Life 16

Itachi vs. Deidara...Who's Stronger?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Itachi impatiently tapped his foot. "Are you don't yet? You've been going on and off for a whole hour. I'm not fighting you until you finally stop. When it reaches midnight, I swear you will die." Itachi threatened. Deidara sat on the floor cross legged. "Give me your best shot! Yeah. I'm the true artist. I won't be stopped by a Sharingan user. Yeah"

"Hmm" The Akatsuki weren't convinced. Pein sighed. "We're going to lose someone today." The Akatsuki waited for his answer. "Itachi's going to win! Deidara's going to lose!"

"I bet on Itachi" All of them said that except Tobi and Sasori. They said nothing. Then Tobi bursted out crying. "Wah! I'm sorry Deidara. Pein is always right and it's kind of obvious who's going to win...so I'm going to bet on Kisame!"

"..."

"Kisame isn't going to fight."

"Liar!"

"It's true." Kisame nodded.

"Really? Then who's fighting Itachi?"

Sasori sighed. "It's Deidara vs. Itachi. For some reason, I'm getting mixed feelings. I'm happy that Deidara's going to die so he'll never annoy me ever again. But I'm going to miss him. I'm going to choose. Since I'm a puppet! Cry or cheer. Cheeeerrrrr" The Akatsuki nodded.

Zetsu brought some bottles of sake. "Let's drink to the memories of Deidara."

They all sat down and started drinking. Deidara stared. "I'm not dead yet."

Itachi coldly said, "You will be."

Sasori raised his hand. "Oo! I bet two hundred on Deidara!"

Everyobe looked at him like he was crazy. "What? I did say mixed feelings didn't I?"

Three hours later...

The Akatsuki were all drunk. "Omg! Itachi! I love you!" Kisame cried out. Deidara was still stalling by talking with Sasori. Itachi was still ready to fight. He didn't move an inch.

"Eternal beauty is the best. Art is somwthing that stays perserved forever. So that it will never go away and rot. Something that you will always see."

"So not true! Yeah. Real art is the moment it explodes because art is a bang!"

"You're a liar! Real art is something that lasts forever."

"It's the fleeting moment when it explodes."

"Forever"

"Explodes"

"Forever"

"Explodes"

"Shut up!" Itachi was usually extremely patient and he stayed patient for a while. But since Itachi hated Deidara...he threw a kunai at him. Deidara dodged it and Sakura was right behind him. Sasori grabbed it before it could hit her. He gasped. "How could you Itachi? Yeah. How could you almost hit you love like that? I mean, I thought you loved her. Yeah. I know you still talk about her all the time. Yeah"

Sasori added. "Yeah, I thought you liked my cousin. How could you treat her like that? Throwing a kunai at her! As her godfather I will never let this happen again! You shall battle me Itachi!"

Konan blinked twice. "Oh I get it! Smart thinking Deidara! No wonder why you at next to Sakura...and you were whispering about something with Sasori in the beginning...you're cheap!"

Deidara looked offended. "What? Yeah. Didn't you say it was smart thinking?"

"Cheap" Konan and Zetsu said in unison. Hidan yelled at him. "You're taking a coward's way! You should fight by yourself!"

Kakuzu said nothing.

Deidara dropped to the floor. "Fine, fine! Yeah. I'll fight you right now Itachi! But I get to make the first move! Yeah. Ah!" Deidara backed away. Itachi's fist was right in front of his face. Itachi pouted. "Ok, since you're weaker"

Deidara got angry. "I'll show you what true art is!" He threw some little bug things. "C1 will show some distraction."

Itachi easily dodged them. "Now it's time for C2! Yeah"

Deidara was on the C2 dragon. He had put the mines when Itachi was being distracted by the clay clone throwing C1 at him. Itachi did the fireball jutsu at him but Deidara dodged that.

Oh noes! I'm caught in his genjutsu. Yeah. Omg! If it was Mangekyo Sharingan...dispel! Shit!

Deidara and his dragon was falling and the dragon scraped the ground and it made the whole ground go boom! He made it just in time. When he was safe on ground, Itachi was in front of him with those cursed eyes. It was Mangekyo Sharingan. Deidara was caught.

You will suffer for 120 hours.

Yeah right! I can beat this! Because I'm the true master of art!

(Stab) (More stabbing) (Much more stabbing)

119 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds more for you to suffer...

Five Minutes Later

Deidara and Itachi were still staring at each other. Sakura wondered what was happening.

Then then a second passed and they both fell.

Kakuzu gaped. "Wooooow! He actually lasted that long. I underestimated him."

Tobi clapped really hard. "Omg! Deidara's really strong. And I thought all he had was a bag of clay to protect him."

A Week Later

Itachi had finally woken up, but Deidara didn't. He was probably still effected by Itachi's genjutsu. Itachi smiled when he heard that. He was in his bedroom. When he woke up, Pein was standing next to him. "Does that mean I win?"

Pein said, "No! Not fair! I'm always right!"

"Where's Sakura?"

"Not at school" Pein said that slowly.

"Which means she's here. What has she been doing while I was sleeping?"

"She hasn't left the Akatsuki hideout since your battle." Again, Pein said that slowly.

"I thought she liked school. What has she been doing in the Akatsuki hidout?"

"Eating, sleeping, talking." Pein looked at the floor and dug his foot onto the floor. He also had his arms behind his back.

"Whose room has she been eating, sleeping, and talking in?" Itachi heatedly whispered. Inside, he was fuming and screaming in his head.

"Oh what do you know? It's dinner time already! I'll let Kisame bring you your dinner."

"It's fine. I can walk."

Deidara's Room

Deidara was still sleeping. Sakura was always there. She was always holding his hand with her two arms. Closing her eyes and praying that he will wake up in that moment. She stayed quiet most of the time. Sometimes she whispered some things to him.

Zetsu brang her food in the beginning. But Zetsu is not to be trusted with food. Tobi spilled it. Kisame cried because of Itachi. Hidan didn't care. Kakuzu just said that he would steal her heart. Pein was playing with legos. Konan was outside on a mission to look for Yahiko. So that left Sasori who was forced to by Pein. He had been busy working on a new puppet that he would all the time. Sasori kept on saying Hiruko isn't perfected.

Itachi crashed in. His legs were wobbling. He wasn't fully recovered. Sakura didn't turn to see who it was. Itachi's eyes were angry. They showed of Sharingan.

Lclsurfer: Yatta! My baby cousin is coming in two days...but more importantly...MY AKATSUKI CLOAK IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Halloween is this month so I decided to make an Akatsuki cloak. Actually since my cooking is as bad as my sewing. My grandma made it. But I gave her some reference so it kind of counts right? Right? (Coughs) My cooking is poison! (Coughs) It's beautiful! I'm going trick or treating! XD

Also my friend made one during the summer and showed it off in school WITH THE HAT!!!!!! It's on Youtube. Her name is digigirl12. Yep, she's really really hyper! I'm serious. If you're lazy, the link is on my profile. It's only 8 seconds though. ;P