Friendship Saga
(with thanks to Don Mclean for such a wonderful original song and Weird Al for his Star Wars version)

A long, long time ago
I could still remember how
That Kairi used to make me laugh
And I knew if I took my chance
That she would join me in a dance
And cuddle with me in the aftermath

But the Heartless made me tremble
Broke up friendships I'd assembled
Kairi turned up missing
Then I thought, "What is this thing?"
I can't recall what else I said
When I first lifted my Keyblade
And Traverse Town went to my head
That's where I met these guys

Oh my, my, Goofy, Donald and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We could learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "Stick with me; we'll get through the night.
Stick with me; we'll get through the night."

Would you eat a mushroom stew
If when you did you found you grew
Just what a growin' boy needs
Or do you believe that the Heartless stole
The withered heart of that crusty soul
And can you teach me blizzard spells, pretty please?

Well, I know the Riku thinks she's cute
'Cause I saw him picking out paopu fruit
Yeah, we had ourselves a race
And you shoulda seen his face

I was a prepubescent running ace
And the minute Riku started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Before I met my friends

Oh, my, my, Goofy, Donald, and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We could learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "These stupid shadows just wanna fight!
How many more do we gotta fight?"

Now for ten worlds we were on our own
We met friends with a jungle home
And we swung through a lot of trees
And Hercules fought for fame and glory
While wearing a loincloth assumed a priori
Because we landed somehow in ancient Greece

Oh, and while the rat was in a rush
The jester stole his little crush
It was the Cave of Wonders' turn
But no princess was returned
And as we read lots of mousy marks
And treasure boxes' happy barks
And Riku took the road to Dark
I still stuck by my friends

We were singin'
My, my, Goofy, Donald, and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We could learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "We should turn our hearts to the light.
We should turn our hearts to the light."

Helter skelter, in the stomach's swelter
Crashed our ship near Pinocchio's shelter
Sneezed us out; now we're goin' faaaaast
And we were all there under the sea
Me craving lobster fricassee
Or was that little loudmouth guy a crab?

The next town, it was far from cuddly
And the makeup made my face look chubby
The dead things tried to dance
Oogie put us in a trance
A pirate ship then took the field
And we made sure we'd never yield
Do you recall what was revealed?
I found out with my friends

Oh my, my, Goofy, Donald, and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We could learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "So she was right here the whole time?"
So she was right here the whole time…."

And then we made it to the castle
Though just getting inside was a hassle
With no time left to catch our breath
Then Riku came and he took my Key
And he stole my friends away from me
Does this boy have any decency left?

And as I fought to reach his stage
Alongside Beast, with fists of rage
Although the trip felt longer
My heart, it grew much stronger
And as the flames arced through the silent night
Fearsome look and deadly flight
I saw Goofy laughing with delight
My friends back by my side

We were singing
My, my, Goofy, Donald, and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We can learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "Riku should have turned to the light.
Riku should have turned to the light."

I met a girl with a pretty song
I hadn't seen her in so long
She just smiled and waved hello
I knew that to save the girl
I'd see the ending of the world
Pay no ransom; I'd meet Ansem down below
And in the depths, Behemoths screamed
The demon died while Mussorgsky dreamed
A lot of Heartless croakin'
The main computer broken

And the King that I admire most
We met behind the Heartless host
And Ansem then gave up the ghost
We did this all as friends

Oh my, my, Goofy, Donald, and I
Though we're funny, with our Gummis
We could learn how to fly
We left our homes because we don't want to die
Sayin', "Told you Kingdom Hearts, it was light.
Told you Kingdom Hearts, it was light."

We were singing
My, my, Riku, Kairi, and I
Reunited, then divided, but at least no one died
I went back home to see the beach and the sky
And shared a paopu fruit with Kairi that night