Life 18

A Funeral for a Special Person

"You killed her"

Itachi's head was down. "No! I didn't!" He shook his head. He couldn't believe it either. He couldn't believe that he killed her. Deidara laughed. "Isn't this the part where you should be doing the Luke Skywalker thing? You know! Yeah. The part when Darth Vader says he's his father! Yeah"

Itachi glared at him.

Deidara shut up and started mourning. "I know! Yeah. It's such a tragic thing to happen. She was so young and somebody I don't know had to take her life away!" Deidara shook his head and sighed. Then he went down to his knees and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...There! I did it for you! Yeah"

Itachi glared at some more. Deidara was confused. "What? What did I do now?"

Itachi accused. "You killed her!"

"…"

"Ok, it's on a technical basis but still!"

"…"

"Let's just make a grave already!"

"Ok! Yeah" Deidara took a shovel from under his bed and jumped out of his window. "Whee! Yeah" Itachi looked through the window. From outside you could see that he was already digging. The hole was already up to his length. Sasori walked up to Deidara and asked. "How long have you been digging that?"

"Yesterday" Deidara replied innocently. Sasori did a sideways look and just shrugged. "Whatever. I don't care. It's Itachi's and your problem. Not mine! Whoever died has nothing to do with me." Deidara did the innocent voice again. "What if it's your cousin that's going to be buried? Yeah"

Sasori walked up and grabbed his collar and lifted him up. He must be pretty strong because he was using one hand and including the fact that Sasori is shorter than Deidara. Sasori looked dangerous now. "What did you do?"

Deidara pointed to Itachi who was still looking through the window. "Itachi did it!"

Sasori pulled tighter. "Don't lie to me! Everyone knows Itachi loves Sakura and wouldn't dare to hurt her. You on the other hand, are the opposite." Itachi interrupted Sasori. "It's true. Deidara just used a very weak excuse." Itachi started crying. Deidara sighed. He knew Itachi was lying but Sasori didn't. Itachi barely lied and Deidara always did. Of course they would think Deidara killed Sakura. Sasori turned back to face Deidara again. "That's that! You killed my cousin, Sakura! And you will pay for it! Come on! We're going to Pein!"

Deidara was being dragged on the floor by Sasori. He sighed again. 'I am so going to hate this! Yeah"

Thirty minutes later…

"Guilty!" Pein acted as the judge in a supreme court. Itachi acted as the witness. Sakura was supposed to be the witness but she's already dead.

Kisame started bawling. Itachi was still crying. Kisame cried out. "Finally! Deidara is put to justice! I can't believe it! I've been waiting for this day for a long time." Zetsu wiped a single tear. "I know what you mean, Kisame. Deidara will finally have his punishment for killing that poor girl." Hidan shuddered. 'Why am I here? I LIKE killing people." Sasori put up a satisfactory smile. Tobi was crying out the loudest. Konan didn't care. She was still looking at Pein. Kakuzu raised his hand.

Pein noticed it and asked Kakuzu. "What do you want?"

"Before she goes into her grave….can I have her heart?"

"She's already dead."

"But sometimes I treasure special hearts"

Pein thought about it for a while. He shrugged. "Fine by me"

Deidara scowled. "What?! I didn't even get to say anything."

Pein sighed and told him something. "Don't you know the saying? Guilty until proven innocent."

Deidara rubbed his forehead. "I thought it was innocent until proven guilty. Yeah"

"Phsst! Whatever. No one cares about you anymore! We execute him this evening!"

A loud roar of cheering filled the room. "Now let's drink until we can drink no more! And let's leave Deidara tied up with Sakura together alone in the dark!" Pein cheered and the rest followed him out of the room. Deidara started grinding his teeth. This was totally unfair. He had an unfair trial and the Akatsuki knew it. Plus, he was tied up with a dead girl. They had taken his clay. Deidara started wriggling until he noticed something.

There was a pulse. Sakura was still alive. No one had even bothered to clean her up and check if she was still really alive. Deidara started moving his hands again.

Five minutes later…

"Yes! Yeah. I got it!" Deidara got up and stretched. When he was done, he looked at Sakura. He eyes were closed into a peaceful slumber. He untied her too and then hed her hand. He looked at her face and sincerely said, "I'm going to miss you very much. I...there's a pulse! Yeah. Where was I? Oh yeah! I am going to make you suffer an eternity forever! Yeah"

Deidara had done some medical help before. It was just that it was Sakura. What if she woke up? Deidara thought about it for a while. Then he brushed the idea off. "Nah! I'll let Itachi do that! Yeah"

Deidara walked out of the room, whistling to himself.

"How could you?"

Itachi was standing at the doorway. "How could you kill her?"

Deidara gasped. "She's alive! Go mend her!"

Itachi gasped and ran to check her pulse. It was beating. "You're off the hook for now…but if I see you do anything else…you're dead!"

"…Why am I not scared?"

"I don't know"

Lclsurfer: Happy Thanksgiving! Well it was supposed to be but there was some technical diffculties...Kayaking was so fun! I saw all my teachers there! (Gasps) So it's been a busy week and all but October was even busier. Did you know I weigh 500 pounds?! Everyone thinks I'm lying but it's true! It's just like the time when I told them my middle name was Deidara and my last name is Uchiha and they didn't believe me at all. Go check my poll I just put up on my profile! So far there's only one vote which I voted on it. Hehe!