Life 19

The End

Sakura groaned. "What happened?" She was on Itachi's bed. Of course, Itachi was by her side. One thing was weird. She knew something was wrong. Then she gave out a little gasp. "What's happening? I can see the light! The light! It's coming to me! Mama! Papa! Grandpa! Grandma! My fishes and my adorable dog! I'm coming now!"

Itachi was freaked out. He thought Sakura was going insane. Itachi started walking away. 'Just walk away. This has nothing to concern about me' Then Itachi ran screaming to Kisame. His true love.

Deidara sighed. "I thought he would never leave. Yeah. He's been sitting in the same spot for five years and then there's the-"

"Five years?!" Sakura blurted out.

Deidara showed the V sign. "Hehe! Yeah. Five years! Yeah. We all graduated and all got jobs and decided to become good people. Kakuzu became…a famed bounty hunter! Yeah. Hidan became a priest. You should see how many people worship Jasshin now. He got two continents completely converted. One of them is Antarctica. Yeah. Zetsu became the greenhouse keeper that stopped global warming and air pollution. Yeah. Sasori owns all the toy factories and stores. Tobi is his partner. Sasori gets 99 percent and the Tobi gets the one percent. So gullible…Kisame went on a political campaign and closed all the sushi and seafood places. He also stopped water pollution. Yeah. Itachi is helping the blind people. Konan helps all the helpless children around the world. Pein is using the Death Note to kill all the criminals of the world. He is the so-called god of justice. He converted the five other continents. Yeah"

Sakura widened her eyes. "Really?"

Deidara crossed his arms. "Yep"

Sakura pointed at him. "What are you doing?"

"I'm a freeloader."

"You're lying."

"No, I'm not."

Sakura shook her head. "I meant Pein using the Death Note to kill people. He's not Light Yagami."

"…" Then he laughed. "Omg! You actually believed that? Haha! Yeah"

Sakura pouted and crossed her arms. "Shut up!"

"Stupid"

Sakura threw a book at him. It hit him on the head. "Ow! What was that for? Yeah"

"You tricked me. That's what."

"Not my fault you're so gullible! Blah" Deidara stuck his tongue out. Sakura groaned and went back to sleep. Deidara stood there for a few minutes and called to get Itachi. Itachi was currently crying to Kisame, so Deidara was forced to stay.

Flashback

"Um, so Sakura is alive?" Pein looked at her while eating a bag of chips.

"Yes" Itachi stood there sternly.

"Ok, I understand that…but why is she still sleeping?"

"Probably in a coma…"

"A coma?! You must take her to the hospital! I don't know how to take care of coma people."

Itachi coughed. "I do"

Pein nodded his head. "This is an order for all Akatsuki. An Akatsuki member has to stay at her side the whole time. If she dies or wakes up without an Akatsuki member there, then the person last there will die."

Hidan whined. "Why? Couldn't Itachi just stay the whole time?"

Pein sipped from a can of soda with a straw. "Well, still! If Itachi leaves, then someone has to stay behind. Got that?'

"Yes" The Akatsuki replied unwillingly.

Sakura and Deidara

Deidara looked at the window in silence while Sakura slept away. To tell you the truth, Deidara was lying. It was really two weeks. Kakuzu had stolen a lot of hospital stuff in the beginning when he first joined. He wanted to be cheap even from back then. So obviously he had stuff for comas.

Deidara sighed. "Why do I have to be stuck with you? I can't even call anyone else unless I get Itachi back here! Wait, I have an idea! Why didn't I think of it before? I can just yell out for Itachi! Yeah" Deidara walked up to the door and yelled as loud as he can. "ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Itachi

He heard a faint scream of his name. Itachi looked up. "What?"

Deidara

They were pretty far so Deidara didn't hear Itachi saying what. Deidara punched the wall and poured water onto Sakura's face. She woke up pretty fast and gave out a little yelp.

"I'm wet! What was that for?"

"It's not my fault that you sleep too much. Yeah. I'm lonely."

"Why don't you just get out then?"

"Because Pein made me stay here. It's not my fault that he made this rule. When you're up and ready to go, I can finally leave." Deidara cheered by drinking a bottle of wine. The place had a lot of food. Tobi stored it every day. He always stored a lot too. He took out a week's supply every time. Kakuzu got angry but he didn't want to go into the room in case Itachi left the room. So Kakuzu beat Tobi immediately when he found out he was taking that much.

Sakura sighed. "But I like you"

Deidara ran to the corner and looked freaked out. "Yuck! Stop liking me! Like Itachi or….Tobi! Then break up with him and beat him up so that he'll never come to Akatsuki ever again. If you can, beat up Itachi too"

Sakura sighed again. "One date. That's all I'm asking from you. If I'm not satisfied, then I'll stop disgusting you. If I'm satisfied, then I'll force you to continue." Deidara wondered. "How do you force me?"

Sakura smirked. "By getting the entire Akatsuki on my side."

"Not Itachi. Don't forget Itachi." Deidara pointed out.

Lclsurfer: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! I spend too much. I was going into an anime craze the day after Christmas. I bought a Byakuya plush and a wall scroll of him, Itachi's headband too. ;P

New Year's Resolution: To make Byakuya's cosplay by next Halloween. And then attempt to make Sesshoumaru's. (Like I can sew…but I can try!) Next chapter is the last one. Not this one