Chapter five: Reeses

Naruto headed to Sasuke's house, backpack full of all the things he'd need for his visit, completely unaware of all the strange stares he was getting. He pounded on the Uchiha's front door, "Hey, teme!! I'm here! Open up!"

He could hear the heavy footsteps of the older boy as he stomped down the stairs, not happy at having to let the blonde in, and angry with himself for agreeing with his plans. Naruto forced his way past Sasuke as soon as he opened the door, receiving himself a glare, "What do you want?" he asked, his unpleasant mood apparent in his deep voice.

"To sleep over, duh. We went over this before. Gees, and he says I'm an usuratonkatchi!"

Sasuke shot his friend a death glare. "You are, dobe."

"I am not, teme!"

"Keep telling yourself that."

Naruto glared at the older boy, locking eyes in a glaring contest before humph-ing and turning away. He stomped upstairs to pick out a room to stay in for the next couple days, earning himself a confused glare.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"I'm going to pick out a room."

"You can't just do that, there's this wonderful thing called manners, ever heard of it?" Sasuke said angrily, stomping off after the blonde.

"What ever, teme."

"You can't stay there." he said suddenly when Naruto went to open a door, "That was one of my cousins old rooms."

Naruto gave the boy a weirded out/confused/still angry look. He muttered "Issues much?" under his breath in a barely audible voice that granted him another angry/annoyed look from the Uchiha. He went to the next door. "This one haunted too?"

"Uncle."

And, about a hundred doors later, Naruto asked, "Can I stay in this one, teme?"

"Nope."

"Why the h-word not? You've said 'no' for the past hundred…"

"Hundred and one." Sasuke corrected.

"What ever, why can't I sleep in this room?!"

Sasuke opened the door to show the blonde. "It's a bathroom, dobe."

"Oh…" said Naruto, his anger quickly vanishing, but he quickly recovered, "So where the heck am I s'posed to sleep?"

"My room." the raven haired boy said like it was the most obvious thing in the world with a hint of 'why the heck did you wait 'til now to ask' laced in his voice.

The younger boy glared up at him, 'why did you let me go through all of this before telling me' clearly written on his tanned fore head. "What?" he asked in disbelief.

"You heard me."

Naruto quickly realized something, pulling out his notebook, he muttered 'likes to sleep with guys and invites them into his room as casually as if there was nothing wrong with it' as he scribbled down the sentence. "Okay." he said once he was done, looking up at the raven haired boy, a wide grin on his face.

Sasuke rubbed his temples, "Ugh, this is going to be a long night." he complained as he led the blonde to his room so he could put down his rather large backpack.

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The two boys slowly marched up to the afore mentioned room, having just finished some studying after a delicious dinner. They had spent all afternoon training, and sparing, but mostly arguing, and had worn themselves out from all the extra time they spent with each other; well, at least Sasuke was tired, Naruto was more stuffed from eating too much, and wasn't afraid to let the other boy know.

"Shut up, Naruto." Sasuke said at last, finally having enough of the blonde's constant chatter.

"Well, sooorry." he said sarcastically, "At least I'm not the one who likes to take younger boys to bed with them!" WHACK! "Ouch!! That hurt, teme!!"

"Good." Sasuke said, throwing the door to his room open and plodding into the room, followed by Naruto.

The blonde growled under his breath, glaring daggers at the back to the older boy's head.

Sasuke started stripping himself of his clothes, to change into his pajamas, but, unfortunately for Naruto, he hadn't been expecting this, and was now almost completely red. "Unlike you, I don't like seeing boy's strip." he said, jotting down 'likes to strip in front of other boys.'

"Shut up, dobe. We're both boys, so it shouldn't matter. If you don't like it, go change in the bathroom." he countered, adding 'if you can find it' as an after thought.

Naruto, who had been half way out the door, change of clothes in his hand, froze at this comment. "Are you saying I'm to stupid to find the bathroom that you oh so kindly pointed out to me, teme?"

"Duh."

Needless to say, Naruto did manage to get himself lost, but who wouldn't in such a huge place with so many winding corridors, right? Right? How ever, Sasuke heard the blonde's cry for help from one hallway over (he had walked in circles) and went to rescue him and led him to the bathroom, was forced to wait, and led the blonde back to his, temporarily their, bed room.

Sasuke crawled into bed, setting his alarm for the next morning. Naruto laid down on the futon the older boy had set up while he had gotten himself lost.

"'Night, dobe." Sasuke muttered, turning off the light and pulling the covers up to his chin, snuggling into the soft pillows.

"'Night, teme." Naruto replied. He, however, could not get to sleep, as it was still February, and was rather chilly. He looked up at the sleeping Uchiha on the bed with his warm, thick, inviting blankets longingly. After a quick and totally pointless check around the room to make sure no one was looking, he got up and crawled under the blankets, careful not to wake the sleeping boy. He blushed slightly at the closeness, as their faces were only inches apart. 'He looks so cute when he's sleeping…' He shook his head as if to try to rid himself of the thought. 'No no no no no!!! He most definitely does not!!' he mentally protested, but he couldn't help the slow blush that slowly started to cover his cheeks as he continued to stare at the older boy.

(after notes: thank you so much, aki-chan! if it wasn't for you and your you ness, i wouldn't have sat myself down to write this! mucho love! lol i feel funny saying that…anywho, sorry for the late update, but i couldn't get on any sooner, i'll try to do better next time!! please review! …please?)