Keyblade Master for Hire (parody of "We Didn't Star the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Sora, Kairi, Yen Sid; Riku's such an emo kid
Goofy causes violence; Fat Bandit's kinda tricky
Leon's former name is Squall; Wakka throws a blitzball
Destiny Islands; Chicken Little, King Mickey!
Blizzard Lord, Divine Rose; stranger in a black robe
Chip and Dale, the Phil Cup; Donald is an angry duck
Aerith's back with Yuffie; little fairy YRP
Xemnas is the man in black; get up on the Hydra's back!
Keyblade Master for hire
With his magic, peerless
And the Keyblade, fearless
Keyblade Master for hire
And he does his part, this
Means he fights the Heartless
Power Crystals dropped by Wyverns; black and white at Timeless River
Barbarossa, Scar's a ghost-a; Princesses of Heart
Singing Tron, Dancing Tron; Oathkeeper, Oblivion
Storm Rider, Mulan; Namine does art
Seifer, Fujin, Raijin; Sanctuary, Simple, Clean
Hayner, Pence, Peter Pan; Halloween Town, Disneyland
Hanging posters, Bumble Buster; Radiant Garden lost its luster
Princess Alice, little girl; trouble in the Underworld
Keyblade Master for hire
With his magic, peerless
And the Keyblade, fearless
Keyblade Master for hire
He'll save lots of people
In this awesome sequel
Ed, Shenzi, Banzai; Piglet's just a little guy
Pooh can't get his honey back; Eeyore is a sad sack
Wonderland, Tarzan; Setzer's sneaky Struggle plan
Agrabah, finny fun; Xigbar brought a rack of guns
Belle, Beast, and Lumiere; too much gel in Sora's hair
Cid is the airship fixer; Orichalcum, Megalixer
Coliseum, Shadow Stalker; Xaldin's a prolific talker
Will Turner, Sparrow's ransom; I can't believe it wasn't Ansem
Keyblade Master for hire
With his magic, peerless
And the Keyblade, fearless
Keyblade Master for hire
A PS2 sensation
Fight the Organization
Hercules, Roxas dreamin'; Haley Osment, Crispin Freeman
Sea salt ice cream can't be beat; Twilight Town and Steamboat Pete
Shadows and Nobody Lancers; Demyx and his Water Dancers
Cosmic Belt, Buster Band; Simba in the Pride Lands
Gummi Ship shoot 'em up; Sora wins the Hades Cup
Train fare and money hassles; Thousand Heartless storm the castle
Keyblade Master for hire
With his magic, peerless
And the Keyblade, fearless
Keyblade Master for hire
With controls so friendly
Unlike Chain of Memories
Luxord bets high and low; Axel is a pyro
Tifa seeks a lost love; Oogie Boogie's filled with bugs
Al and Genie and Abu; Jasmine and Jafar, too
Sora's in the PC; Sark works for the MCP
Auron tells a story; Skellington is gory
Simba, Minnie, Evil Vivi; Ansem watching on a TV
Pumbaa's wild, Timon is tamer; Seifer really owned those lamers
Friends bring hope when all seems lost; vehementi Sephiroth!
Keyblade Master for hire
With his magic, peerless
With the Keyblade, fearless
Keyblade Master for hire
And with the sequel pending
Watch the bonus ending
Keyblade Master for hire...