Crazy Monday
(parody of the SNL skit Lazy Sunday, of course)
Crazy Monday
Had to wake up in the mid
to late morning
Struck Goofy with a
lightning spell
Because he was snoring
Hello?
What up, Goof?
Yo, Donald, what's
crackin'?
You know who turned up
missin'? (King Mickey!) Then it's happenin'!
But first we gotta save some girls while the cricket keeps a diary
Me and Goofy are the warriors while poor Sora macks on Kairi
We take along that kid
for some Heartless smashin'
We love that Keyblade
like Aladdin loves Jasmine
Two, no six, no twelve,
baker's dozen!
These stupid shadow
Heartless just keep on comin'!
Yo, where's the bad
guy hidin'?
Hollow Bastion, dude
So we hit up RPGamer
just to find the dopest route
I prefer 1up
(That's a good one, too)
GameFAQs is the best
(True that) (Double true!)
Far end of the map
(Step on it, Goofy!)
Fire Gummi Cannons!
Make the Heartless go POOFY!
The chronic (what?)
search for Sora's friends
Yes, the chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends
We love the chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends
Pass that chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends
Yo, stop at Traverse
Town—gotta forge a new weapon
This level zero shield
just ain't very threatenin'
Don't want the
Heartless foes to get all disruptive
Myst'ry Goo plus Gale
equals crazy destructive!
Swing it around, Sora;
that's what it's fo'
Moogle acted like it's
never seen an Ultima befo'
As I walk away, I hum a
tune by Duke Ellington
Pack our weapons in the
bag, and we're Ghost like Jack Skellington
Roll up to the castle,
and Maleficent is packin'
You can call us Greg Focker from the way we're puffin' dragons
Packed in the throne
room, Riku's the illest
We think he'll say
hi, but instead he tries to kill us
Sora beat him so fast
it was scary
Stole the Keyblade back
like Kate Winslet from Carrey
We make sure Ansem's
end is tragic
We find the king and
save this dream world of magic!
The chronic (what?)
search for Sora's friends
Yes, the chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends
We love the chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends
Pass that chronic
(what?) search for Sora's friends