Life 20

The Beginning of Something

Turns emo. I finished this chapter and was about to save it but I accidentally pressed the wrong button and it deleted all my work. So now I have to redo everything. So if you find it a bit lacking, that's probably it…:C

Sakura sighed. "But I like you"

Deidara ran to the corner and looked freaked out. "Yuck! Stop liking me! Start to like Itachi again or….Tobi! Then break up with him and beat him up so that he'll never come to Akatsuki ever again. If you can, beat up Itachi too"

Sakura sighed again. "One date. That's all I'm asking from you. If I'm not satisfied, then I'll stop disgusting you. If I'm satisfied, then I'll force you to continue." Deidara wondered. "How are you going to force me?"

Sakura smirked. "By getting the entire Akatsuki on my side."

"Not Itachi. Don't forget Itachi." Deidara pointed out.

Yesterday

"Hi everybody!" Pein skipped into Itachi's room with his eyes closed. He opened his eyes and saw Deidara instead of Itachi. He gasped dramatically. Deidara walked up to him and hit him hard in the head. Pein put both hands on the place where he got hit and cried. Deidara got annoyed and yelled at him. That just made Pein cry more. He cried for hours. Deidara finally gave in and asked, "What?"

"Did you know? Did you know? I learned something new."

"What?"

"I'll show you." Pein formed some hand signs and a hole appeared. There was six capsules things and there was five bodies sleeping." Deidara's eyes popped out. "What?" Pein formed a few more hand signs and the hole disappeared.

"What? What did you do? Yeah"

"They're my bodies! The Six Ways of Pain!"

Deidara slowly backed away. Sakura remembered what she told Deidara. She was going to convince everyone. "Hey, Pein. Do you want a lot of cookies and milk?"

Pein looked up hopefully. "Yes"

"I'll give you that if you sign this." Pein glanced at the paper. "What's this for?"

"I want to be with Deidara."

"Then that's fine, here I signed it." Sakura took the piece of paper and ran to Kakuzu's room. While on the way, she bumped into Sasori. "Sasori! You're just the person I wanted to see!"

"Why?"

"Because I want to………do you want to torture Deidara?"

Sasori cheered. "Yep"

"Sign this"

After Sasori was Kakuzu. She knocked on his door. No one answered so she knocked louder. Still, no one answered so she started kicking. Kakuzu finally opened the door. "What do you want? I was counting my precious!"

"Precious?"

Kakuzu said dreamily, "Money…"

"Oh, anyways I know how you could make a huge profit in a short amount of time. Invest your money on merchandising like t-shirts, mugs, etc. Have the Akatsuki on them and everyone will buy it. They may be cared of you but they're actually huge fans."

Kakuzu thought about it. He agreed. "Yay! Now sign this!" Kakuzu took the piece of paper and read it very carefully. Deidara ran up to them and reached out for the paper. He was too late. Kakuzu saw him and signed it really fast and handed it to Sakura. Sakura ran out of the way. Deidara fell and hit his head on the wall and was unconscious.

Sakura handed it to other people and they all agreed. Konan was given pictures of Pein. Zetsu got help in the greenhouse. Tobi got to play with an unconscious Deidara. Hidan was harder. She had to dispose of a dead corpse that he recently killed. Sakura got sick to her stomach.

Kisame's Room

While Sakura was throwing the trash, Deidara had woken up and walked to Kisame's room. Sakura knocked on the shark man's door. Itachi opened the door with a cold stare.

"I'm not going to agree."

Sakura took a bag of chips and started eating it. It was fish chips. "Hey, Kisame! I told Kakuzu to buy these instead of canned food. They're half the price of those expensive foods." Kisame shut his eyes closed tightly and covered his ears. Sakura came up to Kisame and put it under his nose so he could smell it.

Kisame screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran out the door and went outside where he supposedly went to a lake. The rumors said different. They said he went the springs and terrorized everyone there. The hot springs was now considered haunted and closed.

Itachi stayed still. Sakura started crying and Itachi immediately gave in. He also put Kisame's name. Deidara frowned. "Hmph. What about me? You did say the whole Akatsuki. Yeah."

Sakura frowned too. Suddenly, the whole Akatsuki rushed in and started yelling at Deidara.

Hidan: YOU MUST ACCEPT!!!!!!!!!! (Starts shaking Deidara roughly)

Kakuzu: This is a very special deal she gave me. I won't let you risk it. I'll give three dollars.

The Akatsuki nodded. Kisame said, "That's a lot coming from Kakuzu. That means he wants you to go."

Tobi cheered, "You should definitely go! You'll be totally in love!"

Deidara argued. "I don't want to be in love!"

The Akatsuki glared at him with red eyes and they became black shadows. "Deidara" Then they all attacked him all at once. Deidara used his explosives and they jumped off. Pein walked up and pointed at him. "I want my cookies so too bad. If you don't, you're out of the Akatsuki."

"Yay! I get to quit! Yeah"

"…"

"Don't you want to be famed and honored? The Akatsuki is very powerful." Pein stammered.

"Not really, since I got forced to join because of Itachi. Yeah"

"…"

Pein continued. "You get to use any amount of clay to create as much bombs as you can!"

"I can do that at my home. Yeah"

"…"

Pein was about to say something else when Sakura cut in. "You'll be lonely for life."

"So?"

Sakura turned and faced the door. She started walking towards it. Pein glanced at her once and whispered to Deidara. He looked serious. "I'll let and give you anything you want if you give her a chance."

Deidara thought about it and lightened up. He stood up. "Ok"

Sakura turned around and hugged Deidara. "Yay!"

"But I want some conditions"

The evil group glared at him. "On second thought, let's decide together."

Sakura thought. "How about the amusement park?"

Deidara sighed. Sakura continued. "You get to explode the whole place after we're done. It'll be just like fireworks. We'll go to a high place and look at it. While we're on rides, you can set up as many explosives as you can."

Deidara cheered. "Sure!"

The End

(For real this time)

Lclsurfer: I'm terrible at this. It was too happy and I suck at sappy stuff. The first one I did had inspiration too. (Sighs) This was supposed to be on Valentine's Day but I was procrastinating, too much homework, and working on the talent show, stuff like that!

Happy Time: I'm into Japanese stuff way more now. I have all these anime stuff and I even made a BYAKUYA cosplay! (Don't know how to make the hairclips) I like these three groups. Home Made Kazoku, Flow, and Nightmare.(Must listen to their songs) I want an Ulquiorra cosplay now. The Sesshoumaru one is going to be made when I fully master the art of sewing. (Completely determined)

Also, like I said, a talent show. My friends and I are doing something in the talent show. It's called Clash of the Anime. Um…it has Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, and the awesomeness of POWER RANGERS. Three cosplay outfits, two plushies, three duel disks, etc. We need to perfect the music sync and stuff like that. The guy wearing my Byakuya cosplay keeps complaining about the hair clips and he's totally in love with it so sometimes he doesn't give it back. The main characters are Itachi and Byakuya and possibly Red Ranger. We might make a video on it and post it on Youtube but there's still a lot of work. Too much work…and I can't believe the teacher is actually letting us perform in the talent show! Surprise surprise! Good thing I have such a small role...