidara was the school president.

Meeting

"Ok, I want to set up an assembly today."

"B-b-but t-t-today is s-s-s-supp-p-p-posed t-t-t-to be an a-a-a-as-s-s-s-s-semmb-b-b-bly o-o-on a f-f-f-fam-m-m-m-mous c-c-c-celebrities. T-t-t-t-this is the only c-c-chance w-we h-h-h-have to m-m-m-meet her. W-w-w-we w-w-w-were v-v-v-very lucky!"

"What?"

Tsunade came in, actually slammed open the door. "The vice president said that this is the only chance we have for someone famous to come here! That's it! I won't let you ruin my assembly!" Then she broke the table.

Deidara sighed. "I just want everyone to see one video. It's only like twenty minutes. So you can have fun with your celebrities."

"THEY ARE THE THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Deidara rolled his eyes. "You call drunk drivers the best? You have weird taste woman! Yeah"

Tsunade started destroying everything in the room and the room itself. She also yelled a lot of rude things to Deidara. And then almost kill the school staff. And then almost destroyed the whole school.

Beginning of School

"Why is that still there?" Sakura was staring at the words on the wall. The words break up Itachi and Sakura. Zetsu replied, "Probably because they're so lazy." Hidan and Sasori agreed.

"Oh well, I love you school!" Everyone in the Akatsuki gagged.

"Sakura has weird taste." Tobi whined.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "Duh"

Class Time

Kakashi cleared his throat. "To those who didn't know this yet. We will be having two assemblies. The whole school will be there. So everyone's going to have to squish. The first one is set up Deidara. You'll be seeing a video titled The Effects of Being Drunk." Sakura coughed when she heard Deidara's name. "The second one will be meeting two celebrities. Obviously from Tsunade. Seriously, weird taste much, she worships them."

One hour later...

"Ok! Let's go to the assembly!"

"Yay!" The whole class cheered. They were wondering who was coming.

Assembly

Deidara went onto the stage. "Ahem! I would like you to see this called The Effects of Being Drunk. I think you will find this very educational. Then he hopped on his explosive bird. And flew to pull down the screen.

After ten minutes, almost everyone was sleeping. The video was just showing people drunk driving, committing suicide, and other stuff. You know, what stupid drunk people do. Then the birdy exploded everyone in the crowd. And there was an uproar.

"Now that I have your attention, I would like you to see this second part. Yeah" He unpaused it.

Sakura laughed. It was showing drunken Itachi. She remembered that. It was at that time when Deidara made them serve under this guy. Then it showed Sakura being kissed by Itachi. Then Sakura started hiding herself.

Everyone was laughing at them. When it was over, Deidara exploded them again to make them shut up. "Now let's give a big round of applause for the peopler that made this possible. Itachi and Sakura!"

They gave a really big applause and some even whistled. Sakura tried herself. Up on the stage, Tsunade pushed Deidara and he fell onto the floor.

"Now welcome Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton! Ahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone booed.

Tsunade frowned. "You suck!" She stormed off and none of them came back. Seems she just pretended they came...

After School

Silence was heard in the little crowd behind the haunted classroom. The Akatsuki were watching. Sakura and Itachi were glaring at Deidara with angry faces. They couldn't get him at recess or lunch time because they both couldn't fnd him. Now it was after school and he let his guard down. Deidara was holding lots of popcorn. He walked to the back of the classroom and found Sakura and Itachi staring at him.

Deidara blinked. "What? You want popcorn? Yeah"

Sakura tightened her fist. Someone was about to get punched. The Sharingan was seen on Itachi's eyes. Deidara put out his arms. "Popcorn?" Sakura and Itachi started walking towards him. Deidara shook his head. "You think they would listen when a man is talking. Yeah"

Then he threw popcorn at the two of them and ran away. The popcorn exploded on the floor so Sakura couldn't run. But Itachi dodged them and ran after him. "COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" YOU WILL FEEL THE THE WRATH OF ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ow! You freaking killed my eyes! What do you use? My legs feel so heavy and they're so sore! Omg! There's mushrooms on my legs! Ah! Get it off! Get it off!"

"Hah! You'll never get me! Yeah"

Akatsuki Hideout

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Akatsuki came! Akatsuki came!"

"Um, I need to sit down." Sakura sat down on the couch and fell down. "Ow! Where's the damn couch." Pein had a guilty look on his face and then he pointed to Zetsu. "Zetsu ate it"

"No, I didn't. Kisame destroyed it."

"Not true! Deidara exploded it"

"Liar! Yeah. Itachi used his genjutsu to make it panic and commit suicide"

"...What?"

"Hey what happened to Itachi?"

"Oh! Yeah. He's tied up at the moment. Hehe! Yeah"

"Can't I sleep somewhere else?"

Pein started thinking for a while. He snapped his fingers. "You can sleep with Deidara!"

"No!" Deidara and Sakura both said this at the same time. Then they said the same thing again. "Never! Never! I don't want to!"

"I don't want her! It's my room!"

"Don't you have a girl in the Akatsuki?"

Pein put on a disapointed face. "Fine. You can live with Konan for a while. For one month, and then you have to live with Deidara! For the rest of your life!"

Sakura dropped to the floor. "Can't it be a year and then never! Or you could let me go back to my own house!"

"Never!" This time the whole Akatsuki said it. Sakura groaned. "NO fair! I'm trapped like a rat! I'm a freaking hostage! Doesn't the government even care about me?!"

Deidara coughed. "Actually we (Cough) bribe them."

"What?!"

"What? We have a lot of money. We can do anything we want."

"This is why I hate you!"

Then a woman came. "Hey! It's Konan! What's up?"

"Nothing! None of your business!"

Kisame blinked. "We all know you like P-wah! What was that for?!"

Hidan tackled Kisame. "We're still working on that!"

Konan's Room

The way inside was still scary. There was paper everywhere and they were sticking on the walls sharply. All pointing to Sakura. They moved on their own.

Konan turned to Sakura. "They don't like you"

"Don't you think I know that already?"

Konan blinked once. "No"

The room itself was simple. It was just that the papers were all pointing at her and was ready to attack her. It was freaky. This room is scary. How the hell does she sleep in here? Oh right! Akatsuki member...god! Now I want people to be scared of me! I want to rule the world! Ah! I've been spending too much time with the Akatsuki.

Lclsurfer: (Starts crying) School just started today and it's so boring! I have the most boring of all boring teachers. I know I'm not in high school yet. (Next year!) But I have to if I want to go to Geometry. We get our own bus! And one thing, high school is confusing and crowded. I want to switch! So much papers to sign! My friend's cousin came and he's boring too! Ah! Eighth grade is going to be BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least I don't have the dangerous teachers, the ones that are really mean...

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a Wii! Except I only have Wii Spports, Wii Play, and Mario Party 8. And Mario Party 8 freezes on Star Battle so we'll never finish the game. I wanna go to a anime convention!

Wah! I actually cried for Sasori. I think I'm going to do the same thing for Hidan and Kakuzu and DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cries for all of eternity)

Yes, I'll never stop crying for him!