Yo! I'm back with another retarded dream! I've been having a couple recently.
Here I go.
Oh yeh. And I don't own Naruto.
DA woke up surprisingly early today. It was 10.07 am.
Yes. That's early.
However it was not the time that puzzled her but the reason as to why she woke up.
The clanging of dishes could be heard through the closed door of her bedroom.
She got out of bed and yanked open the door for she hated waking up any earlier than necessary.
There was a person standing in her kitchen.
Her first thought was,
"Who the hell wears a black, full length cloak in the middle of summer?"
Her second was,
"Holy cow, where'd I put my tennis racquet?"
Then she noticed that he was actually doing the dishes for her.
She quickly crossed out her second thought.
Whoever was brave enough to face her pile of dishes deserved some credit.
As her foggy mind started to clear, DA took in further details.
The guy was blonde.
And his cloak had a decoration of red clouds on it.
DA blinked.
Le-gasp!
The guy paused in his actions and turned around.
…
"PEIN-SAMA?!"
"…Yeeees?" (1)
…
DA walked towards him.
"You can't be real."
"…I find that offensive."
…
DA reached up towards his face.
"…Your piercings look real…."
She took hold of a piercing above his eye.
And pulled.
Hard.
A painful yell echoed throughout the kitchen.
Pein looked like he was bleeding profusely from the eye.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"So you are real." DA looked on in wonder.
"WHAT'D YOU THINK?!"
"Lol nice." (2)
Pein was starting to turn a bit pale.
…
"You do realize that if we don't do something about the bleeding I'm either gonna end up losing my circulation or falling unconscious."
"Oh right, right. The bleeding. Um let me see….."
DA scrambled around the house and came up with a first aid kit.
Pein grabbed it from her and turned away, presumably treating his wound.
DA sighed and went back to her room.
She opened the door and was met with the strangest sight yet.
There was a man in Anbu clothes covered in blood and about to lie down on her bed.
O.O
"OMG, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
The man jumped and fell off the bed.
DA paused.
"Those were the crappiest ninja skills I have ever seen."
DA stared at the man and finally recognized him.
"…Kakashi?"
"…….?"
"…..What are you doing without your mask on?"
"……My dog ate it."
"….."
"….."
"…..You're a lot uglier than I thought you would be."
"….."
"Well get outa here. You're not supposed to be in my room, let alone on my bed. I have a personal bubble and your foot is smack in the middle of it."
Kakashi put on the puppy eyes.
DA faltered.
"Well there's always the couch….But you're not touching anything else in my house without taking a shower first, you got it?!"
Kakashi beamed a retarded beam and skipped out, closing the door behind him.
DA sighed and sat on the edge of the mud/ blood caked bed.
She could hear Kakashi's footsteps disappearing down the hallway.
There was a pause and an eerie silence.
DA suddenly remembered.
…Pein.
Two girlish screams were heard through the closed door.
lol That dream was from a while ago but I didn't have the time to type it up. I just had another one recently and it's the continuation of this one.
…….Dreams are so awesome.
(1) When you call someone and stretch out their names, they are usually inclined to answer back in the same way. Try it out if you don't believe me.
(2) Yes. She actually said 'lol'. I do that sometimes when I couldn't be bothered to laugh but wanted to let people know that I would've if I wasn't such a slacker.