Ok, you're gonna love this one, it's the most hilarious part I like in the movie Home Alone I just had to put it in there. Review please!!

Danny is in the bathroom with only a towel around his waist and started talking to himself for who knows what reason. He was apparently using his parents' bathroom, which he's never used before.

"I took a shower and used shampoo and cream rinse. I cleaned all my body parts, even in my belly button, which I never did before, but sorta enjoyed," said Danny as he combed his hair, "I cleaned my face and put some shaving cream for just more shine," he continued as he sprayed some deodorant in his arm pits. He got his dad's After Shave and rubbed his hands together, "I've never shaved before, but after I put this stuff on, I'll be all cleaned," he said as he slapped his hands with the After Shave on his cheeks and he felt a harmful sting, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Danny decided to take a walk across the park to get some air. For some reason he started feeling sick to his stomach and it wasn't the After Shave. It was something else. He actually missed his family, his whole family that was always picking on him. He missed Jazz, Rally, his mom, his dad, and everyone else, even Aunt Alisha. He was upset that his parents left him Home all by himself.

"I'm only ten years old, what kind of parents leaves their kids Home Alone?" Cried Danny as he wiped his tears, "maybe they hate me, but I didn't do anything. They were being jerks even though I did mess up the table and disrespected my cousins. Well, who cares, I mean it's not like I wasn't being a jerk now. I mean sure I stole a toothbrush, but I wouldn't have done that if that Black Witch wasn't there. She did look hurt when I ran from her last night. What am I doing? I was being a jerk even now. That girl is probably not a witch at all, Jazz always makes up lame stories. I probably hurt her feelings and I didn't pay for the toothbrush, I'm a thief and a coward."

Danny walked on his way to the house and decided that maybe a plain cheese pizza would cheer him up. His folks would always get the pizza first before him just to be jerks. Now they weren't there, but he was still feeling a little sick. Especially after what he did to that girl. She was very pretty for a girl who wore black. Maybe she was a witch, but a good witch like Sabrina or Glinda, the good Witch of the North. Maybe she was like Elphaba from Wicked who was a misunderstood witch who wanted to fit in. All she needed was a Fyero or a friend. Danny erased that off his mind when he heard the doorbell ring. Danny gasped and turned on the movie he was watching the night before.

"Who is it!?" Asked the Old man in the movie.

"It's the Pizza Boy here with your pizza!" Called the Pizza Boy.

"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outa here!" Told the Old man.

"Ok," smiled the Pizza Boy, "but what about the money."

"What money?" Asked the Old man.

"You have to pay for your pizza sir," said the Pizza Boy rolling his eyes.

Danny put the money on the doorstep and fast forward the tape and turned it back on.

"Keep the change," said the Old man.

"Ugh," sighed the Pizza Boy.

"Hey!" Shouted the Old man, "I'm gonna give ya to the count of ten, to get your yella, self ranting caucus out my door!" he shouted as the Pizza Boy got scared and ran, "One! Two! Ten!" he shouted as he started shooting and laughed. The Pizza Boy started running to his scooter and drove as fast as his little butt could take him.

Danny went to the doorstep and smelled his plain cheese pizza and smiled, "a plain cheese just for me."

He took the box of Pizza and started eating it inside. When he was done with his dinner, before he went to sleep on his parents' bed, he looked at a picture of his family. He stared at it and saw water drop on the glass, he realized it was his own tear. He really missed his parents and he needed to take things seriously.

"I'm Home Alone, I'm the man of the house, and I'm gonna start acting like one. It's no fun being the only one of the house. I'm gonna make things right, I promise," promised Danny as he put the picture under his pillow and went to bed as his eyes slowly closed and fell into a deep sleep.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Harry and Marv OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Harry and Marv were robbing from the next door neighbor's house as you see everything is broken or torn. They started stuffing things in the bag and who knows what. Harry saw Marv sliding all the stuff from shelves into his bag.

"You know, this is what I call a perfect robbery from the Wet Bandits," smiled Harry.

"Sorry, we're not here, but if you please leave a message," said the message machine as you hear a beep and then Jack's voice, "hi, this is Jack, we're still in Paris. Could you give us a call? You know my number, bye."

"Is Jack a Fenton?" Asked Marv.

"Yes," answered Harry.

"You were right, they're in Paris," smiled Marv.

"I knew it," smirked Harry.

"It's the robbery of the century!" Grinned Marv.