Yo!
Continuing from last time!
DA jumped at the door, yanked it open, and raced down the hallway.
She held onto the wall with wide eyes and stared at the strange scene before her.
She would've laughed her ass off if it wasn't for the crazy screaming.
Well, she did actually.
All in all, it must've been pretty weird.
A person bleeding from the eye screaming at another covered in mud and who knows what, with an addition of a girl in pajamas laughing her ass off in the corner of the room.
Yeah…one could say it's pretty weird.
Fortunately DA was quick to recover and stepped in between the two screaming maniacs.
They paused for breath.
DA grinned. "Kakashi meet Pein. Pein meet Kakashi."
They stared.
"…Wait. Am I ruining the whole series cause I introduced you two?"
Both of them asked, "What series?"
"…Aw never mind. You two weren't supposed to meet anyway. Aw crap what do I do…?"
DA sighed.
"Well since I've probably stuffed it up beyond repair already I'll just ruin it even more. Here I go."
They both stared at her.
"Pein, this is Kakashi Hatake, son of Konoha's White Fang, also known as Sharingan Kakashi."
Pein's eyes narrowed and he slowly shifted into a more agile pose.
Kakashi didn't seem to notice.
"Kakashi, this is Pein, leader of the Akatsuki…need I say more?"
Kakashi's eyes widened.
"You're kidding right?"
"…Of course I'm kidding!"
He raised a brow.
"I'm not, you retard! Why the hell would I be kidding about this?"
They both answered.
"…because you're the retarded one?"
Two plates spun towards their heads.
Being ninjas, they didn't disappoint, and ducked under the offending objects.
DA fumed.
Both Kakashi and Pein laughed and gave each other high fives.
"Did you just…like…holy cow…so OOC…"
Kakashi and Pein yanked their hands away and pointed at each other, speechless.
There was an awkward silence.
Suddenly, beeps were heard in Kakashi's pocket.
Kakashi reached in and moved to pull the object out.
Both DA and Pein backed away.
Pein was just being cautious.
DA thought it sounded like a pipe bomb.
…
It was a pager.
"They have pagers in Naruto?"
Pein answered.
"Of course! We have cars, mobile phones, fridges, radios, trains, boats, planes…stuff like that. Basically everything you have here."
DA paused for a moment as Kakashi began jabbing the pager.
"Do you have the internet?"
"…Internet?...I don't believe so…"
A grin grew on DA's face and she cackled like the maniac that she was.
But before she was able to go on, Kakashi stuffed the pager into his pocket and interrupted.
"I'm afraid I have to go. Tsunade-sama demands a meeting right away." He glanced at Pein, "Till we meet again."
And with a poof, he disappeared.
Pein growled.
"Damn showoff."
DA grinned and turned back towards Pein.
"Now, as I was saying-…oh my god."
"What?"
"Pein, what-…what happened to your face?"
"Huh? W-what's wrong with my face?"
Out of nowhere, DA produced a hand sized mirror.
Pein snatched it and quickly took a look.
An eerie silence.
…
Then a scream and a shatter as the mirror connected with the wall across the room.
"Oh god, my face! MY FACE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FACE?"
DA didn't laugh.
It wasn't funny.
Actually, it was horrifying.
One side of Pein's face had turned a greenish purple in colour. It was a wonder anyone missed it. Maybe it just started? Who knows?
Oh and the wound above his eye is leaking green something.
DA stared as Pein began running around the room wailing.
And then it clicked.
DA rushed back to the cupboard where she stuffed the first aid kit.
She ruffled through the contents and took out the antiseptic.
She peered at the labels and her eyes widened considerably.
"Expiry date: 29 June, 2004."
…
And Pein used at least half a bottle of it.
I love all the Naruto characters. I used to hate going to sleep but now it's not so bad. Sometimes, if you wanna dream about something so badly, it might happen. But I don't do such things though. I let the dreams take control.
And then it all goes wild.
And I love every second of it.