Summary: Ginji has a sister? Yep, it's true, and now she has become best friends with Natsumi. Sounds great, especially when they try to set Ginji up with Akabane – without dying from Ban's SNAKE BITE. And now Shido's engaged to Paul? Oh yes, Kazuki's pregnant………or something like that.

DISCLAIMER: I have a radical new idea!!!!!!!!!!! If I owned The Get Backers, would I be writing my pathetic little stories on fan fiction, or would I be putting them into the show…? It's a toughie isn't it?

… ……my lawyers have just told me that my speech was very nice but not very helpful………………..I DON'T OWN THE GET BACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN MAGIC HAPPENS

Chapter 5- Why are all hot guys GAY? Part 1

Saiyoko looked around at all the damage she had caused. The café was un complete and utter ruins. All the tables had been broken, the coffee machine was in shambles, it had crashed into Ban's head, the counter had been split down the middle, not to mention the damage the young girl had done to her brother. He however had managed too stay conscious, unlike all his friends…

Ban had been hit in the head by a table, the coffee machine and also Hevn. Hevn had been unconscious already, and Saiyoko had been running out of things to throw at Ginji. She had accidentally hit Ban with the Table and with Hevn, she had been aiming for Ginji- but when she realised it was actually rather fun to throw things at Ban, she had given him the coffee machine…as well as a likely concussion.

Natsumi and Paul were lying in a heap by the stairs….Saiyoko wasn't quite sure how they had gotten hurt, but she was sure they would be fine. Ginji though…

Ginji was crouched behind the left side of the counter, shaking. Saiyoko snorted at him.

"So pathetic." She sighed. The fiery young woman turned on her heel and walked out of the café, calling over her shoulder,

"I'll see you soon Ginji." Ginji gulped. He looked around at the disaster that his little sister had left and sighed. He was sure everyone was going to make him pay for this.

"She's so mean." He grumbled, standing up, "She didn't even let me explain…"

It was good to see her again though, he thought smiling.

Paul groaned as he tried to sit up.

"Ginji," he muttered… "You are in big trouble."

"Uhh…hehehe…"Ginji trailed off. He looked around to see where Ban had ended up, and spied him lying next to the wall still out cold.

"Ban-chan?" Ginji said quietly hurrying over to his best friend and kneeling down next to him, "Ban-chan, are you okay?"

Ban didn't respond. Ginji put a cool hand on the other man's head. He swore as his hand came back with blood on it.

"Damn it! Saiyoko, you are in major trouble if you've seriously hurt him!" Ginji growled. He went through his options, subconsciously stroking Ban's face,

"Well, he needs a doctor…but Ban hates hospitals…JUUBEI!" Ginji laughed at his own cleverness. He reached into one of the deep pockets of his coat and drew out a pink mobile. He punched in Juubei's number and held the phone to his ear.

Ring

Ring

Ring

Ring

Ring…….. "Hello?" Sakura picked up the phone from her brother's hand and answered it for him

"Is this Sakura?" came Ginji's voice over the line,

"Yes. How are you Ginji?" Sakura asked, smiling.

"I'm fine, but Ban is hurt. Saiyoko threw a coffee machine at him." Sakura put a hand over her mouth to refrain from giggling.

"So she found you then?"

"Uh huh. Umm, he's hurt pretty bad, but he'll kill me if I take him to a hospital…can Juubei come over and fix him?"

Sakura glanced at Juubei. She repeated the conversation for him.

"He can come in a little while Ginji." Sakura said into the phone, walking out of her brother's room, "He's a bit busy at the moment."

"Is something wrong?"

"Oh, no everything is fine. Kazuki is just a bit unwell."

"Oh. Well, when Juubei can come…yeah, and tell Kazu-chan I hope he feels better!"

"I will."

"Hey, why are Kazuki and Juubei at the Limitless Fortress?"

"I never said they were…"

"But you're answering Juubei's phone."

"Oh, yes, of course." Sakura laughed," I don't know…maybe there's something wrong with their apartment."

"Okay. Bye Sakura- chan!"

Saiyoko sighed as she turned the corner. I shouldn't have destroyed that café, she thought.

"Ah well..." she said aloud grinning in that evil way of hers, "I'll just get someone to fix it. Ahh…here we are…" she looked up to see a magnificent mansion in front of her,

"I think it's time to pay Shido a visit."

Well, that was long and pointless…please review anyway, and continue to read of course…