Yo!

I'm back with another retarded dream. (laughs randomly)

DA woke up…

(That was one crappy beginning to a chapter)

Let's just say she was in the kitchen having something with 'instant' on it when there was crazy knocking on her door.

…

It was Pein.

With a band aid above his eye.

With presumably valid antiseptic this time.

He walked in non-chalantly and didn't say a word.

DA just stared.

She closed the door but it got stuck on something.

She paused then started banging the door, trying to get it shut.

There were screams of pain from outside.

She stopped and opened the door.

And there was Tobi clutching his foot.

…

And the rest of the Akatsuki.

So DA let them all in.

Since her house wasn't very big, the place was crammed with people in black cloaks.

…

It must've looked weird from outside.

Pein broke the silence.

"I presume you already know the rest of the group, since you knew me before I even introduced myself."

"Yes, yes. I know you all…"

DA cracked up randomly.

Everyone else stared.

…

BANG!

A random girl flew in through the open window.

…

"Ah, great timing. Everyone meet my neighbour, C4."

…

Pein broke the silence. Again.

"So…you said something about this 'internet' thing yesterday…"

"Ah, yes that. Everyone follow me."

DA led the way to her room.

She got onto the internet on her laptop and the Akatsuki crowded around her desk.

"I know it's a bit crammed in here but this is the only laptop…other than my dad's-"

And with that, Itachi broke from the group and disappeared down the hallway towards the other bedroom.

"-which you're not supposed to go on…oh what the heck."

…

"Anyway the internet is like a huge network that connects people from all over the world…a great source of communication and such. Now the first website I will introduce you guys to is the infamous YouTube."

DA went on YouTube and went to her favourites.

And as anyone would suspect, there were lots and lots of crazy stuff eg "Crazy People Screaming On Roller Coasters", "Naruto: Abridged Series", "Most Amazing Road Accident", "The Bleach Skit", "Roy Mustang's Insanity Test" etc.

…O.o

30 minutes later, everyone was sitting in the living room laughing their asses off at random parodies, skits and cosplays watched on YouTube.

The tv was on and Tobi was playing Barbie: Horse Adventures on the PS2.

And he was enjoying it.

Pein grinned.

"That car accident one was awesome."

Hidan: "My favourite was the one where the loser got hit by a truck."

Kakuzu: "That one where the surgeon stabbed himself in the eye with scissors was funny."

Deidara: "What'd you think of the one where the mansion blew up?"

Sasori: "Hahaha…the guy walked into a tree…"

…

Everyone fell silent at that.

Tobi: "Yes! Tobi passed level 4! Now Tobi gets a new horsie!"

…

Zetsu, who has been pretty quiet all this time, got up and changed the game to Naruto Ultimate Ninja without giving Tobi a chance to save.

Tobi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

20 minutes later, Zetsu pwned everyone else while only playing as Sakura.

BAM!

The door to the other bedroom crashed open and Itachi rushed out with 'that' crazed look on his face. ("You are my new light!" epic moment thingy…)

What he said next sent everyone into heavy fits of laughter.

…

"I WON 50 PERCENT OFF CAR INSURANCE WITH AAMI!"

…wtf?

And that was it.

I've just had another one last night.

I will update soon.