A.N. This may have been my record of shortest times between updates go me! You get to see more of our beloved titans in this one and extra bonus you get to see them interact with our favorite whores!
Enjoy!
Chapter 7
"May I help you?" The pale dark haired girl at the front desk asked as the Titans walked in to the Look-a-like's reception room. She didn't show the least bit of surprise at having the Teen Titans in her place of employment.
Speedy leaned over the counter grinning at her, "We're looking for 'Robyn', think you could help us out there?"
The girl looked at the clock on the wall, "I'm afraid she's currently engaged. May I take a message?"
Raven drifted over next to Speedy, "it's a rather pressing matter, where might we find her?"
Speedy's eyes bounced between the two, "Shit..." as the young girl looked intently at Raven studying her face. This girl was Raven's look-a-like, dark purple hair, deep violet eyes and the red chakra gem on her forehead. The girl was shorter, and her pale skin looked sicklier than Raven's white but healthy look.
The pale girl spoke her voice mimicking Raven's monotone, "She's on stage and will be unable to entertain private business until much later this evening."
Robin stepped between Speedy and Raven and placed his hands on the counter pulling of a rather terrifying Bat-glare "Who can we to speak to about legal matters?"
The pale receptionist met his gaze as coolly as she had the others, "I've already told you, she currently engaged. If you would like to speak to the owner," she continued quickly to avoid Robin's outburst, "You may go through that door there, follow the bass and ask any of the employees for Damion."
As Robin turned to the door indicated Speedy leaned back over the desk, "Sooo, if wanted to contact..."
The receptionist interrupted him, "Take a card." she returned to her work.
Speedy leaned a little closer, "And if I wanted to talk to you?"
She looked up, her eyebrows slightly down being the only indication of her displeasure, "You would ask for Crow."
Speedy's grin of success was cut short as a black hand of soul energy grabbed him by the ear, "and if you did," Raven monotone, "I'd castrate you." She followed Robin to the door leading Speedy by the ear. Cyborg followed, he'd been admiring the security system, someone had known what they were doing when they rigged it up and quality too. Then Starfire floated after them, her feet about a foot off the floor and her eyes glowing green. She'd been unable to speak a single word of English since witnessing "the kiss." Beast Boy lagged behind the others then approached the desk holding one of the pictures from the wall against his chest.
"Excuse me," he said to Crow shyly, "Is she working tonight?" He held out the picture for Crow to examine.
Crow let her gaze flicker over the picture then up to Beast Boy's face, "Yes, I believe Stone is working tonight."
Beast Boy looked down at it, shining up at him was Terra's bright smile, he knew it wasn't Terra, she was to old, but the way she smiled and her casual posture reminded him so much of his friend. He set the picture on the desk and hurried after the other Titans.
Crow stopped her work and pressed a button on her desk, "Barney, you will shortly be needed on or around the stage area."
"Thanks for the heads up girl, on my way there."
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It took Robin a moment to adjust to the lights the noise and the smell. The number of bodies packed together and the alcohol levels reminded him of many of the busts he and Batman had done. His scan of the crowd reveled several familiar faces, Adonis-lacking his armor, Jonny Rancid-whooping and hollering, and a red headed young man with an eyebrow piercing who attracted Robin's attention. The red head noticed the teen titans and grinned knowingly then seemed to melt into the crowd.
After assessing the crowd situation he turned his attention to the stage.
"Damn."
For once Robin agreed with Speedy, there wasn't much more you could say. On stage was a painfully accurate, albeit female, replica of himself. Not seeing her up close and still as he had on the internet was disconcerting to say the least. Her dance was sex and martial arts mixed up and set to music. The result was as Speedy had said, "Damn."
Robin felt a breeze whoosh past his ear as Starfire launched herself at the stage. The Robyn on stage had barely enough time to shift her weight before Starfire's shoulder slammed into her stomach propelling them both off stage.
Robin took off after Starfire dodging between tables and customers trying to reach the stage. An unlucky foot place in a puddle of spilled beer, a drunken arm swung wrong and Robin's attempt to dodge ended up dumping him into the lap of another very drunk customer. The man slurred his approval and wrapped his arms around the boy wonder's waist moving to place a kiss on the horrified Robin's lips. Robin writhed out of the man's grip and stepped quickly out of arm's reach only to feel his back pressed against another, only this time female, body.
"Sparrow?" Robin heard a confused voice with a distinct syntax ask, "I thought you were going to stay on stage, and wearing that outfit here? You must have really grown a pair."
Robin froze in shock as a hand belonging to the voice in his ear ran over his thigh and grabbed between his legs.
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The night had started well; Cat, Stone, Star and Goth were waiting tables, getting tons of tips. Introduction nights were always good for that. Smiles, Look-a-like's Cheshire, was at the bar flirting and keeping up with the other girl's orders and Tweety, Black Canary, had the head phones around her neck and was rocking the mixing board. Sparrow was on stage, looking good, making Damion wonder if he shouldn't gender bend a few more heroes. All was smooth, the Titans coming in was only noticed by a few customers, the bright lights and the already employed 'superheroes' made them blend in all the more. So it came as a complete surprise to Star seeing Sparrow on the floor, in her male costume, no less. It was even more of a surprise to the red head to get a handful when she felt up her co-worker.
Stars took a deep breath then looked over the shoulder of the young, short-black-haired person she had a handful of then her head jerked to the stage where Starfire was standing looking as shocked as Star herself. With a loud curse invoking the goddess X'Hal Starfire launched herself off the stage flying at Stars. Sparrow grabbed Starfire's ankle getting half drug across the room, banging her shins on tables and kicking a few customers. Stars released the stunned Robin and braced herself. Sparrow grabbed Starfire's wrist, yanking it down and turning the Tamaranian and crashing them both into a table.
Robin grabbed Stars' wrist preventing her from slipping away and was shocked as she deftly twisted her wrist and was free from his grasp. A grunt of pain from behind him drew his attention and he turned to see the Robyn doubled over in pain then dart a hand out at the off guard Starfire and twist the Tamaranian's arm up behind her into a pressure hold, using the joint's own limits to keep Starfire on her knees. Robin darted foreword his blood boiling; that move alone had been proof enough for him that this stripper, this Look-a-Like, was who he was searching for. He'd been at the receiving end of that hold to many times from Slade's own hands for him to doubt it. His forward charge was interrupted by a strong hand descending on his shoulder, he looked back to see a very fit, 6'4" black-haired man looking pissed.
"Sparrow!" the man barked from behind Robin, the Robyn looked up at him and in the moment of surprise where her grip loosened Starfire was free, her fist raised and glowing green as she prepared to strike Sparrow. Two things happened simultaneously, a black soul projection surrounded Starfire's hand and Starfire was tackled by her own look-a-like.
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By this time the entire bar was in an uproar the Titans were trying to get through the crowd to assist their teammates. Well, some of them were. Cyborg was trying to get to Robin's side without banging into anyone on his way over. Raven was staying at the side of the room, away from the crowds; the emotions flooding the building were a bit much for her. Beastboy was flying over the room in bird form keeping an eye out for any potential threats and for the girl called Stone. Speedy had found Smiles at the bar and was trying to flirt with the older girl.
Most of the customers were gathered around, keeping a respectable distance from the fight but happily oblivious to the fact that the combatants were the actually Teen Titans. Those that did realize were making a fast exit.
Goth was banging on Damion's office door, trying to get him out to take care of the latest crisis. Stars and Starfire were still tangled on the floor, Starfire trying to inflict pain and Stars to subdue and defend.
"Robins!" the boy wonder and the stripper's head turned at the bouncer, "Take care of your Starfires!" With that he shoved Robin into the fury of green orange and purple that was the Starfires.
Robin struggled to get a hold of his Starfire with out touching anything embarrassing. Sparrow was standing at the edge of the fight trying to find an opening to grab Stars out of the mix.
An earthquake like crash and the sharp crack of a whip broke through the pandemonium. All eyes turned to the stage where two women stood. The blonde stood on a huge prop boulder that had crashed to the stage. She jumped off, her work boots impacting solidly on the stage; she glared around the room not bothering to brush the hair that had fallen in front of her right eye. The dark haired one stepped forward next to her friend letting the whip trail across the floor behind her. The black leather outfit and the cat ears sprouting from her curly hair marking her the, color-wise, darker of the two but the was she was grinning, as though pleased by the chaos, suggested that she might actually be the lighter hearted one.
Stone's stare landed on her two co-workers, "Stars...," she gave the implication of accepting annoyance with her sigh, "Sparrow, You know better than to upset me."
Stars had disentangled herself from the fight and stood facing the stage, the slightest smile gracing her face as she watched her two friends settle the situation. Sparrow looked ashamed at the ground, her hands clasped behind her back.
Cat leaned onto one knee and looked at the Titans before settling her gaze on Robin, "And I don't think 'daddy' would be happy to see you in a place like this. How old are you Boy Wonder?"
Robin glared at her maintaining most of his focus on keeping Starfire from resuming the fight.
The two girls jumped off the stage and wound their way between the customers coming to stand before the group. Stars pivoted and stepped backward seamlessly moving from 'part of the group' to 'one of the problem solvers', she stood to Sone's left while Cat stood to the bi-polar girl's left. Cyborg and Beast Boy came to stand next to their teammates. Sparrow remained next to Barney, feeling very self conscious in her Robyn costume.
Damion came up behind the three girls with a winning smile on his face, "Are you ladies terrorizing our fine custoooh...shit." A moment of panic flashed over his face before his caught it; he straightened his jacket and smiled at the titans, "As a law abiding business owner I have to ask those of you who are underage to leave my establishment."
Robin's jaw nearly hit the floor.
Damion nervously cleared his throat and continued, "I'll have Barney here see you out." He nodded to Barney who rolled his eyes at the heavy work being pushed off on him.
Barney stepped forward.
Robin stepped around the bouncer, "'law abiding'?! You're impersonating real people!"
Damion sighed, "If you don't mind I would prefer to let my customers get back to their entertainment. Would you mind discussing this in my office, just you?" he didn't wait for a reply but nodded to Sparrow and walked to his office.
Robin watched him for a moment, "Cy, take care of thing here for a bit." he began to follow Damion.
Sparrow followed the origin of her character not looking foreword to the forth coming conversation. Her path was blocked by Barney's arm handing her his leather jacket. She grinned her thanks and tugged it on, continuing toward Damion's office.
Barney turned back to the Titans trying to ignore their looks at the tight black T-shirt emblazoned with the Bat-symbol he'd worn for the occasion
Cat looked from Sparrow's retreating back to Stars. "Hey, you go get my Bat-shirt and Sparrow's yellow belt. We'll keep this Gotham night going." She wove between the customers toward the DJ booth where Tweety, was mixing it up.
Stars took off and Stone began to head to the bar to pick up her nearly forgotten drinks. Beast Boy darted under Barney's arm and grabbed her wrist. She glared down at him.
"Umm...Terra?" He didn't like calling her that but didn't know what else to call her. "You...you don't sleep with...um...I mean: you don't, you aren't a whor...what they say you are, are you?"
Terra glared at him for a moment longer then grinned and pushed her hair behind her ear. "I like you kid." She patted his head then gave him a shove back toward Barney, neither confirming nor denying his question.
Barney continued to herd the titans to the door they were going with out complaint with the exception of Speedy who was trying to bribe the stone faced bouncer into letting him stay. Barney withheld a sigh of relief as he got them to the door back to the business office only to have the moment snatched away by hands entering the bar through said door, walking right into the titans.
"Jinx!" Cyborg looked the scantily clad girl up and down.
The pink-haired girl grinned and held her hand out, "Jinx is my stage name, but you may call me Hands."
Cyborg shook her hand grinning, "Hey there." he was a little stunned by her similarities to the actual villainess and her casual manor. His grin faded as Hands rested her other hand on top of their's and a gong noise echoed out of his nether regions. He blushed deeply.
Hands smiled widened and continued holding his hand in both of hers, "You did an excellent job with the receptive nerves endings in you hands, very accurately placed."
Barney separated the Look-a-Like from the Titan then held the door open for the teens. He caught Cyborg's eye as the young man passed, "The bathroom is on the right if you need to use it." Cyborg's blush darkened and hurried down the hallway. The other Titans filed out of the club section of the building to wait for their leader in the reception room. Rave brought up the rear carrying Speedy encased in a black bubble in front of her.
Once the customers realized that the threat of getting busted for anything illegal was gone they quickly calmed back down and began to call out for another dance. Tweety picked up the cue from backstage and started one of the songs. Cat came out from one side of the stage grinning provocatively at the customers and flicking her whip from side to side. Stars came out from the other; she'd cobbled together a rather convincing Batgirl costume from what the girls had lying around their common room. Bat-shirt, tight black pants tucked into tall black stiletto heel boots, Sparrow's spare belt and mask, a pair of Cat's ears tucked under a black knit beanie hat and her red hair spilling out of the back, all in all a good enough look to keep the Gotham themed night going.
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Damion sat down opposite of Robin, I stood at Damion's shoulder still in costume, minus my mask, ready to put my three years of legal studies to work.
"Now, Robin, you apparently have some complaints you felt you needed to bring to me in person?" Damion interlocked his fingers in his desk.
Robin glared clearly disliking all the verbal word play, "You're running a brothel." he stated bluntly.
Damion sighed, "I own and operate a strip club and mimic provider, both above the table and fully legitimized by the law."
"You're impersonating real people!" Robin stood up and slapped his hands onto the desk.
I stepped forward, fighting the urge to fidget under the Boy Wonder's glare, "Your symbols, costumes, and names are not copyrighted. There is nothing illegal about impersonating or selling products bearing your symbols."
"What about this?" Robin opened a pouch on his belt and tossed a jump drive to Damion.
Damion caught it, looked it over and plugged it into his laptop, it opened and Damion clicked on the only file it contained. The screen opened to a scene of me fighting Slade. Damion looked at Robin obliviously, "What about this?"
Robin leaned over the desk, "You're catering to known super villains!" he shouted pointing at the screen.
I stepped in before Damion could respond, "Deathstroke the Terminator, A.K.A Slade, has never been convicted of any crime, therefore we may assume his innocents till he is proven guilty."
Robin glared at me, "He's never been convicted because he's killed everyone who's tried to bring him to court!"
I imitated his pose and glared over the desk back at him, "Sounds like your problem not ours!"
Robin shoved away from the desk and switched his glare from me to Damion, "This isn't over." He turned and walked out of the room.
I relaxed my stance and looked slightly embarrassed at Damion.
He looked coolly up at me, "Get back on stage Sparrow."
I knew that I'd be hearing more about this later. I made my way to the sound booth and tapped on the glass getting Tweety's attention then heading backstage. I stripped out of Barney's jacket and replaced my mask on my face. I took a few deep breaths to prep myself then stepped out as I heard the music shift alerting Cat and Stars to my entrance. I shook my head and fell smoothly into the rehearsed moves, meshing easily with the other girls.
Tweety found the right groove and began to weave the music back to the original planned mix, the one I was to dance to alone, and Stars and Cat began to make their way off to the wings and I let go. Flowing through the movements and losing myself, letting the workout and the feeling of superiority over the people hidden by the bright lights and their need for me take over. This was where I got my kicks. This was a release that dwarfed anything I'd experience in a customer's bed.
A.N. I've refrained thus far from begging for reviews but I have been reduced to a starved artist hungering for some form of approval. So please review, if you've written anything yourself you know the warm fuzzy feeling a review can generate so...please?
Also expect a visit from our favorite billionair playboy next update. No not Ollie, even though he rocks beyond all belief, the other billionair playboy.