Castle Oblivion Ladies' Man (parody of "Rock Me, Amadeus" by Falco)
I was a punk
Living in the giant tower
Oblivion's the castle
Where I spent every hour
I've got spiky hair and a tomahawk
And the ladies oughta love me
That's why I say
Come on and rock me, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
Oooooh, I'm Lexaeus
I was super tall
I made Zexion look small
I had muscles so hard
And a nice a Warp Break card
If you can't face these facts
Then you can kiss my axe
And I'll say
Come on and rock me, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
Oooooh, I'm Lexaeus
It was a year ago
It was at Radiant Garden
(Unlike with Larxene
Who was a prison warden)
Then the accident happened
Heartless invasion began
They got to me fifth
Now I'm a Nobody ladies' man
And I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
I'm Lexaeus, I'm Lexaeus
Oooooh, I'm Lexaeus